Flipperwaldt posted:

It's a disjunctive pronoun, just like it would be in French in that same context. If English had a stressed form for "you", that would be used as well. Similar to how you'd never use "I" and "he" in the following:
me: blah blah
him: bleh bleh

With the note that in French specifically "elle" remains "elle" when stressed because the stressed form is the same, in the same way how in English the stressed form of "you" is "you".

ConfusedUs posted:

I also won’t ever be tired of Darkseid casually reminding others that the concept of ownership does not apply to them, for all is Darkseid’s

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Particularly all barcaloungers

Phy posted:

When I sit, it is with three billion asses! When I pull the lever to raise my feet, it is with three billion hands! When I shift to make myself more comfy, it is with six billion glutes!

Kumo posted:

The South doesn't have most of the military bases though. United States military bases are dispersed pretty uniformly across the nation (although Naval installations are more clustered near the shore in some states), possibly as a way to ensure the survival of one or more installations remaining in Federal control in the event of a rebellion or nuclear strike.

http://www.military.com/base-guide/browse-by-location

As much as people poo poo on the South, no one wants secession because of the massive problems it entails for everyone involved; and no nation-state tolerates the annexation of its territory idly.

Big Beef City posted:

Naval bases tend to be located near SHORES you say?

Karate Bastard posted:

This rabbit hole goes deep my friend. Wait til you learn where they keep their army bases...

Bert Roberge posted:

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

In their sleevies?

Quantum of Phallus posted:

President Beep posted:

Do people actually drive while wearing those loving things?

Blue Train posted:

It must be liberating for a dog to be the one running people over for once

Friend posted:

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Imagine being the stoner who ordered that night

Big Beef City posted:

Naval bases tend to be located near SHORES you say?

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Imagine being the stoner who ordered that night

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Imagine being the stoner who ordered that night

Blast of Confetti posted:

isnt gorka the edc dweeb that parks on the curb and has an art of war plate? god i hope he's done some illegal poo poo

TotalLossBrain posted:

Yep that's him. He's also an EDC dork.

Alan Smithee posted:

John Prick 2

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

du -hast posted:

Does anyone have the post that was about changing the thermostat.

It's a long rant about how the guys wife keeps putting a lamp under the thermostat, and they have a long argument about it, and it ends with "and I would have that argument a thousand more times rather than lose her" or similar

edit: nevermind, here it is agian:

That70sHeidi posted:

This reminds me of Mil Millington's Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About site (and book!).

Outrail posted:

WTF is going on with that vest? Did he steal it from a shorter, fatter, dumber Soviet Citizen? Don't wear daddy's clothes Gorka.

quote:

Margret's four-hundred-and-fifty-second most annoying habit is to stealthily turn off the central heating (then light the gas fire in the room she's in, natch). I'll suddenly notice that, sitting typing at the keyboard, I can see my own breath while from the bedroom one of the kids will call out, 'Papa, I can't feel my legs...' And I'll shiver down the stairs to find the central heating set to 'Summer/Hypothermia/Cryogenic Suspension,' and Margret in the living room watching the TV in a door frame warping furnace.

sebmojo posted:

link!

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Well that's my afternoon gone .

null_pointer posted:

Trig Discipline posted:

Yeah if Game of Thrones taught me one thing it's that pushing bran can result in a shitstorm.

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

Man, the cyberpunk dystopia is here, only instead of hot half-cyborg Asian chicks and seedy Japanese diners, it's some underpaid nerd in an office trying to cope with 100,000 infected webcams sending billions of dickpicks per second and crashing the servers because we as a race can't have nice things.

Jeza posted:

eyes glazed, watching mom on dad's dick for the twelfth time

writes on notepad: interesting

gary oldmans diary posted:

john malkovich as lennie small was the superior idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR2Uon5BWC0

why is gary sinise always paired with those guys? the stand, of mice and men, forrest gump gary sinise is the go-to retard companinion. hes holding my hand right now in fact

Jukebox Hero posted:

"Ugandan Knuckles" sucks, you think it's just a bunch of goofy, weird talking gremlins, then you learn the title and find out it's a racist thing

Ceciltron posted:

Everyone loves tiny weird knuckles: the knuckles that is tiny and weird.


We regret to inform you that tiny weird knuckles is racist.

mind the walrus posted:

The best part is that none of this is said in jest:

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The Illuminati went down to Taco Bell, looking for some Baja Blast,
They were so drat angry, 'cause they was hangry,
They was lookin' for a cheap repast.
When they came across this fat man
Chewing on a taco so spicy-hot
And the Illuminati dunked their hickory sauce and said,
"Boy let me tell you what:
I guess you didn´t know it, but we're foodies too,
And if you'd care to take a dare,
We'll make a bet with you
Now you gorge on them chalupas pretty drat good,
Boy, but give the Illuminati their due
We'll bet an empenada of gold against your soul
'Cause we think we binge-eat better than you"

The fattie said, "My name's Chuck, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret,
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been"

Chuck, refill your Coke and down them Crunchwraps hard,
'Cause hell's broke loose in Taco Bell and the Illuminati deals the cards
And if you win you'll get this shiny empenada made of gold,
But if you lose, the Illuminati gets your soul!

The Illuminati opened up the take-out bag and they said, "We'll start this show"
And cheeto-dust blew from their fingertips as they unwrapped their combo
They poured the fire-sauce across their food and it made an evil hiss
Then the midnight to 4am cleaning crew joined in,
And the chewing sounded something like this

When the Illuminati finished, Chuck said,
"Well you're pretty good, old son
But sit down on that stool right there
And let me show you how it's done!"

Fire on the grillers, run, boys, run
The Illuminati´s in the house of the day-old buns
Chicken on the KFC-side, fried up to order,
Granny get your food here, make a run for the border.

The Illuminati bowed their heads because they knew that they'd been beat
And they laid that golden empenada on the ground at Chuck´s feet
Chuck said, "Illuminati, just come on back
If you ever want to eat again,
I done told you once, you sons of a bitch,
I eat the best there´s ever been"

He played,
Fire on the grillers, run, boys, run
The Illuminati´s in the house of the day-old buns
Chicken on the KFC-side, fried up to order,
Granny get your food here, make a run for the border.

Theophany posted:

I specifically look for houses with optimal making GBS threads acoustics when looking for a place to live. I want to be playing a symphony in brown and I want everybody to hear its magnificence.

Danaru posted:

IIRC the "do you know de wae" lines were originally just referencing a so-bad-it's-good low budget Ugandan action movie, so while the accents weren't cool to do, it wasn't maliciously racist. I'm pretty loving sure the director didn't have people yelling "EBOLA! EBOLA! I HAVE EBOLA!" and spitting and clicking at people in his movie though, thanks gamers.

Eela6 posted:

What movie? I love weird low-budget films.