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I want a shower where I'm constantly afraid of cutting myself by touching the walls.
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kid sinister posted:When fuzzy toilet seat covers mutate.  Lime Tonics posted:https://www.trulia.com/homes/Minnesota/Minneapolis/sold/20343043-3359-Tyler-St-NE-Minneapolis-MN-55418 Jesus. I hope they used super-heavy-duty hinges on those cabinet doors that now way 25 pounds each. I'm kind of disappointed in the oven door, now. It breaks the theme. edit: Holy poo poo they liked rocks. Even the toilet is painted in faux rocks. They certainly committed to the theme. Darchangel fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Jan 11, 2018 |
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Jan 11, 2018 18:30
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Hey, they picked a theme and they god drat well committed.
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Jan 11, 2018 18:50
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That house reminds me of old Young Adult book covers. Especially if it's a coming of age, totally average and ordinary girl's adventure with magic and a strange boy who may or may not be an Elf that wants to whisk her away to Fairy Land where she could live happily ever after. Bonus points for a potential divorce sub plot that's cured by the girl somehow.
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Jan 11, 2018 19:56
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It's like a family of rock monsters exploded and rained their guts all over every surface in the house. Also, impossible to clean.
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Jan 11, 2018 19:59
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Ok, regardless of everything else, that garage door owns
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Jan 11, 2018 20:05
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Why is the track lighting pointing at the windows? This one is breaking my brain.  It's clear that some of the fabric is real and some is just painted on but my brain can't decide how much. Is it a fire hazard, or just a room with a completely bizarre ceiling shape? What is happening? Why is it happening?
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Jan 11, 2018 20:16
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Just imagine all of the bacteria and fungus growing in those porous surfaces. Hope no one ever spills milk or vomits before making it to the toilet, because those smells are going to be around for a long time. Also after seeing some of those other images and the use of animal prints as well, this is a furry house isn't it?
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Jan 11, 2018 20:20
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You've got it all wrong, it's the easiest to clean! Just wheel your power washer from room to room and hose everything down.
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Jan 11, 2018 20:40
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:Oh lord. Do click through on that link. Those photos sure are something. I'm the mission ceiling fan in the goddamn enchanted forest of Tom Bombadil
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Jan 11, 2018 20:48
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Facebook Aunt posted:Why is the track lighting pointing at the windows? It isn't. It's pointed at the walls between the windows. Duh.
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Jan 11, 2018 20:59
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One Legged Ninja posted:It isn't. It's pointed at the walls between the windows. Duh. I'm thinking it's pointing at the tapestries that typically cover the windows. I feel like the owner is not a lover of natural light.
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Jan 11, 2018 21:12
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Facebook Aunt posted:Why is the track lighting pointing at the windows? It looks like it's an attic room and it's just a painted design on a slanted ceiling. The real drapery is only over the window and around the doorway? which you can only see part of in the shot.
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Jan 11, 2018 22:12
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Lime Tonics posted:https://www.trulia.com/homes/Minnesota/Minneapolis/sold/20343043-3359-Tyler-St-NE-Minneapolis-MN-55418 Google street from 2011 shows this exterior. The most recent sale was 2015. Someone bought this house like this and kept it the same. That is... unique... Edit: this article was written during the previous listing http://www.citypages.com/arts/check-out-this-crazy-unique-house-for-sale-in-northeast-minneapolis-7394748 It sounds like the new owner is using it as a studio/bed and breakfast. crazypeltast52 fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Jan 11, 2018 |
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Jan 11, 2018 22:23
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crazypeltast52 posted:Google street from 2011 shows this exterior. The most recent sale was 2015. Someone bought this house like this and kept it the same. That is... unique... Not really. Blind people buy houses all the time. Leviathan Song posted:I'm thinking it's pointing at the tapestries that typically cover the windows. I feel like the owner is not a lover of natural light. If God had wanted us to use natural light He wouldn't have invented Nikola Tesla. 
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Jan 11, 2018 22:31
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Lime Tonics posted:https://www.trulia.com/homes/Minnesota/Minneapolis/sold/20343043-3359-Tyler-St-NE-Minneapolis-MN-55418 The interior looks like they were trying to make a comforting habitat for a homesick gorilla
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Jan 11, 2018 22:40
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I'm afraid that someone crazy enough to decorate like that is crazy enough to show up years after it's sold and demand to inspect their masterpiece.
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Jan 11, 2018 23:50
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The Twinkie Czar posted:I'm afraid that someone crazy enough to decorate like that is crazy enough to show up years after it's sold and demand to inspect their masterpiece. 
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Jan 12, 2018 00:27
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You could buy that house and put it on AirBNB and make bank.
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Jan 12, 2018 00:29
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:The interior looks like they were trying to make a comforting habitat for a homesick gorilla Next to the cougar habitat at a zoo or something?
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Jan 12, 2018 00:39
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Panthrax posted:Next to the cougar habitat at a zoo or something? Actually, yeah, that would probably work out.
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Jan 12, 2018 03:08
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Lime Tonics posted:https://www.trulia.com/homes/Minnesota/Minneapolis/sold/20343043-3359-Tyler-St-NE-Minneapolis-MN-55418 Where the Wild Things Drink.
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Jan 12, 2018 03:10
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PainterofCrap posted:Where the Wild Things Drink. presumably at the Where the Wild Things Bar?
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Jan 12, 2018 03:13
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Leperflesh posted:presumably at the Where the Wild Things Bar? And It Stoned Me
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Jan 12, 2018 03:49
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I had a friend do a legit showing of that dump when it last up for sale. He said it was worse than it looked in the pictures. Aside from the decor, the general condition was apparently pretty poor.
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Jan 12, 2018 04:19
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stupid puma posted:I had a friend do a legit showing of that dump when it last up for sale. He said it was worse than it looked in the pictures. Aside from the decor, the general condition was apparently pretty poor. Was it like something was weighing down everything, causing premature aging of the structure?
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Jan 12, 2018 04:51
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I can see the ceiling is painted, but still all I can see is a corner of fabric coming loose and lowering itself into the fan.
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Jan 12, 2018 08:09
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Panthrax posted:Next to the cougar habitat at a zoo or something? Speaking of, I lost it at the tiger toilet. Then went "AAAAAA" at my phone when I got to the enchanted forest.
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Jan 12, 2018 12:07
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My Lovely Horse posted:I can see the ceiling is painted, but still all I can see is a corner of fabric coming loose and lowering itself into the fan. I think that's actually just hanging in the foreground. If you follow the edge, you see it doesn't connect with the ceiling or fan at all. It's just in front of them.
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Jan 12, 2018 15:32
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Zil posted:Was it like something was weighing down everything, causing premature aging of the structure? Probably more that artsy people suck at anything besides their "art". See "art cars," and the stellar condition of them, for example. Maintenance, what's that?
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Jan 12, 2018 16:02
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Lime Tonics posted:https://www.trulia.com/homes/Minnesota/Minneapolis/sold/20343043-3359-Tyler-St-NE-Minneapolis-MN-55418
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Jan 12, 2018 16:12
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Yawgmoth posted:I fuckin love this and would absolutely live in this place. Honestly, I like the house, if the rock-and-animal-print thing was toned down a whole lot. Like, the kitchen had just straight up stained wood cabinets, for example. I like rock as a building material, just not for every. freaking. surface. And no animal prints at all. Just complementing earth-toned paints and drapery. Basically, there was a good start here, then it just kept going straight into plaid.
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Darchangel posted:Probably more that artsy people suck at anything besides their "art". See "art cars," and the stellar condition of them, for example. Maintenance, what's that? Would MotorTrend's Roadkill and Dirt Every Day's creations be art cars or... However, they did spawn the wonderful Zip Tie Drags, which has somehow magically never killed anyone yet! http://www.roadkill.com/500-photos-from-the-2017-roadkill-zip-tie-drags-in-ohio/ By the way, if you have any interest in cars at all, and you haven't seen the poo poo they do on Roadkill's youtube series, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbbq4Vapp1Q
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They oughta be committed for that theme.
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Yawgmoth posted:I fuckin love this and would absolutely live in this place. You missed out! It's not even in a bad section of town! It's next door to a golf course and basically in New Brighton!
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Jan 12, 2018 16:50
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You can even visit it! http://wolfhousempls.com The facebook page indicates someone is doing a documentary on the house as well!
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I want to believe this was done on purpose just because it's that funny. Like, the dude installing it knew it would turn out this way and went ahead and did it anyways for laughs.
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The Glumslinger posted:Ok, regardless of everything else, that garage door owns I'm 100% sure it conceals a '70s van with a wizard airbrushed on the side, which also owns.
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Yawgmoth posted:I want to believe this was done on purpose just because it's that funny. Like, the dude installing it knew it would turn out this way and went ahead and did it anyways for laughs. Hey, I followed the measurements that were on the blueprint. Yeah, I saw it was off and easily fixed when I installed it, but gently caress you that was the measurements on the blueprint.
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