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Single-player games are dead, haven't you heard? The future of urinals is head-to-head literal pissing contests
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Jan 11, 2018 20:32
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Don't cross the streams
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Jan 11, 2018 20:36
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 drat, Nintendo, cool your jets, I'm trying
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Jan 11, 2018 20:36
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All this talk of dark souls make me want to go try and play through king's field 4 or shadow tower 1 or 2.
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Jan 11, 2018 20:37
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i've heard of streaming games... and this is consistent !!
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Jan 11, 2018 20:37
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truly, we will not see equality between the genders until ladies can blast the clothes off animated men using a stream of hot piss
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Jan 11, 2018 20:39
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Samuringa posted:
Why aren't you lasering your beard off right now? Nintendo ain't gonna stand for your casual poo poo.
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Jan 11, 2018 20:39
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Oh joy. Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition. ...I hope it's just hyrule warriors legends but better because I'm perfectly fine with hyrule warriors wii u and I've almost finished the adventure mode stuff after years of on and off play and I know legends had some small additional story stuff and a couple new adventure maps but I really don't want to feel like I need to get hyrule warriors and redo all of the stuff I'd already done just to play as some new characters. So hopefully it's just a definitive edition without any new characters outside of the aforementioned costumes. I don't want to have to redo all of my wii u progress dammit lol
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Jan 11, 2018 20:46
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I wish dragon quest warriors or heroes or whatever was on switch I kinda wanna finally check out the series so I gotta choose between Zelda or FE, leaning towards FE. But DQ would take that spot more than likely, if it was an option at all
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Jan 11, 2018 20:58
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It is, in Japan. Also it's a super lovely port and the games aren't that good anyway
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Jan 11, 2018 21:01
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Oh well nevermind then. Zelda warriors or FE warriors? I like both franchises and both games look cool, presentation wise
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Jan 11, 2018 21:04
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FirstAidKite posted:All this talk of dark souls make me want to go try and play through king's field 4 or shadow tower 1 or 2.
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Jan 11, 2018 21:10
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You should play Tenchu so you're caught up on the intricate lore in time for From Presents Tenchu (2019)
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Jan 11, 2018 21:12
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KingSlime posted:Oh well nevermind then. FE warriors makes you feel more like a general commanding an army and Hyrule warriors makes you feel like the only competent soldier in the entire kingdom rushing from place to place putting out fires and oh god so much is going wrong FE has a bad roster if you're an older fan but it's fine if you started with Awakening. There's more clones (and because the DLC isn't finished, fewer characters period).
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Jan 11, 2018 21:17
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Saint Freak posted:You should play Tenchu so you're caught up on the intricate lore in time for From Presents Tenchu (2019) Fromchu
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Jan 11, 2018 21:18
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KingSlime posted:Oh well nevermind then. Zelda is absolutely the better game if you can hold out. Also the 3DS version + DLC added an overwhelming amount of content to the game and that'll all be included in the Switch release
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Jan 11, 2018 21:19
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Saint Freak posted:You should play Tenchu so you're caught up on the intricate lore in time for From Presents Tenchu (2019) You mean play Otogi
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Jan 11, 2018 21:30
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KingSlime posted:Oh well nevermind then. The complaints I've heard about FE warriors make it sound like they suffer from lack of character variety due to most of the cast being pulled from the past few releases. Hyrule Warriors is insanely good and also has an insane amount of content if you care for that sort of thing. Tons of different characters, some with multiple different weapons (each weapon moveset is essentially its own character), the story mode doesn't last too long but it's there and you have some optional side story modes as well. Then there are the adventure maps which are just these big zelda-style maps where each node of the map is a battle of some kind with a lot of variety and you progress by finishing the map and achieving a certain rank. The variety of mission types range from "kill enemies" to "kill enemies but if you get hit, you lose all of your health down to 1 heart, and all enemies die in one hit" to "answer a trivia question by killing the enemy that represents the right answer" to "escort bombchus to an enemy base" to "pick one of 2 allies and team up with your ally against the choice you turned down" and all kinds of stuff. Various rewards for completing these maps include heart pieces, new weapons, new weapon tiers, new costumes, stuff like that. There are also a bunch of gold skulltulas hidden throughout the story mode and the maps and they will unlock special rewards maps. Then the additional adventure maps which each have their own gimmick, like the twilight princess map which has fog of war on some of the maps so that you can't tell where your enemies are on the minimap, or the majora's mask map where you have a timer that goes down by 1 for each battle you take part in and if the timer reaches 0, the progress on the map resets except for any owl statues you've activated. There is even a mode where you get to play through as ganon and run around bashing enemies as this overpowered boss monster. My two major complaints though: 1. adventure maps will require you to make progress based on rank. There are 3 ranks. C, B, and A. Rank is determined by how much time you spent in a stage, how many kills you got in the stage, and how much damage you took in the stage. To get an A rank, you need an A in each of those 3 categories. In a game where it is very easy to get juggled, it can be annoying to get over halfway through a mission and have to restart it because you took too much damage and you're required to get the A rank on this mission to make any progress on the map. It's just a nuisance because in some maps, they disable one of the categories (for example, on maps where you have to survive a set amount of time, the time category is disabled) but not being allowed to take more than 10 hearts of damage before you lose out on the damage A rank is pretty bs. Doubly so when you are playing co-op and that damage counter is cumulative so if one player takes 5 hearts of damage and the other takes 5 hearts, then you've lost the A rank. 2. bosses. The bosses are typical zelda-style bosses where you have to use a specific item on them in order to beat them, but this is annoying because it involves waiting on them to show their weak point. You can barely do any damage outside of that. Once they show their weak point and you can use the item on them, they get stunned and you have to hit them, but your attacks still don't do a lot of damage. Once you deplete their weak point gauge (which only shows up when you stun them), you do a special finisher attack on them that does meaningful damage to them, but there are several times where you have to do this with multiple bosses at once and it can take 3 or 4 finishers to beat them. On top of that, the Manhandla and the Imprisoned are both really mean bosses all around because Manhandla has an attack where if you don't guard and you aren't aware of it, it just stun locks you and, later in the game, kills you (or almost kills you) and if you're juggling enemies and bosses then you're stuck with having to keep an eye on Manhandla and hoping it doesn't do its ranged stun-lock-you-to-death attack. The Imprisoned is just a very large enemy who can do a lot of damage to you and while his weak point is always exposed, he will always get out of stun when you get his weak point gauge down to half no matter what and then he'll go crawling after you for a while. Because of how big he is, this can result in the camera getting caught on him and he's just a big nuisance to fight. If you're stuck fighting him in a small area, his large size can prevent you from getting away from him safely and his shockwaves take off a lot of HP as well. I just don't like the bosses and I think the game would have been better if you could just like...attack the bosses normally. I've only played the wii u version. I have all of the dlc for it but that dlc doesn't include the new features for the 3DS version like the fairies and fairy dress up and the extra bosses, so I can't comment on that.
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Jan 11, 2018 21:30
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cheetah7071 posted:FE warriors makes you feel more like a general commanding an army and Hyrule warriors makes you feel like the only competent soldier in the entire kingdom rushing from place to place putting out fires and oh god so much is going wrong  FE warriors doesn't have Hector and as someone who hasn't even played a fire emblem besides Sacred Stones, not having Hector is hosed up
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Jan 11, 2018 21:34
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i just said the phrase "waiting on tenterhooks" out loud in a discussion and immediately transformed into a gentleman from the 1860s
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Jan 11, 2018 21:39
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The coolest thing for me in the direct was probably Mario Tennis and maybe the SNK thing since I already have everything else on Wii U or PS3. That Celeste thing looked cool too but I don't wanna play a 2D platformer with an analog stick and it was good to see luigi again
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Jan 11, 2018 21:43
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Luigi's had a rough few years, but he's out of rehab now and we're all praying for him.
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Jan 11, 2018 21:56
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I can't decide if I should get Dark souls on the switch or PC. On one hand playing portable Souls sounds really novel but on the other I've never played any of these games without a keyboard. I'd probably play like poo poo with a controller.
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Jan 11, 2018 22:01
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Luigi was the most reliable squaddie in Mario+Rabbids
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Jan 11, 2018 22:01
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Internet Kraken posted:I can't decide if I should get Dark souls on the switch or PC. is this bizarro world
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Jan 11, 2018 22:02
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Play dark souls on a controller holy poo poo it is so bad on keyboard
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Jan 11, 2018 22:03
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I've beaten all 3 games on keyboard you can't loving stop me. Sure the first time I picked up Dark Souls I had to spend 3 hours figuring out a remapped control scheme that worked, but I'm used to it.
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Jan 11, 2018 22:05
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haha I have played all the souls games on pc and I never once used the keyboard because what the gently caress
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Jan 11, 2018 22:05
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If someone can beat Dark Souls with a pair of bongos then a keyboard sounds quite reasonable
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Jan 11, 2018 22:06
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Yo Nintendo give me Dark Souls Amiibo fuckin immediately need a mimic like right now.
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Jan 11, 2018 22:09
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My main reservation about Dark Souls switch is that I can already play Dark Souls with the Dual Shock 4, the best controller ever made, so why would I want to downgrade to a switch controller
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Jan 11, 2018 22:09
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i, too, play dark souls games with kb+m, albeit i had to get a mod to fix the controls for dark souls 1 because the port job was atrocious
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Jan 11, 2018 22:10
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LeafyOrb posted:Yo Nintendo give me Dark Souls Amiibo fuckin immediately need a mimic like right now. One of the amiibos you currently own is already a mimic. Good luck.
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Jan 11, 2018 22:10
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The White Dragon posted:same i love these. but the one i saw told you the size of your dick based on the amount you pissed. i rated as Dad Dick Is it too late to amend my goty because holy poo poo
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Jan 11, 2018 22:12
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Oh KB+M is a total mess, unless you have one of those fancy gamer mouses with tons of buttons. With a standard 3 button mouse you don't have enough buttons to bind everything properly. Just keyboard though? That's fine. Just rebind everything camera related to your numpad and put the attack buttons over there too.
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Jan 11, 2018 22:12
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Souls-style controls have always felt really unintuitive to me, I've never liked how the shoulder buttons control each arm. Maybe I would have an easier time with kb+m...
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Jan 11, 2018 22:12
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Internet Kraken posted:Oh KB+M is a total mess, unless you have one of those fancy gamer mouses with tons of buttons. With a standard 3 button mouse you don't have enough buttons to bind everything properly. 
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Jan 11, 2018 22:13
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Internet Kraken posted:Oh KB+M is a total mess, unless you have one of those fancy gamer mouses with tons of buttons. With a standard 3 button mouse you don't have enough buttons to bind everything properly. whoa
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Internet Kraken posted:Oh KB+M is a total mess, unless you have one of those fancy gamer mouses with tons of buttons. With a standard 3 button mouse you don't have enough buttons to bind everything properly. What in the...
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