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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
You can qualify it however you want but it’s bad. He’s really good but it’s a weakness

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mewse
May 2, 2006

Yeah Khabib's standup style is basically eat a bunch of shots to set up grappling

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

mewse posted:

Yeah Khabib's standup style is basically eat a bunch of shots to set up grappling

it's a little bit more nuanced than that in that his looping punches can either succeed and crack a dude in the face or even if it's blocked / misses it leaves khabib most of the way set up to just reach out and grab the guy and drag him down. it's really effective but if he was to compete in a kickboxing / boxing match he would get hosed up by darrel horcher

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I kind of think Gastelum is at the very peak of where he's getting at MW. Fighting Weidman it really showed that he just doesn't have the size to tackle these enormous cuts-from-220 middleweights, and basically everyone above him is that kind of guy. Except for Whittaker, but I really don't see his bullish style getting over the absolute pure craftsmanship of Bobby Knux.

Gastelum either needs a Super Welterweight division, or to hire a new nutritionist.


dude what the gently caress happened to your avatar

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

Ratios and Tendency posted:

His striking is there to get takedowns, which it does.

That’s a polite way to say bad.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

mewse posted:

Yeah Khabib's standup style is basically eat a bunch of shots to set up grappling

Sometimes he seems to pause or hesitate in spots where I wouldn't expect someone looking for a takedown to pause. It looks really awkward, and I wonder if it's straight up bad striking or it's something he's adapted in sparring to get his range and timing to where he needs it.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Tyron Woodley is on Joe Rogan's podcast bitching about not getting respect.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Khabibs striking probably isn’t helped by the fact that he’s constantly fighting ring rust because his body can’t survive fighting more than once every two years.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

JaySB posted:

Tyron Woodley is on Joe Rogan's podcast bitching about not getting respect.

And the wind blows. And the sun sets.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





I guess it's appropriate that he's getting into stand-up considering how long he's been ripping off Rodney Dangerfield

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Khabibs striking probably isn’t helped by the fact that he’s constantly fighting ring rust because his body can’t survive fighting more than once every two years.

i dunno about that, he looked supremely fit vs barboza. i dont doubt he can fight at roughly the same pace for 5 rounds too

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Probably the most interesting thing off that Woodley podcast is that he said the judge who gave him a 10-8 first round and a 10-9 fourth round in the first Wonderboy fight said he scored it that way because he "wasted a minute in the guillotine"

That or Tyron saying he's scared of Khabeeb

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Vitor says he's retiring after this weekend to focus on opening a series of gyms in the US and Brazil, and that it would take "A lot of money. Many millions" to get him to book another fight.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

JaySB posted:

Tyron Woodley is on Joe Rogan's podcast bitching about not getting respect.

If that was only what he was doing I could deal with it. It's Woodley bitching about not getting respect for 5 minutes at a time, Rogan says "you seem upset by this," Woodley replies "no I'm not, I'm not frustrated at all," and then he dives right back into another 5 minutes straight of why nobody respects him. Rogan teases him a few times about it at least and he still doesn't get it.

It's maddening. I understand sometimes it's hard to see how you sound like to other people but holy gently caress.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Rogan sure picked a time to have boring Roufusport whiny cunts on his podcast. Isn't Askren on monday? yuck

I just imagine those two sitting in a locker room after practice just bitching back and forth

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Tell us how you really feel about Roufussport.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Auron posted:

Rogan sure picked a time to have boring Roufusport whiny cunts on his podcast. Isn't Askren on monday? yuck

I just imagine those two sitting in a locker room after practice just bitching back and forth

At least Tyron wasn’t too afraid to even go to the ufc and fight legit guys

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
It must be exhausting to have so many passionate opinions.

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

Marching Powder posted:

it's a little bit more nuanced than that in that his looping punches can either succeed and crack a dude in the face or even if it's blocked / misses it leaves khabib most of the way set up to just reach out and grab the guy and drag him down. it's really effective but if he was to compete in a kickboxing / boxing match he would get hosed up by darrel horcher

[Joe Rogan voice] Now look at the tape. Okay, here habib uses the power of aikdo against his opponents punch redirecting the force away from his body and directly towards his face, neutralizing it as it harmlessly passes through his skull and brain matter.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
In nonsurprising news Jimmy Smith signed with the UFC

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/951866954238668800
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/951870729116704774

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Please fire Todd Grisham now.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



They could ditch Anik and Grisham and literally no one would care.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

i didn't even know grisham did anything anymore (did he do anything to begin with?). I've never heard him on anything outside of one fight night. Does he just do fightpass trash cards?

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

I don't mind Anik

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



vaginal facsimile posted:

I don't mind Anik

He's not awful but I wouldn't miss him if he was gone.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


The only person the UFC has lost that upset me more than Goldie was Rory. Half the time I can't even tell who is who between commentators now unless one of them is Rogan.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

El Roncho posted:

Please fire Todd Grisham now.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Anik really shows how good Goldberg was.

Goldberg reading ad copy: CORN NUTS, CORN TO THE CORE!

Anik reading ad copy: go to 7-11 for some ufc thing, whatever

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Goldberg was a wreck of a man and often screwed up but yeah, I'd take him over 1.000 aniks

Anik is poo poo, he is boring to listen to

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I think Anik is generic and unmemorable but he's only really bad when he interrupts fighters trying to be memorable in post fight interviews to force them to answer the generic questions about the fight the truck wrote for him.

Anyway here is a gdt for a card that only I am excited about.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3846266&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bd3cc_Cg7Mo/

Aight Blast Cum

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
This is the only good thing associated with Jon Anik

https://streamable.com/a9ho7

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Bluedeanie posted:

I think Anik is generic and unmemorable but he's only really bad when he interrupts fighters trying to be memorable in post fight interviews to force them to answer the generic questions about the fight the truck wrote for him.

Him vainly trying to drag a normal interview out of Ben Rothwell doing his villian shtick was hilarious

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

when the irish whatsapp stuff was going on and somebody posted "Dublin's cumbag" it caused me to think of mike goldberg saying "DUBLIN'S BEAUTIFUL CUMBAG ARENA" for days on end

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard

vaginal facsimile posted:

I don't mind Anik

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
Anik is uninteresting window dressing, while Goldie is a curtain that's on fire and aggressively blasts poo poo at you.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Apparently Cody Garbants is coming out with a book. That seems, uh, that sounds hard to believe.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Gay Horney posted:

Apparently Cody Garbants is coming out with a book. That seems, uh, that sounds hard to believe.

"A story about the power of friendship, commitment, and the will to thrive."

The Pact, By Cody Garbrandt with Mark Dagostino

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Gay Horney posted:

Apparently Cody Garbants is coming out with a book. That seems, uh, that sounds hard to believe.

i haven't had the patience to find out if cody has anything interesting to say because 5 minutes is apparently my unspoken maximum upper limit for listening to people try and verbalise a simple, single clause thought.

hopefully he doesn't have a ghostwriter and it's just cody's story - raw, hot, and uncut. if he does have a ghostwriter, i hope he actually has interesting experiences and ideas that he keeps very well hidden

e: ah just read the summary. sounds very safe. disappointing.

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Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
If it's ghost written then gently caress that I'll just reread Tank Abbott's 'Bar Brawler: Befor [sic] there were rules' for real authenticity.

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