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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Patriots wreck some joke team in a bogus home playoff game with home cooking refs. How new and different.


I really hate the Patriots.

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Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
the nfl is scripted

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
Brady made it to 12 AFCCG in 16 seasons as a starter, a 75% success rate.

Kinda insane

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
All of the Falcons points came off of turnovers. And their only TD came from a bizarre fumbled punt.


Also that rule is loving stupid. It should only be a live ball if it touches a players hand. Not their thigh.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

sponges posted:

They cheat

Yes. But lol if you think that's the only reason they're going to their 7th straight afccg

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
NSFW

hahahahaha. Someone made the worst porno ever on the broad street line last night.

NSFW


If this team wins the Super Bowl the celebration will make God strike this city down like Sodom and Gomorrah.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
God that’s loving hilarious.


gently caress the Patriots though, not that I really expected any other outcome.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

sponges posted:

They cheat

maybe other teams should get better at their cheating

i mean, other teams do dumb stuff like pipe in fake crowd noise. maybe they should take cheating seriously?!?!?!?!?!

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
John Harbaugh's rigorous moral code would never allow for even the thought of cheating.

My coach is lame.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
The real cheat is paying players by purchasing service contracts with companies they are majority shareholders in instead of paying them to circumvent the cap. Even the NCAA could figure that out even though they can't figure out shoe companies were paying the 5 best kids to all go to the same school.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Elephanthead posted:

The real cheat is paying players by purchasing service contracts with companies they are majority shareholders in instead of paying them to circumvent the cap. Even the NCAA could figure that out even though they can't figure out shoe companies were paying the 5 best kids to all go to the same school.

yeah but it's not like this is a secret other teams just don't care enough about winning to do it

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
The AFC is boring as hell, a statement which I may or may not alter depending on how the Jags do today.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
I can't wait for Brady to retire and the next QB to come in demanding a loving huge contract that fucks the Pats cap situation up wholesale.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

FuriousxGeorge posted:

NSFW

hahahahaha. Someone made the worst porno ever on the broad street line last night.

NSFW


If this team wins the Super Bowl the celebration will make God strike this city down like Sodom and Gomorrah.

That guy looks SOOOOOO bored.

Also Bortles and Foles are destined to meet in the Superb Owl

solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
Remember when the Patriots inexplicably blew their last two regular season games to the Dolphins and Jets and Denver got HFA? that was fun. And it's the only think saving us from 4 straight Pats super bowl appearances.

That Decker call reminded me of the divisional game between the Tebow Broncos and the pats, in which gronk repeatedly got away with OPI and all it did was make it a 4 td game instead of a 2-3 td game. It added insult to injury.

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

solarjetman posted:

Remember when the Patriots inexplicably blew their last two regular season games to the Dolphins and Jets and Denver got HFA? that was fun. And it's the only think saving us from 4 straight Pats super bowl appearances.

That Decker call reminded me of the divisional game between the Tebow Broncos and the pats, in which gronk repeatedly got away with OPI and all it did was make it a 4 td game instead of a 2-3 td game. It added insult to injury.

The blowout was because the Pats had figured out exactly how to handle Tebow and so proceeded to tear him and the Broncos apart.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

aBagorn posted:

That guy looks SOOOOOO bored.

Also Bortles and Foles are destined to meet in the Superb Owl

he just doesn’t want to call any attention to it.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

i think the titans should have followed the rules and avoided getting a lot of penalties

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Sour Diesel posted:

i think the titans should have followed the rules and avoided getting a lot of penalties

I think this, also

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

evilweasel posted:

maybe other teams should get better at their cheating

i mean, other teams do dumb stuff like pipe in fake crowd noise. maybe they should take cheating seriously?!?!?!?!?!

The Patriots are the best. At cheating

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer

solarjetman posted:

That Decker call reminded me of the divisional game between the Tebow Broncos and the pats, in which gronk repeatedly got away with OPI and all it did was make it a 4 td game instead of a 2-3 td game. It added insult to injury.

IIRC that was the game in which the Patriots had scored 35 by the half and set the record for longest post-season sack because Tebow wouldn't stop running backwards.

I don't think the calls changed much.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The Steelers losing a playoff game to Tim loving Tebow is the most shameful display in the history of football.

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

I never got to watch a Tim Tebow game :(

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sponges posted:

I never got to watch a Tim Tebow game :(

They were all absolutely hysterical. He kept winning due to the most crazy bullshit week after week. The GDTs were classics. The one where he beat the Bears due to the Bears running back being an idiot and going out of bounds and stopping the clock when they just needed to kneel, giving Tebow time to have a comeback, was unbelievable.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



sponges posted:

I never got to watch a Tim Tebow game :(

Imagine you were watching a game that was Tom Savage until the last drive when suddenly Savage morphed into a greased up Russel Wilson

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
That was Marion Barber IIRC since both Cutler and Forte got knocked out for the year at that point.

They basically scraped together a bunch of super tight wins because the defense kept it close enough to mount some bullshit comeback. Won the division because the West was terrible that year (3 8-8 teams and a 7-9 Chief squad), beat Pittsbugh and then got dismantled by the Patriots the next week.

That Pats game was such a beating the only thing I remember about it was Brady pooch-punting it away on 3rd down when NE was already up by like 35 points, it was hilarious.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The best part of the Tebow string of victories was seeing Elway's soul slowly die everytime they kept winning. Oh my god he hated Tebow so much and if it weren't for Manning falling into his lap he probably would have been forced to keep him going forward.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The Steelers losing a playoff game to Tim loving Tebow is the most shameful display in the history of football.

It really is understated just how loving terrible that loss is

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
Yeah, Elway basically looked like a comic book villain who's plans just got foiled again. I mean that's what he looks like all the time but still...

I kinda miss that Bronco team tbh. They were goofy and kinda lovely and the way they won games was just baffling over and over again.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The best part of the Tebow string of victories was seeing Elway's soul slowly die everytime they kept winning. Oh my god he hated Tebow so much and if it weren't for Manning falling into his lap he probably would have been forced to keep him going forward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0jD95OUZKM

I wish I could find the real clip of this instead of a recording of a recording by some dingus but this was impressive live

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d8252ecaa/Tebow-sacked-28-yard-loss

FartingBedpost
Aug 24, 2015





Kalli posted:

Imagine you were watching a game that was Tom Savage until the last drive when suddenly Savage morphed into a greased up Russel Wilson

That really is the best description of Tebow.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

The Puppy Bowl posted:

John Harbaugh's rigorous moral code would never allow for even the thought of cheating.

My coach is lame.

Hes just not smart enough for it. He doesnt even do jack. Hes totally useless

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







FartingBedpost posted:

That really is the best description of Tebow.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







but for real this is my favorite tebow gif. it just has everything

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



FizFashizzle posted:

but for real this is my favorite tebow gif. it just has everything



This gif is a work of art.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Kalli posted:

Imagine you were watching a game that was Tom Savage until the last drive when suddenly Savage morphed into a greased up Russel Wilson

But at no point did it look impressive

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I can't wait to watch the refs call 15 bogus penalties on the jags next week.

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Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

sponges posted:

I never got to watch a Tim Tebow game :(

They were truly and utterly magical in the best way.

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