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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/220671107?t=02h06m21s Bowtie wants in-game STDs. I didn't make this up.  e: awkward snipe much better: 
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thatguy posted:Imagine how rich the guy who makes Star Citizen hentai will be. Did it... still loving poor.
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Sillybones posted:What gameplay purpose does this serve? Does each meal have a different buff or something? Game freezes, then your character turns into a spider legged monster. “I’ve come up with a new recipe!”
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Jan 21, 2018 04:33
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Quavers posted:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/220671107?t=02h06m21s The ultimate virgin fantasy
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how is it realistic that every person in a mess hall is eating a different foodstuffs?
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Jan 21, 2018 04:36
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Quavers posted:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/220671107?t=02h06m21s Haha what kind of dummy would want to add that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZm3iwplH_s&t=582s SoftNum posted:how is it realistic that every person in a mess hall is eating a different foodstuffs? There are a lot of cool documentaries on naval kitchens. Cool for people who go out of their way to look up documentaries on naval kitchens. The answer is generally: Not very, trending towards not. But since that ship doesn't have a kitchen that I'm aware of I would guess they just get their food from the props department or maybe catering? Dusty Lens fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Jan 21, 2018 |
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Jan 21, 2018 04:36
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SoftNum posted:how is it realistic that every person in a mess hall is eating a different foodstuffs? It's extremely realistic, they are all concierge
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Quavers posted:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/220671107?t=02h06m21s Only if CIG installs spyware to make sure you don't have any out-of-game sex. Oh wait....
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7rtqyn/what_do_legal_troubles_mean_to_backers/dszl7w1/quote:Now if we got down that extreme of Crytek owning CIG then maybe it would be a good idea to pull out not because I need that money back or I'm unwilling to lose it but because Crytek has no right to any of that money. [infinitely expanding  ]
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Jan 21, 2018 04:40
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Dusty Lens posted:Haha what kind of dummy would want to add that.
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Jan 21, 2018 04:43
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Whoever cancelled 10ftC probably saved Star Citizen a few decades of technical debt.
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Jan 21, 2018 04:44
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I once saw a dude in a Star Citizen hoodie, he was extremely goony and he made me laugh simply by existing and wearing a hoodie that was revealed in between vape clouds That's my story, god bless
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XK posted:I've been following lawyer French for a few months. As far as I can tell, he is practicing. I can't speak to his credentials, education, or how he appears out of his depth outside of strict IP law, but he's definitely represented recent cases. He has taken some interesting positions on the CIG case for someone who should know better.
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Mr.Tophat posted:It's extremely realistic, they are all concierge Their dinners cost $350?
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Galarox posted:"Ecce Homo"? Give me a link so as I can see what I have to work with? Well, everybody already answered but I think the "old lady does her best to restore a painting of Jesus and ends with *that*" is actually a pretty sweet story. She really was trying her best, and in her eyes everything was fine, but in reality the My favorite details is that she added the rolled parchment effect (backwards) to the lower half, such attention to detail. Although, in the end, she created a more remarkable (and profitable!) painting than the original, so I guess the analogy breaks there, unless there is a big market for dumpster fires in the space video game world. trucutru fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Jan 21, 2018 |
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 https://gfycat.com/AlarmedTestyAfricanjacana Star Citizen should rebrand itself as a surreal horror game featuring a bioluminescent race of pod people who look almost human except for their eternally glowing faces. EDIT: replaced huge video with crappy gif and link boviscopophobic fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Jan 21, 2018 |
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Jan 21, 2018 05:13
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Thoatse posted:Their dinners cost $350? Yeah, but the backers will never know
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Quavers posted:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/220671107?t=58m29s
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Virtual Captain posted:Top voted post on r/sc: His penmanship is loving atrocious, and it looks like he gave up trying around 5th grade. However in his defense, it seems like a lot of guys (males specifically), do not really seem to care about their handwriting and penmanship skills. They do not seem to really take time to develop a good, stylized signature. And I’ve seen this with some very smart men, too. Even doctors can write like they are in the 6th grade sometimes. This is just my opinion, and not meant to be bashing men any. I’m just speaking from experience that men seem to care less about writing and signatures than women do. I don’t know why this is. Ask men who write poorly (or women because I’m sure there are terrible women who can’t write either).
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Dusty Lens posted:Haha what kind of dummy would want to add that. Has CIG sold a food truck yet? I'd like one calling it with a side of fries
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l73nvWCXzQE https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/7rkq2c/angels_fall_first_new_trailer_zerobudget/ quote:I played this game for an hour or so a few years ago. It's currently $12 
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“I’ve come up with a new recipe!”
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Raskolnikov posted:The raw talent that comes out of this thread sometimes. God bless. Yes. Galarox and others are amazing in their critically acclaimed skills.
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Galarox posted:K - Actually now that I come to think on it I remember this story. Yeah - this could make a great shop. Sadly however I wont be doing it tonight, will work on it on the 'morrow. Tonight is for insta-shops and shitposting, and that... that Ecce Homo... well that will require thought and work. Thanks for the idea Trucutru Before: Man with thumb head. After: Man with Chris Roberts head. A perfectly executed Javelin flies through the sky in the background.
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The Titanic posted:All I can draw is hard core
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SomethingJones posted:This guy has cracked it, Amazon want CIG's basic movement, collision detection, flight model and pole vaulting mechanics Amazon Executives: "How the gently caress can we acquire nipplejet technology to use in our games?"
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Because I love CRs story telling, and the cool and awesome game Squad 43 based on the Idris class of potato, I figured I’d look up what it is. So... here’s what I learned and it’s p cool and I can totally see why the hope of all humanity is based on this. Apparently this awesome ship can be crewed by 8 people minimum, and up to a huge and awesome 28. I got bored at this point and saw it also had fuel tanks and stuff that do things with numbers. I didn’t see how many fighters it can hold in its belly. I also saw it’s being built into the game as we speak. I guess for reference a destroyer in today’s modern navy can have a crew close to 300 people. But I guess this is space magic so 28 is really close to 250-ish for a modern frigate or whatever it is supposed to compare to. The Nimitz aircraft carrier has over 6000 people aboard it. So I guess all the big names and hero’s of CRs story are the throw away people in their army that are just thrown into the worst ship with the minimum capabilities to do whatever it does. That’s my professional analysis of the thing, and I hope the Skadden people can somehow use CRs inability to even concoct a decent storyline as a grounds for why the game shouldn’t be made. Skadden intern: feel free to use this in your defense. My sources are highly placed google results and stuff on Wikipedia so you know I did all the research here.
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Quavers posted:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/220671107?t=02h06m21s Somewhere a Skyrim modder is throwing his arms up in despair as he knew he should have applied for that job with CIG a few years ago.
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SoftNum posted:how is it realistic that every person in a mess hall is eating a different foodstuffs? Pretty sure it’s common knowledge that a military mess hall is the training ground for Emeril grade cooks. Each station has a bouquet of delicious options for a crewman to pick from and they definitely don’t all have eat the same thing because that’s what was cooked that day by sweaty kitchen staff. Each dish is also prepared to exquisite perfection, instead of haste and a lack of care. Though I do subtract some reality points because I don’t think I see a dish featuring proper garnishes which is what real servicemen have come to expect from their daily messhall feasts.
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When Chris watched "Aliens" to research things he should include in his game, he thought Sergeant Apone's "Every meal's a banquet, every paycheck a fortune" speech was literal.
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ComfyPants posted:When Chris watched "Aliens" to research things he should include in his game, he thought Sergeant Apone's "Every meal's a banquet, every paycheck a fortune" speech was literal. This is probably true. Which is how he had to have his huge crew max out at 28. How could the army afford to pay more than that? And remember that when you graduate the army, you get a space ship. This is like everybody who leaves service with a military service gets to take a tank, or a jet, or something like that with them as a going away present. I don’t know about you but I can’t wait for the story because I can’t wait to learn whether or not Sandi’s drug pushing character and her dad the famous actor can save humanity from itself for being stupid enough to not know there was a secret jump point above England (British tax credits  !) that the evil bad guy enemy is going to use to wipe every woman on Earth out. Only nerds and STDs can stop this tragic encounter!
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Galarox posted:"Ecce Homo"? Give me a link so as I can see what I have to work with? The Local es posted:The 19th century 'Ecce Homo' ('Behold the Man') depiction of Jesus with his crown of thorns had been disfigured and made into a monkey-like creature bearing no resemblance to the Christian saviour. LET HER loving FINISH! https://www.thelocal.es/20130813/they-didnt-let-me-finish-ecce-homo-artist
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The Titanic had a crew of 908 people. I guess your character is basically assigned to a pleasure yacht and the owner just thinks he’s in the military and Skywalker is just salty to everybody because Tolwyn finally assigned him to a ship even shittier than the Victory. This is my WC fanfic. I hope it cured your blindness.
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Pixelate posted:I think the main takeaways are: Oh you mock now, but when Ortwin unleashes the Fire & Fury as he most certainly will, there will be no more laughter, only the wailing and gnashing of teeth.
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G0RF posted:Oh you mock now, but when Ortwin unleashes the Fire & Fury as he most certainly will, there will be no more laughter, only the wailing and gnashing of teeth. What’s the sound of one vampire crypt clapping in the still wind of a dark New Orleans night during a hurricane that just took out Florida and there is no internet and one man screams at his mobile phone to “get a signal so I can loving finish” while in Hollywood Porsche’s get attached to tow trucks with those little ramps and the guy is stepping on a soft XXXL size digital shirt code for a space game that never was?
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I think I killed the momentum of the thread. Hang on, I can fix this by kickstarting it again like an old broken space ship that was sold at launch and is already outdated before it even had a working game to Star in: Skadden. Legal. FKKS. Dogs. Cats. Hamsters. Uhhh... reddit post here featuring some guy saying something stupid we can mock. Chris Roberts signature like a 8 year old. CryTek. CryEngine. Here’s some fan favorite icons:          It’s up to you guys now. Are you bad enough dudes to save the thread? 
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The Titanic posted:I think I killed the momentum of the thread.   
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7rtqyn/what_do_legal_troubles_mean_to_backers/dszl7w1/ I sincerely hope he gets to have exactly this experience. ,
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The Titanic posted:Tolwyn Tolwyn 
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