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rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
what is it with technicals

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

rudatron posted:

what is it with technicals

Heavy weapons platform that's way cheaper than a tank or a humvee.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/PatriotHole/status/865348833592651776?s=17

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

rudatron posted:

what is it with technicals

it's a really fun term to say

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
also no armor

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
also assad needs to go

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

enjoy your curse

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
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:spooky:

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

rudatron posted:

what is it with technicals

the machine gun isn't the only thing the technicals have going for them, they're also a cheap way to motorize infantry. the weapons mounted on them aren't portable enough to carry around on foot if you aren't sylvester stallone, so mobile forces put them to use on trucks.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
technicals can also be used to bring radar and other intelligence equipment to the front lines

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

pickup trucks also have enough bedspace to mound even heavier weapons than purpose-built infantry vehicles like the humvee can. An anti-aircraft gun with 20 or 40mm rounds is like being able to fire high velocity grenades that can penetrate mud walls from a kilometer away.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

rudatron posted:

also no armor

being able to move faster than a tractor is much, much more valuable if you're light infantry and even an inch of steel fails pretty quickly if you keep drilling it with a DShK

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

pickup trucks also have enough bedspace to mound even heavier weapons than purpose-built infantry vehicles like the humvee can. An anti-aircraft gun with 20 or 40mm rounds is like being able to fire high velocity grenades that can penetrate mud walls from a kilometer away.

a humvee is much bigger than you're thinking, because TOWs and mark19's fit on them just ifne

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

rudatron posted:

what is it with technicals

Sounds more badass than Toyota Hilux.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
shorter punchier terms are good, as opposed to insanely dumb poo poo like "SVBIED"

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

A humvee would look pretty silly with ZSU on top, I would think. A humvee is also more expensive and harder to get than a pickup truck. Toyota pickups are also just about the most reliable vehicle available.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
If your mounting an anti-infantry gun on the technical, the expectation is that you'll be using it on enemy emplacements, and therefore close enough to encounter return fire. Having no armor means its worthless for that role, because any returning fire will disable/destroy it.

using it to transport is obvs. fine, but its not a replacement for a proper mech-infantry vehicle. Its dumb.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Sidakafitz posted:

A humvee would look pretty silly with ZSU on top, I would think. A humvee is also more expensive and harder to get than a pickup truck. Toyota pickups are also just about the most reliable vehicle available.

Humvees can be modified to carry lighter AA guns in the back, but you have to take off all the paneling and expose the crew anyway, so it's no different functionally from putting an AA gun on a pickup trick.

rudatron posted:

If your mounting an anti-infantry gun on the technical, the expectation is that you'll be using it on enemy emplacements, and therefore close enough to encounter return fire. Having no armor means its worthless for that role, because any returning fire will disable/destroy it.

using it to transport is obvs. fine, but its not a replacement for a proper mech-infantry vehicle. Its dumb.

AA guns are anti-infantry guns, and you can burst fire with decent accuracy from kilometers away. Small arms just don't have that kind of reach. The ZSU-23 can be mounted in the back of a pickup truck and has an effective range of 2 miles. At that distance, the only real threat is from very accurate anti-materiel rifles, or ATGMs. The kind of armor on a humvee meant to block bullets won't protect you from a missile anyway. And if you're behind cover with only the weapon exposed it's nearly impossible to hit at long range. It's the most cost effective solution for mechanizing a militia.

Pener Kropoopkin has issued a correction as of 04:55 on Jan 22, 2018

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
y'all are loving stupid motherfuckers

the best truck is a chevy silverado and the best gun is akimbo sawn off shotguns

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
wow ISIS must've had a great time during Toyotathon

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Frijolero posted:

wow ISIS must've had a great time during Toyotathon

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

ISIS JDM Anime Datsun

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

rudatron posted:

If your mounting an anti-infantry gun on the technical, the expectation is that you'll be using it on enemy emplacements, and therefore close enough to encounter return fire. Having no armor means its worthless for that role, because any returning fire will disable/destroy it.

there are more uses for an armed vehicle than assaulting static positions. in a fight between a technical with a gun and a truck without one the one with the gun wins, and even heavy machine guns can be un-mounted from the truck if necessary


cruisin' for my 72 waifus

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

I also just noticed the imperial chrysanthemum overtop an anchor, so that's an ISIS IJN JDM Anime Datsun

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

*reads settlers precisely one time*

rojava, the one ostensibly leftist faction in the area, is a settler colonial nation and needs to be stamped out by turkey and syria. i'm a communist btw

Raqqa Flocka Flame
Dec 14, 2017

HorrificExistence posted:

they only hate syrian and turkish. Iraqi kurds are puppets on the americans and trained by the turks.

Turkey wasn't very keen on the KRG's independence referendum, what with closing down their borders and all. And they threatened to blow up weapons shipments to the Peshmerga at the beginning or Iraq War Part II. The political heads of the KDP are the only ones that have chummy capitalist relationship with Turkey. Turkish secret service agents have a habit of getting arrested and deported when they go to the PUK controlled part of Eastern Iraqi Kurdistan.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/sayed_ridha/status/955505401117618176

if the turkish backed FSA keep on getting whipped like this Turkey is going to have to invade itself

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

https://twitter.com/sayed_ridha/status/955505401117618176

if the turkish backed FSA keep on getting whipped like this Turkey is going to have to invade itself

Oh lol, Turkey is pulling a Yemen.

Unironically.


paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
death to turkey/alqaeda

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
the pilots who didn't pull the trigger when they had erdogan's plane locked are war criminals

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


erdogan dying would have probably set off a civil war in turkey tbh

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Okay, time for some non ironic posting. How long before Assad finishes FSA in the North and moves onto Golan? Will Israel start getting more agressive if that happens?

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

can ww3 just like.. fuckin happen already. lets get this show on the road

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
American conscription fails because people are too loving fat for ww3

GoluboiOgon
Aug 19, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jose posted:

American conscription fails because people are too loving fat for ww3

no worries, trump is fast working on getting america in shape by deporting all of the people who harvest food in the us.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

ISIS could recruit fatties because they never have to get outside of a Toyota Hilux, so I doubt we'll have any problems.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Crowsbeak posted:

Okay, time for some non ironic posting. How long before Assad finishes FSA in the North and moves onto Golan? Will Israel start getting more agressive if that happens?

1. Idk, like maybe half a year? 2. Yes.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'm quite angry about this Erdogan situation.

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017

Metal Cat has issued a correction as of 22:39 on Oct 23, 2021

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/michaelh992/status/955066980935045121

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