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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Panfilo posted:

Basically Bee Dr. No I presume? :thejoke:

No, Mr. Panfilo, I expect you to post!

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Panfilo posted:

Basically Bee Dr. No I presume? :thejoke:



Blofeld/Dr. Evil's the one with the cat, but yeah.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Absurd Alhazred posted:

Worksafe Oglaf best Oglaf

i thought the bear was loving him for a second

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


After I learned that dr. evil was a direct reference to blofield, and that the guy on the box art of Evil Genius was also a reference to that same cat stroking mastermind, I went and watched a james bond movie to see blofield and james picks his motorized wheelchair up by the skids of his helicopter and drops him into a smokestack like the nuclear superman 4 villain within the first two minutes of the movie.

He didn't have a clone or anything. He was dead.

I was so loving confused.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Grand Prize Winner posted:

i thought the bear was loving him for a second

That bear's dick is nowhere near his eyes.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Grand Prize Winner posted:

i thought the bear was loving him for a second

Nah they're just making out

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Krinkle posted:

After I learned that dr. evil was a direct reference to blofield, and that the guy on the box art of Evil Genius was also a reference to that same cat stroking mastermind, I went and watched a james bond movie to see blofield and james picks his motorized wheelchair up by the skids of his helicopter and drops him into a smokestack like the nuclear superman 4 villain within the first two minutes of the movie.

He didn't have a clone or anything. He was dead.

I was so loving confused.

Did you ever see the previous five movies in which the character actually appears as the antagonist? They were just killing him off in For Your Eyes Only because they didn't have the rights to the name.

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga

Panfilo posted:

Basically Bee Dr. No I presume? :thejoke:
The name of the comic on the website is "Doctor Hexagon", so... yeah.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

AlbieQuirky posted:

Did you ever see the previous five movies in which the character actually appears as the antagonist? They were just killing him off in For Your Eyes Only because they didn't have the rights to the name.

Which is why he’s called ‘bald villain in wheelchair’ and isn’t credited. I think chucking him down the chimney was the producers way of saying ‘gently caress you we don’t need Blofeld to make a Bond movie’ to the rights holders.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

AlbieQuirky posted:

Did you ever see the previous five movies in which the character actually appears as the antagonist? They were just killing him off in For Your Eyes Only because they didn't have the rights to the name.

Actually they had licensed him to a competing studio to make another bond movie while that one was still in production, so as a gently caress you even though they didn't have rights to him (see credited name) they blatantly murdered him in the opening sequence of the movie so it was canon and he couldn't be used by the other guys.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




snergle posted:

snow birds dont go to warm places during the summer they go during the winter. They also cause traffic accidents randomly stoping to take a picture of a palm tree.

Stop you're making me remember my childhood in Florida accurately. No one should have to remember thier time in Florida accurately.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Worksafe Oglaf best Oglaf

Send it to your coworkers with explicit instructions to NOT go one up or down.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Send it to your coworkers with explicit instructions to NOT go one up or down.

Don't they still have porn banner ads? It's been ages since I've checked.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


AlbieQuirky posted:

Did you ever see the previous five movies in which the character actually appears as the antagonist? They were just killing him off in For Your Eyes Only because they didn't have the rights to the name.

No I saw Goldfinger, I saw the one where someone tosses a snake from a car into another car and then recovers the snake after it crashes, I saw the one where sean connery was at an old folks home and someone tried to choke him out with his physical therapy springs, I saw the one where he played a pain video game and the bad guy was mad and had to let go of the pain sticks. I might have only seen two james bond movies those last ones all feel like the same one.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Roosevelt posted:

that may be the best oglaf ever

It is.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Cursed.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Whoever created that should be sterilized

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

Krinkle posted:

No I saw Goldfinger, I saw the one where someone tosses a snake from a car into another car and then recovers the snake after it crashes, I saw the one where sean connery was at an old folks home and someone tried to choke him out with his physical therapy springs, I saw the one where he played a pain video game and the bad guy was mad and had to let go of the pain sticks. I might have only seen two james bond movies those last ones all feel like the same one.
You are absolutely correct, all those scenes are from Never Say Never Again which is a "non-canon" Bond made by different producers who had the rights to one novel still. So you saw that and Goldfinger! Blofeld is actually in Never Say Never Again, however. With the cat.

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Loss edits are getting weird

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



i'm the floating turds

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


I'm having a difficult time processing this.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Someone please overexplain that comic to me.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Someone please overexplain that comic to me.

The protagonist, a hybrid human-owl with enormous eyes, notices that it is snowing outside and decides to wear additional "heattech" clothing under her outer layer to keep warm. While somehow putting on the inner layer without fingers or thumbs, she stands under a heat lamp and notices that her inner layer is superficially similar to the clothing worn by Beyonce in the music video for "Single Ladies". She and an anthropomorphic teddy bear reenact the Single Ladies music video despite not having fingers to put rings on.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
no don't stop

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

I feel like a comma was very necessary in that sentence.

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011


Quick, better sign this fucker four times so loving NO ONE can claim it as their own.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

:nws: FALSE! :nws:

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

The dwarves are real good. "Don't be sad like knives" is some inspired writing.

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
ha ha.penis

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Work safe Oglaf is always best Oglaf because they try harder.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

work safe oglaf is the only time it's ever funny

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
Case in point:



Unless blood is NWS, I may be desensitized.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Original Joke: B
Last-Panel Joke: A++

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Hey, the first good PBF since... 2009?

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Work safe Oglaf is always best Oglaf because they try harder.

The face of it is easy, but look at those last 4 wordless panels. That is art.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Kennel posted:

Hey, the first good PBF since... 2009?


i don't get it

does the snake represent the gadsden flag?? so the republican party is shooting libertarianism at a blond guy in lederhosen: a trump/merkel gestalt???

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I think the hunter was supposed to be antifa

Why does the tree in the background bend? Is it representative of how the political right tries to warp the reality of the political landscape?

Heavy stuff.

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