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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > cjs: as thE world buttErs its poast
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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

You live in a rickety garbage heap and spend your dole money on drug abuse. You probably shouldn't be telling anyone, let alone me, how to live their lives.

you don't know anything about me lol

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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/jasonimms/status/955644225793568768

some level of detachment is super healthy though

like be professional but remain emotionally unattached to your employer because they give no fucks about you

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 17:46
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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the scan of smoka's pathetic burns is complete



shoudln't you be out with your mommy who totally knows an academy award winner?

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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Sagebrush posted:

aaaand we're two days into the semester and i already got the first email from a student threatening to "fight about this" and "create an awkward situation" :toot:

fortunately i can threaten back with things like "drop you from my class with cause" and "have the dean of students place you on disciplinary probation" :toot:

Without making a FERPA thing, what is it they were threatening to fight about?

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

you don't know anything about me lol

I wish I didn't


jony neuemonic posted:

:rip: another cjs thread i guess

This is a normal cjs thread so far, me being a good poster and wannabes sniping at me

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 17:48
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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I wish I didn't

your wish is granted because you don't lol

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

your wish is granted because you don't lol

I wish

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
tori's wife is totally reading my posts and negging me

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


 lol if you think she'd reduce herself to reading your posts.

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jony neuemonic
Nov 13, 2009

Cold on a Cob posted:

some level of detachment is super healthy though

like be professional but remain emotionally unattached to your employer because they give no fucks about you

but i thought work was like a family?!

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
 we're gonna take a half hour timeout

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
 whats for lunch

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
im gonna have one of those frozen steak and ale pies from TJ’s.

:yum:

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 18:51
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Glans Dillzig
Nov 23, 2011

:justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost:

knickerbocker expert
not sure! I know what's for dinner though.

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

graph posted:

whats for lunch
I had a Wendy's Dave single combo with a small chili instead of fries. $5 CAD great deal. my wife got hers with the sour cream chive baked potato (i.e. a "bp")

it was pretty good overall

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 18:52
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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012

graph posted:

whats for lunch

im eating almonds

also cjs: samsung doesn't display my app the way that every other android tablet does and im going to shoot someone

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 18:52
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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
job gives me lunch
sometimes literally while postin

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

 nothing cause the lunch room is so small you can't get at the fridge

i think i like and need this weight loss plan

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SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

graph posted:

whats for lunch

a mediocre wrap from our cafeteria with a side order of a bunch of our poo poo being broken thus preventing me from getting anything done effectively

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 18:53
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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
chicken sandwich and ginger ale

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SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

Kenny Logins posted:

I had a Wendy's Dave single combo with a small chili instead of fries. $5 CAD great deal. my wife got hers with the sour cream chive baked potato (i.e. a "bp")

it was pretty good overall

Wendy's > Burger King > McDonald's (except for breakfast, where McD > *)


yeah that's right assholes it's FAST FOOD CHAT

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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)
i might get some trail mix. i might not.

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013

SO DEMANDING posted:

Wendy's > Burger King > McDonald's (except for breakfast, where McD > *)


yeah that's right assholes it's FAST FOOD CHAT

hesburger >> americrap

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

 i had a turkey sandwich

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 18:55
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jony neuemonic
Nov 13, 2009

SO DEMANDING posted:

yeah that's right assholes it's FAST FOOD CHAT

harveys > all

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 18:56
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

im eating almonds

also cjs: samsung doesn't display my app the way that every other android tablet does and im going to shoot someone

chrome, i think, and maybe other web browsers can let you emulate what something might look like on a tablet, phone, etc. do you ever use a feature like that when developing an app?

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 18:56
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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

SO DEMANDING posted:

Wendy's > Burger King > McDonald's (except for breakfast, where McD > *)


yeah that's right assholes it's FAST FOOD CHAT

harvey's had the best breakfasts but they're not serving them anymore :(

a&w breakfasts are good but they're locked behind an enunciation test hungover-you may not pass

"hi i'd like a bacon anD... *breath* ...egger please"

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 18:57
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
mcdonalds fries > burger king fries.

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 18:57
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

SO DEMANDING posted:

Wendy's > Burger King > McDonald's (except for breakfast, where McD > *)


yeah that's right assholes it's FAST FOOD CHAT
I would add * > Tim Hortons but otherwise agreedo

I also tried La Croix for the first time today. it is not fizzy enough for my liking. in most respects polar beverages are far superior and less bougie

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 18:58
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SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

President Beep posted:

mcdonalds fries > burger king fries.

I used to be ok with bk's fries but then they changed them yet again a few years ago and now they're really unpleasant, like they are always undercooked.

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 18:59
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

jony neuemonic posted:

harveys > all
there's a Harvey's nearby that's a combo Harvey's/Swiss chalet and when you get poutine it's Swiss chalet fries they use. incroyable

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 19:00
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

SO DEMANDING posted:

like they are always undercooked.

yes!

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 19:00
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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012

President Beep posted:

chrome, i think, and maybe other web browsers can let you emulate what something might look like on a tablet, phone, etc. do you ever use a feature like that when developing an app?

there are no samsung emulators built into android studio becuase theyre idiot hellfuckers who tried to do their own thing with touchwiz

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 19:00
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jony neuemonic
Nov 13, 2009

Kenny Logins posted:

there's a Harvey's nearby that's a combo Harvey's/Swiss chalet and when you get poutine it's Swiss chalet fries they use. incroyable

oh hell yes.

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.



Dead Man’s Band
i love the phrase "idiot hell fucker"

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

there are no samsung emulators built into android studio becuase theyre idiot hellfuckers who tried to do their own thing with touchwiz

hav u tried removing touchwiz yet

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 19:01
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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012

cinci zoo sniper posted:

hav u tried removing touchwiz yet

yes

it didnt work

* # ? Jan 24, 2018 19:01
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Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

graph posted:

whats for lunch

leftover carbonara from dinner last night

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Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

 i dunno what i'm gonna make for dinner tonight. maybe chicken tacos?

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

prefect posted:

i love the phrase "idiot hell fucker"
yeah I've really gotten used to being called that

I also like poo poo bitch idiot or idiot bitch child

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