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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





in terms of the recovery/reconstruction of lost texts im calling this some baby bullshit

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
looper? jumper? i hardly knower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :suicide:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/dellcam/status/956603965218676736
https://twitter.com/dellcam/status/956608382789672961

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


lol why is cable news talking to that fat fucker from the celebrity apprentice about whether or not the dollar should be "strong" or "weak"?

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
you lying bastards

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0159789/

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Shear Modulus posted:

lol ok

i need to prove that this problem



is solved optimally by the algorithm im proposing

You forgot to carry the 2

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Shear Modulus posted:

lol ok

i need to prove that this problem



is solved optimally by the algorithm im proposing

how can we help you if you don't tell us the algorithm :thunk:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

shovelbum posted:

any sufficiently rigorous fmea on a system of non trivial complexity descends into a nightmare world unless you have a very specific list of tolerated or i guess unprotected-against failures and air-gapped redundant systems ime

u basically just test everything and then control everything with SOPs and typically don't accept any failures.

and then two years later discover that the system has always been broke and you just didn't know it, because hey, that's software

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009



seventeen bump-its in that picture

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Squizzle posted:

in terms of the recovery/reconstruction of lost texts im calling this some baby bullshit

at least 10 of the 50,000 lost texts confirm that anakin skywalker is in loooper

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




docu-binch

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






two americas

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

he was just in a movie with Brice Willis

huh

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

https://twitter.com/IsaacDovere/status/956610053313875968

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

sandoz posted:

seventeen bump-its in that picture

please don't quote the picture with sketti in it :barf:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/956606414008569857

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Epic High Five posted:

also swingers and cucks tend to be conservative because that's how older people practice polyamory and/or it's because they're old and bored, and older people trend conservative

yeah that's what it feels like

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



:yeah:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Uncle Owen was a total soy boy

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

the UN is so going to send blue helmets in one day :allears:

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

power word- Jeb! posted:

how can we help you if you don't tell us the algorithm :thunk:

(Trump/Nothing Matters * Time + Space2) - (CSPAM * Shitposting) = x

solve for x

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Lastgirl posted:

the UN is so going to send blue helmets in one day :allears:

:yooge: unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Uncle Owen was a total soy boy

Blue milk

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

kenyan peacekeepers pls

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Numberwang posted:

Did Trump develop a new nervous tick in the last week? He keeps emphasizing "unnn" in this video.

"but in particular UNNN, ehhh the previous administration UNNN!"

what the gently caress is going on? am I just seeing his few remaining neurons misfire?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gue3C9IN_00

day crew should see this. Numberwang discovered a new and very good trump brain-breakdown

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
here we're just gonna run a FMEA on this 15 year old codebase that has had four hundred different developers working on it and never been refactored

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

:hmbol:

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Epic High Five posted:

this will be less of an issue when companies bite the bullet and allow themselves to realize that a shitload of entry level jobs could also be done remotely, but right now it's viewed as a reward

Those jobs won't go to people remotely working in the US though.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

when will we stop hearing about these goddamn FBI agents

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Schnorkles posted:

u basically just test everything and then control everything with SOPs and typically don't accept any failures.

and then two years later discover that the system has always been broke and you just didn't know it, because hey, that's software

my most favorite recent quote on failure modes and accidents in my industry which i became interested in after we kept finding layers and layers of potential single-point failures in a supposedly fully FMEAed system especially regarding obscure passive component failures u can get in a super salty super vibraty (lol) environment

so i was like hmm i better read that systems accidents book and hes like oh the marine industry doesnt really meet my criteria too much but ill do a chapter on it anyway

and i get to the chapter and see this and its like :smith:

from normal accidents obviously

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/nathanTbernard/status/956610354754260994

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





tacodaemon posted:

this thread is making me want to die again but i cant stop reading

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

lmao jesus loving christ

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

Louisgod posted:

(Trump/Nothing Matters * Time + Space2) - (CSPAM * Shitposting) = x

solve for x

69

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Trumptowns>Hoovervilles by a 2/1 margin, says totally real and unbiased poll

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
if u go to hell as a developer they just put you in a room doing legacy code validations all day for the rest of eternity

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Nichael posted:

day crew should see this. Numberwang discovered a new and very good trump brain-breakdown

wtf UNNNn

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Der Meister posted:

when will we stop hearing about these goddamn FBI agents

never.

and the worst part is it's the most boring "scandal" yet. benghazi actually had some consequences to it. the missing emails even had more merit because they were from a secretary of state. these are texts between two idiots who were loving. this is incredibly boring.

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Holy smokes
https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/956610920901431297

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