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Yawgmoth posted:It's gonna suck when they start floating and draining everyone's intelligence. I appreciate this reference.
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Ziv Zulander posted:
 imagine the sound of firm brains gently bumping against each other Bertrand Hustle posted:Well, yeah, of course they're human brains. this is really interesting, thank you! life is weird
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Ziv Zulander posted:Here's something fun, imagine getting in on purpose. Stepping inside, lowering yourself down into it, and feeling them rubbing up against you. Is the water hot or cold? Room temperature, which feels hella cold if you bathe in it.
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Like jostling manatees in a lazy river. bwomp, bwomp.
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I am imagining a bunch rubber balloons but with more bass in the rubbing.
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Imagine accidentally sitting on one and feeling the rubbery material fragment and dissolve into a lumpy soup all around you. Imagine feverishly trying to get errant chunks of old brain out of your asscrack.
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Or just... y'know, rub it in. It's basically fat, right? It's just gonna soften your skin at most.
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finally, a solution to my eczema: brain lotion
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Lysistrata posted:Or just... y'know, rub it in. It's basically fat, right? It's just gonna soften your skin at most.
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Lysistrata posted:Or just... y'know, rub it in. It's basically fat, right? It's just gonna soften your skin at most. Are they not pickled? I was thinking they'd feel more like giant versions of these: 
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I thought that was fungus. Brains are much less horrifying. You know that brain water would be loving cold, though.
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My Lovely Horse posted:y'all are starting to take the Silence of the Lambs thing a bit too far Could be worse. They could rub one out instead.
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has anyone ever stuck their dick in a brain before? 🤔
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The Snoo posted:has anyone ever stuck their dick in a brain before? 🤔 If you have to ask, the answer is "yes"
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The Snoo posted:has anyone ever stuck their dick in a brain before? 🤔 You mean, like, anyone in this thread or in all of history because I have to assume yes to at least the latter
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The Snoo posted:have a sip Three little words, and for the first time I literally gagged in this thread. Good job, Snoo!
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The Snoo posted:has anyone ever stuck their dick in a brain before? 🤔
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You know, I find the brain to be the most erotic of the sexual organs 
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Data Graham posted:You know, I find the brain to be the most erotic of the sexual organs I knew there was a reason I avoid self proclaimed sapiosexuals.
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When you think about it, the brain looks a lot like a vagina.
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Mymla posted:When you think about it, the brain looks a lot like a vagina. I don't think about it.
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Mymla posted:When you think about it, the brain looks a lot like a vagina. have a sip
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The Snoo posted:has anyone ever stuck their dick in a brain before? 🤔 I think Jeffrey Dahmer talked about having done it, yeah.
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Let's talk about something more reasonable. Like brain-shaped sushi!
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Labes for days posted:This thread has taken an uncomfortable turn and I blame the Tide pods.  I recommend against following this example, even if you are in need of brain bleach.
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The Snoo posted:have a sip I can't stop loving laughing at this. Maybe I should just go check myself back into the mental hospital because what is wrong with me have a sip
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The Snoo posted:has anyone ever stuck their dick in a brain before? 🤔 that would be kind of a mindfuck
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Midjack posted:that would be kind of a mindfuck  Bertrand Hustle posted:I can't stop loving laughing at this. Maybe I should just go check myself back into the mental hospital because what is wrong with me ❤️ (I saw your posts, I hope you're doing well + best of luck to you, friend)
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So, I have just finished eating a nature's valley bar (oats with strawberry "yogurt" coating), and I have the aftertaste of that synthetic-sweet faux-strawberry flavoring in my mouth, combined with a few stray pieces of the oats jammed in places in my teeth. Some of the oat crumbs are softer than others, and it's that magical 10-20 minute period after eating that you're sitting at the computer and just idly cleaning your teeth with your tongue while reading. I mosey over here from the Health Care Stories Thread, where we regularly talk about poop and butts and infections and other gross stuff. I am reading the bathtub-brain post chain, picking at my teeth with my tongue, and I read this loving post. This post right here: The Snoo posted:have a sip This, combined with that fake-strawberry flavoring and the oat crumbs, has killed me. I sit here, unable to move, unable to open my mouth, unable to lift my chin (now attached to a permanent smiling-grimace) from my chest, looking down at the keyboard in this new horrible world that exists now.
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:This, combined with that fake-strawberry flavoring and the oat crumbs, has killed me. I sit here, unable to move, unable to open my mouth, unable to lift my chin (now attached to a permanent smiling-grimace) from my chest, looking down at the keyboard in this new horrible world that exists now.
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:This, combined with that fake-strawberry flavoring and the oat crumbs, has killed me. I sit here, unable to move, unable to open my mouth, unable to lift my chin (now attached to a permanent smiling-grimace) from my chest, looking down at the keyboard in this new horrible world that exists now.  But with the tongue dripping high-fructose strawberry goo.
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I'm dead, I haven't left, I'm still just sitting here in abject horror, thinking about your goddamned post.The Snoo posted:have a sip god is dead, for if he lived he would not allow these situations to happen
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Have you ever smelled formalin? It is extremely nasty. Every time I see that tub o brains the sense-memory of formalin smell just comes rushing back. I dissected a fetal pig once and it was pink and rubbery and crumbly and I bet those brains were too. That reminds me, I need to finish the paperwork to donate my body to the local med school... Edit: is that liquid formalin or like a water bath? It's probably formalin, right? Semisponge has a new favorite as of 06:40 on Jan 27, 2018 |
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People do eat brains you know. Not human brains obv, but my mom cooked a nice pig brain every now and then when I was little. I didn't eat it, and after the BSE situation few people do, but after looking up brain as food on Wikipedia, it appears to be an ingredient in a variety of sausages, so I've probably eaten a fair amount of brain in my meat eating days. There have occasionally been people who ate human brains of course, but then for anything that can physically be swallowed you will find someone who eats it. So I guess when you really think about it, most pictures are (anti-) food porn.
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pidan posted:People do eat brains you know. Not human brains obv, but my mom cooked a nice pig brain every now and then when I was little. I didn't eat it, and after the BSE situation few people do, but after looking up brain as food on Wikipedia, it appears to be an ingredient in a variety of sausages, so I've probably eaten a fair amount of brain in my meat eating days. My dad used to eat (pig) brains & eggs once in a while, apparently it's a southern thing that he got from his relatives in Arkansas. I tried them once, they just tasted like fattier than normal scrambled eggs. I've also had pig brains in Sichuan style hot pot in China and they're pretty good but so fatty it's hard to eat a whole one.
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