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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rarity posted:

Happy to be with my Team Storm dudes whatup. If it's good enough for Tye Dillinger it's good enough for me

:hfive:

Nobody has EVER won from the #10 spot... which means we're due!

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21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



gently caress yeah repping team # 3 Marrow even though Idk who that is

We got this

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


It's too late but I am going to throw Team (Elimination) Chamber out for any team trying to find a name.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Team 9 is mighty fine, I say.



I hope #9 lasts more than 5 minutes. I do not believe they will.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

MillennialVulcan posted:

Hell yeah, I got Goldberg!

-.-

wait.

awwww.

rest assured, we are going to win, and when we win, and i become the new moderator, i will give my team special privileges

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Cavauro posted:

Team 26 is Dazzler unless somebody else cares then they can change it. i don't care

i second this but the name should be the entire post, not just 'Dazzler' imo

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
The only winner from position #28 was Batista, who did it twice from there. Drax the Destroyer, unfortunately, was never an X-Man.

But an X-Man who ticks the "outer space dweller," "strange logic patterns," "strong and powerful body" and "has been dead several times" boxes like Drax is Warlock, as a suggestion for our captain.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



#29?
We are unstoppable

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Bill Goldberg posted:

rest assured, we are going to win, and when we win, and i become the new moderator, i will give my team special privileges

it's gonna be roman reigns and i will request the background of rowdy ringsports be roman reigns' handsome face.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


delfin posted:

The only winner from position #28 was Batista, who did it twice from there. Drax the Destroyer, unfortunately, was never an X-Man.

But an X-Man who ticks the "outer space dweller," "strange logic patterns," "strong and powerful body" and "has been dead several times" boxes like Drax is Warlock, as a suggestion for our captain.

Yeah alright.

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
Or Pixie, if we'd rather go as far from Drax as possible.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Team 20 lets goooo

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

:shobon: Can team 19 be Team Havok and hope for someone worth the name?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Team 15 is Team Maggott.

Enjoy.

quote:

Powers and abilities

Digestive system replaced by a hollow cavity that houses a pair of semi-sentient slugs called Eany and Meany who bore their way out of his torso and then use powerful enzymes to process and digest any solid objects in their path at super speeds, transmitting food energy back to their host to supercharge his physical size, strength, stamina, and sturdiness while turning his skin blue and his eyes red, but the slugs must re-enter through his belly and release their storage internally to feed his body properly.
Psychometric power enables him to draw psychic imprints from his environment, replaying in his mind's-eye events which once took place or will soon take place in his general vicinity.

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


Team 21 is Team Morph or Team Forge (if Morph is taken)

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Team 7 is Team Adam X the Xtreme

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




first year I have missed in forever :( goodluck everyone!!

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

Aphrodite posted:

Team 15 is Team Maggott.

Enjoy.

Team 15 will externally digest all competitors!

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

Evil Badman posted:

Team 24 is Jubilee, the only fireworks WWE will see this year.

hell yes

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Too much time on my hands. Here's the winner of each RRR for the last 10 years!!

2008

#30 (Team Detlef Schrempf)
Bitch_Aint_1
Crimson Chin
DAS Super!
Freebird Hayes
Gr1mm
GrimGypsy
RandolphCarter

2009

#8 Team Midnite Vultures
Buzzsaw
CANON
Cavauro
MysticalHaberdasher
PeteRoseHaircut
PsychoGoatee
skattered
Tarodia
Yechezkel

2010

29 Team Man
Beautiful Ninja
C. Everett Koop
donchez
HisFlyingFingers
rahum
Teim
The Gobbledygooker
Tyma

2011

38 - Team Last Call with Carson Daly
An Taoiseach
Big Bob Pataki
Bizarro Kanyon
Mr. Yuk
Nucleotide Oracle
SalTheBard
The Berzerker

2012

22 - Team Turtles in Time
Andy Dufresne
Chinston Wurchill
ElNarez
flashy_mcflash
getitoffgetitoff
Hit Man
LvK
Miles O'Brian
MisterZimbu
Ratedargh

2013

#19 – Team Somaliland
Acaila
Alastor_the_Stylish
BodyMassageMachine
Death By Yogurt
dsriggs
El Patron
Good Listener
JethroMcB
THE GAYEST POSTER
The Landstander
xK1

2014

28 - Team Why I'm Afraid of Bees
Capsaicin
Carver Crisis
Codependent Poster
Jay 2K Winger
Jaykay Factor
Miching Mallecho
nonrev
OneThousandMonkeys
Qonas
Quasipox
rahum
Red

2015

19 – Team Plutonium
Erebus
FeistysJubilation
Gaspar Lewis
Grant DaNasty
Hot Body Spray
Jetfire
SalTheBard
schweens
Sky Shadowing
Thauros
The Landstander
TheEggsBenedic

2016

30 - Team Quick Man
Action Shakespeare
Chal
Natalya Fartz
ParanoidInc
Ragnarok the Red
ShadowedFlames
Sharp_angus
sonicice
St Evan Echoes
thatguyclint
Tornhelm

2017

23 - Team Psyduck
Cart Mountain
freeranger
Haven
Mel Mudkiper
schweens
Shoehead
sticklefifer
SunshineDanceParty
tigerdriver82
Tricky Dick Nixon
Venomous

I'm not on any of them what the hell no irish need imply :mad:

21 Hoot Salute fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Jan 27, 2018

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
History of #25

1989 - The Red Rooster Terry Taylor (11:17)
1990 - Hulk Hogan - Winner
1991 - Haku (13:24)
1992 - The Model Rick Martel (12:39)
1993 - Tito Santana (11:01)
1994 - Bastion Booger (listed as unable to compete)
1995 - Bob Backlund (0:16)
1996 - Barry Horowitz (4:15)
1997 - Rocky Maivia (13:01)
1998 - Henry O. Godwinn (11:32)
1999 - X-Pac (5:44)
2000 - Billy Gunn (9:38)
2001 - The Undertaker (10:45)
2002 - Mr. Perfect (15:18)
2003 - A-Train (11:33)
2004 - Chris Jericho (14:58)
2005 - John Cena (15:28)
2006 - Shawn Michaels (12:55)
2007 - Chavo Guerrero (6:24)
2008 - Mark Henry (9:12)
2009 - Rob Van Dam (THE WHOLE loving SHOW) (13:56)
2010 - R-Truth (WHATS UP?!) (4:22)
2011 - Heath Slater (0:57)
2012 - Jack Swagger (7:59)
2013 - Zack Ryder (Woo Woo Woo You Know It!) (2:34)
2014 - Erick Rowan (5:05)
2015 - Dean Ambrose (10:40)
2016 - The Miz (Awesome!) (8:55)
2017 - Luke Harper (9:56)

21 Hoot Salute posted:

2011

38 - Team Last Call with Carson Daly
An Taoiseach
Big Bob Pataki
Bizarro Kanyon
Mr. Yuk
Nucleotide Oracle
SalTheBard
The Berzerker

2015

19 – Team Plutonium
Erebus
FeistysJubilation
Gaspar Lewis
Grant DaNasty
Hot Body Spray
Jetfire
SalTheBard
schweens
Sky Shadowing
Thauros
The Landstander
TheEggsBenedic

I did not realize I was a two time two time winner.

SalTheBard fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Jan 27, 2018

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

poo poo, I was hoping we could be Snikwah Rovert and get Harper.

Loser_Rex
Apr 14, 2006

Spidercock? Here?
gently caress I missed sign ups.

Good luck all!

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?


Oh Snapple! posted:

Team 7 is Team Adam X the Xtreme

Hell yeah

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



I'm glad Strong And Independent Black Goddess Tye Dillinger is winning the Royal Rumble this year.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Do not even ask posted:

Team 5 is full of peeps who clearly loooooove old memes, so we're THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH

I want a new team

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Loser_Rex posted:

gently caress I missed sign ups.

Good luck all!

You're on Team 26 now, and don't let others try to make you believe that you're not. the team name is "Team 26 is Dazzler unless somebody else cares then they can change it. i don't care"

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



Why didnt I get on a team :(

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

SalTheBard posted:

I did not realize I was a two time two time winner.
gently caress you. :( :( :(

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

SalTheBard posted:

History of #25

1989 - The Red Rooster Terry Taylor (11:17)
1990 - Hulk Hogan - Winner
1991 - Haku (13:24)
1992 - The Model Rick Martel (12:39)
1993 - Tito Santana (11:01)
1994 - Bastion Booger (listed as unable to compete)
1995 - Bob Backlund (0:16)
1996 - Barry Horowitz (4:15)
1997 - Rocky Maivia (13:01)
1998 - Henry O. Godwinn (11:32)
1999 - X-Pac (5:44)
2000 - Billy Gunn (9:38)
2001 - The Undertaker (10:45)
2002 - Mr. Perfect (15:18)
2003 - A-Train (11:33)
2004 - Chris Jericho (14:58)
2005 - John Cena (15:28)
2006 - Shawn Michaels (12:55)
2007 - Chavo Guerrero (6:24)
2008 - Mark Henry (9:12)
2009 - Rob Van Dam (THE WHOLE loving SHOW) (13:56)
2010 - R-Truth (WHATS UP?!) (4:22)
2011 - Heath Slater (0:57)
2012 - Jack Swagger (7:59)
2013 - Zack Ryder (Woo Woo Woo You Know It!) (2:34)
2014 - Erick Rowan (5:05)
2015 - Dean Ambrose (10:40)
2016 - The Miz (Awesome!) (8:55)
2017 - Luke Harper (9:56)



team Longshot is right

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

HerraS posted:

Why didnt I get on a team :(
Sorry buddy. Team 21.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



UltimoDragonQuest posted:

#29?
We are unstoppable


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHAfjP8tIQE

Dr. Dirt
Jan 1, 2008

This one goes out to all the Legomaniacs!

Codependent Poster posted:

Team 27 will be the best X-Man:

Team 27 is Team Cyclops

I’m not sure why Cyclops wasn’t taken first, but I’m happy to be on Team Cyclops because Cyclops is the leader of the X-Men and therefore the best, and that is why we’re winning the Royal Rumble(s) this year!

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



Team 30 is Team Mystique.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Since nobody else on my team has bothered, Team 22 is now Team Stringfellow:


quote:

He mentally causes organic beings to lose all rigidity in their physical structure, making them collapse like loose, pliant bands of flesh.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Dazzler is a highly skilled athlete, ...

She is a talented singer, actress, dancer, as well as a highly accomplished roller skater.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
A History of Team Storm

1988 - Boris Zhukov
1989 - Bushwhacker Butch
1990 - Dusty Rhodes
1991 - Hercules
1992 - Repo Man
1993 - Curt Hennig
1994 - Virgil
1995 - Rick Martel
1996 - The 1-2-3 Kid
1997 - The Sultan
1998 - Steve Blackman
1999 - The Blue Meanie
2000 - Test
2001 - Steve Blackman
2002 - Jeff Hardy
2003 - Tommy Dreamer
2004 - The Hurricane
2005 - Booker T :five:
2006 - Sylvan
2007 - KAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE :supaburn:
2008 - Chuck Palumbo
2009 - Ted DiBiase
2010 - Ted DiBiase
2011 - Chavo Guerrero
2012 - Epico
2013 - Heath Slater
2014 - Goldust
2015 - :siren: DANIEL BRYAN :siren:
2016 - Kofi Kingston
2017 - Tye Dillinger

Lads, I'm not feeling so confident now :ohdear:

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Happy to represent Team Iceman at 17, the first spot to ever host a female entrant in Chyna!

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Cavauro posted:

Dazzler is a highly skilled athlete, ...

She is a talented singer, actress, dancer, as well as a highly accomplished roller skater.

Low-rent Jubilee. No one picked her on the six player cabinet on purpose.

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Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
Team #7 is Team Beak



A pure heart, but loving useless powers who has only been useful a handful of times. I think #7 will similarly be some random dork midcarder.

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