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FirstAidKite posted:Bad Mojo is legitimately a great game and it has a wonderful ending. I'm not even trying to yank anybody's chain or anything, it's a cool game with a heartwarming ending. This is very true.
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McSpanky posted:There really aren't enough games where you play as actual insects/arachnids. When are we gonna get a remake of Spider? Platformer where you played as a cyborg spider, complete with wall-climbing and silk shooting. The powerups even swapped out your cyborg spider's legs for different weapons.
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Jamfrost posted:He's, like, a man related to a spider. http://store.steampowered.com/app/777400/Ultimate_Spider_Hero/ 
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Schubalts posted:When are we gonna get a remake of Spider? Platformer where you played as a cyborg spider, complete with wall-climbing and silk shooting. The powerups even swapped out your cyborg spider's legs for different weapons.
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I'm not sure if this is the right place, but I'm looking for a bad, early 90's point and click adventure game that's probably available on Steam or somewhere. Here's what I remember: The character sprites are all comprised of photographs of actors. The world is (at least at the beginning) a 1950's Americana suburban neighborhood. But everything seems sinister. There is a funny "ending" that involves a one-legged security guard who is guarding a nuclear missile. If your character fucks with him, he attempts to shoot you, falls and hits the button, blowing up the world. There are other bad endings that involve pissing off an old granny or a little girl, both who shoot you to death with a handgun.
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Jan 27, 2018 16:08
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Fart of Presto posted:Was I really the only one who noticed the prestigious award, this game has won? 
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nickmeister posted:I'm not sure if this is the right place, but I'm looking for a bad, early 90's point and click adventure game that's probably available on Steam or somewhere. Harvester.
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Harvester. Retsupurae did a fun series on it IIRC.
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Harvester. Nightdive Studios put out a remaster a few years ago so it not only works on modern systems but even has trading cards for if you absolutely, positively have to have DNA's Diner as your profile background. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7nFFqN-Rm0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrkEtKxpePs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzkrBaNT0jg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mlsMbpC7x8 e. The aforementioned legless nuke death: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-OZisUSfQQ Guy Mann fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Jan 27, 2018 |
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My favourite part of Retsupurae's Harvester series is Slowbeef's wife walking in at the most perfect moment when the main character's fiancé was undressing.
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Fun fact: The protagonist's actor was later charged with possessing child pornography. He had his mugshot with that same dorky plaid shirt too.
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There were warnings. Everyone said he was a kidder. Also, Harverster has a text parser dialogue option, and you can say
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It's a shame that the actual gameplay has a lot of 90s adventure game jank because Harvester actually is pretty interesting and the creepy offputtingness and horrifically over-the-top violence is absolutely intentional (the entire game is about a guy trapped in a simulator made to turn people into killers and if you beat the game, which requires you to slowly beat your girlfriend to death as she begs you to stop, then it turns out that that simulator was the actual Harvester game you've been playing this whole time  ) and the mix of terrible FMV and CGI adds a lot to that atmosphere.
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Guy Mann posted:It's a shame that the actual gameplay has a lot of 90s adventure game jank because Harvester actually is pretty interesting and the creepy offputtingness and horrifically over-the-top violence is absolutely intentional (the entire game is about ROADRUNNER CARTOONS? and the mix of terrible FMV and CGI adds a lot to that atmosphere. But yeah, Harvester fuckin owns
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Guy Mann posted:It's a shame that the actual gameplay has a lot of 90s adventure game jank because Harvester actually is pretty interesting and the creepy offputtingness and horrifically over-the-top violence is absolutely intentional (the entire game is about a guy trapped in a simulator made to turn people into killers and if you beat the game, which requires you to slowly beat your girlfriend to death as she begs you to stop, then it turns out that that simulator was the actual Harvester game you've been playing this whole time I appreciate your honesty...comrade 
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Achievement Clicker 2018 quote:Achievement Clicker 2018 is the new 2018 version of Achievement Clicker, its a game in the genre timekiller-clicker, where your main objective is to get the most Achievements!  
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I find something endearing about how little they're even trying anymore.
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What does it for me is how they are almost accidentally making a commentary on formulaic low effort sequel games... But since the original game seems pretty low effort they kind of become the thing they're parodying? Kinda? It's straddling the fence between parody and cash grab, anyway.
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I remember a game like that in flash. But it was a one room platform game and while just playing it would get you lots of stupid cheivos, there were harder ones to get. Flash games were neat.
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Hemingway To Go! posted:I remember a game like that in flash. Achievement Unlocked?
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Guy Mann posted:Nightdive Studios put out a remaster a few years ago so it not only works on modern systems but even has trading cards for if you absolutely, positively have to have DNA's Diner as your profile background. I watched a let's play of this game while I was on painkillers due to surgery. Would not recommend.
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 "Look at all of these classics you could be playing instead of our game!"
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seo but for steam  isn’t it a trademark violation to use a trademark to advertise your product?
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indies aren't subject to copyright/trademark law haven't you heard?
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I'm also pretty sure most of those art assets are stolen,
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Mokinokaro posted:I'm also pretty sure most of those art assets are stolen, i recognize the fruit gushers from homestuck
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StrixNebulosa posted:
A bunch of classic JRPGs, and... wait, what are Cross Gate and Stone Age? F2P mobile MMORPGs, apparently?
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:seo but for steam It depends on the context. I'm pretty sure that, as long as Reformers actually bears some similarity to all those games, what they did was fine (see: the glut of sci-fi movies that had "THE BEST MOVIE SINCE THE MATRIX!" on their DVD cover because they vaguely involved longcoats and guns back in 2000-2003ish), but they couldn't advertise it as having any actual connection to any of those. And even then, as long as they had some personnel who had worked on each of those games, they could still do a "from some of the creators of..." deal, but I sorta doubt it.
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If anyone wants to see Sexy Serial Killer in action (contains Jim Sterling): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFmDQOP9uWc
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:seo but for steam it's ok to say your product is like another product, since that naturally means it isn't the other product.
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SakuraGame started selling cosplay photo sessions as DLCs for their hentai games.
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Nice. This might be a good opportunity to click on the flag button on that page and report this for pornography. Maybe not straight up child exploitation, since you know, as long as the models dressed up as underage game characters are legal, everything is completely fine, right?
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Truga posted:clothed people is pornography? Looks like it's very soft core, but there's still exactly one reason for this to exist.
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