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Meet Joe Kennedy, the shining star of the democratic party who definitely existed before 3-4 days ago. https://twitter.com/politico/status/957689813465026562 https://twitter.com/RedTRaccoon/status/956724729125199872 the grassroots excitement is real and totally exists!!!! https://twitter.com/christinawilkie/status/956733694093529088 https://twitter.com/CJPatruno/status/956871769868193792 who cares that he hates medicare and also legal weed, he's so handsome!!! https://twitter.com/lizfinger1/status/956974757462749184 https://twitter.com/lizfinger1/status/956719180002160640 2020 looking good!
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https://twitter.com/surfbordt/status/957707229913927680 https://twitter.com/tomangell/status/957646943798296577 https://twitter.com/JohnLockesKnife/status/957249822968434688 yeah he loving sucks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUaJFH252w
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he's garbage
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Lawman 0 posted:he's garbage but can't you feel the heavily manufactured excitement in the air
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Who?
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logikv9 posted:Who? kennedy, that's a name you recognize right 2020 is on lock
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Yinlock posted:but can't you feel the heavily manufactured excitement in the air yeah it reeks
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so far he has successfully avoided planes, Dallas, Chappaquiddick, and Sirhan Sirhan.
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like I said before, the Habsburg legend is catching up with thr Kennedys as this guy's face looks like five JFK masks worn simultaneously
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The Puppet Master posted:so far he has successfully avoided planes, Dallas, Chappaquiddick, and Sirhan Sirhan. + winter sports, can't forget winter sports
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So was Kennedy actually in the House the whole time or was he edited into the simulation by our benevolent benefactors to see what JFK would do in TYOOT 3
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Feldegast42 posted:So was Kennedy actually in the House the whole time or was he edited into the simulation by our benevolent benefactors to see what JFK would do in TYOOT 3 there's no reports so far of him doing a shitload of drugs and loving everything so he needs some work to get to jfk's level
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Feldegast42 posted:So was Kennedy actually in the House the whole time or was he edited into the simulation by our benevolent benefactors to see what JFK would do in TYOOT 3 bernstein bears
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rabble rabble posted:bernstein bears please do not cast powerful spells in my thread
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JFK was a bad president. He got nothing through Congress, his cabinet was full of Harvard shitheads that talked down to people, and he spent 95% of his time loving women besides his wife. He took the virginity of WH interns fresh out of high school, some in threesomes, and hosed Marilyn Monroe. He even hosed a KGB agent in a brothel. He did all of this while hooked on a mix of stimulants that would kill a race horse. His real accomplishment was pissing off the Soviets and the Cubans so bad it caused a showdown that almost ended the world. But man did he take good photographs.
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he stockpiled so much political capital we got civil rights legislation? the trick is u have to get shot in the head to unleash the power I think
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Supposedly he was Liz Warren's student but I don't think he was paying very close attention.
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Lawman 0 posted:he's garbage All the Kennedys were/are garbage.
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Rand alPaul posted:JFK was a bad president. He got nothing through Congress, his cabinet was full of Harvard shitheads that talked down to people, and he spent 95% of his time loving women besides his wife. He took the virginity of WH interns fresh out of high school, some in threesomes, and hosed Marilyn Monroe. He even hosed a KGB agent in a brothel. He did all of this while hooked on a mix of stimulants that would kill a race horse. the ideal democrat
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My man has no eyebrows wtf
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the great Hyannis Port bloodline, manse! ![]()
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Dude looks hecka weird, and seems to be a piece of poo poo he's running
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this guy is like a little nugget of poop left behind after god flushed the rest of his family of turds down the toilet gently caress him
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he looks like a wax figure of someone actually hot that melted in the sun
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he will get to the primary and the kennedy curse will kick in as he gets twelve different diseases at once while driving around with a dead hooker in his car.
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https://twitter.com/MurderBryan/status/957703825292517377?ref_src=twcamp%5Ecopy%7Ctwsrc%5Eandroid%7Ctwgr%5Ecopy%7Ctwcon%5E7090%7Ctwterm%5E0
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the democrats just learned about forced memes
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anime was right posted:he looks like a wax figure of someone actually hot that melted in the sun he's a conan obrien action figure someone put in a magic cupboard
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the kennedys are never gonna give us up
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vote for Chris Kennedy for governor of Illinois! wow!!
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I don't trust a man who can't spend 5 minutes under the summer sun without bursting to flames.
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I know we joked about Ossoff coming from a tube but I would like to revisit this theory considering eyebrows are a natural defense to protect your eyes from sunlight and if this Kennedy was developed in a tube, artificial lighting would have made eyebrows pointless
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Horseshoe theory posted:All the Kennedys were/are garbage. Gonna go ahead and tell you to go gently caress yourself on this one. ![]()
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Pancakes posted:Gonna go ahead and tell you to go gently caress yourself on this one. Which was the good Kennedy??
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Yinlock posted:https://twitter.com/lizfinger1/status/956719180002160640 Joe Kennedy the 3rd is shiny, like a Twilight vampire
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Hope he delivers the response while rip roaring drunk which is extremely likely
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rich republicans have declared class war on the planet and planning on drowning the coastline and retreating to fortified redoubts, and the democrats have the genius idea to use their own worthless failson to counteract this? they are entirely in on the plan
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Phobophilia posted:rich republicans have declared class war on the planet and planning on drowning the coastline and retreating to fortified redoubts, and the democrats have the genius idea to use their own worthless failson to counteract this? they are entirely in on the plan I feel like they drew straws for this.
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# ? Jun 14, 2024 23:38 |
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looks like the bad dem cloning vats accidentally cranked out a ginger.
etalian has issued a correction as of 01:38 on Jan 29, 2018 |
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