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Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

big nipples big life posted:

No one goes to jail for breach of contract, it's a civil matter.

The rules are different for Space Court, man. :smug:

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Sucrose posted:

Ok I'll give Star Citizen one sole point: Collecting its useless jpegs will not take over your whole house.

there's still so many better things to burn money on though that also don't clutter your house

fancy liquor
games you can actually play, right now
those "indoor skydiving" places
table games at casinos
fancy restaurants (dining at)
illicit handjobs from strippers
cruises to exotic locales
fancy restaurants (owning/operating)
political ads
charity
cannabis

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

Don't you worry don't you worry Star Citizen,
See Crobert's got a plan for you

:pgabz:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Breakfast Feud posted:

Turns out they didn't buy the correct import paper jpegs when they were transporting jpeg spaceship parts across international borders

But they deleted the jpegs before they were caught so they're only prosecuted for transporting unallocated disk space. The court probably just orders them to defrag.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
I thought the jail thing referred to all the shell corporations and management of money but I'm not versed enough in current corporate scumfuck practices to know if what they're doing in that department is normal or not.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

new phone who dis posted:

I thought the jail thing referred to all the shell corporations and management of money but I'm not versed enough in current corporate scumfuck practices to know if what they're doing in that department is normal or not.

I'm pretty sure it's normal, but they're doing it very badly.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Rad Russian posted:

All of the main actors involved in heading up this fiasco have histories that do not qualify them to run a AAA game studio in any form. All prior to kickstarter:

Oh can I add to this...

Chris Roberts
Nearly took out Origin Systems with a video game that was so overblown in system reqs and budget for 1989 and ($150,000) during the PC crash at the time. Origin was sold to EA to survive, but luckily WC was a hit, despite taking several expansion packs to break even.

After failing at making interactive movies he left EA and formed Digital Anvil where more cash and goodwill was burnt leading to its crash and bailout by Microsoft and soon bad movie deals killed the rest.

Became a used car salesman, couch hopper and wine maker before trying to reboot WC and when EA passed took the show to Kickstarter.

Erin Roberts
Possibly the more competent of the two Roberts, but hampered by being hit by stones as he tailgates his brother down the Oregon trail.

Sandy
Barely qualified marine biologist researcher / flamed out Aussie "actress" who pathologically lies to pad her resume with uncredited background roles in top films
Later fakes business credentials to try and fit the role of manager who totally isn't married to the boss. They apparently meet when she was looking for work and Ascendant Pictures happened to be on the top of the directory list.

Somehow thinks starring in a video game cutscene and/or her husband's connections will bring about a disputed modelling career. Or at least provide some income for her noveau rich lifestyle in L.A.

Ortwin
Former German film producer who got lucky when working at a production company that cottoned into the idea of creating co-productions between Germany and the US to boost the return for the flagging German box office, leading to The Neverending Story and Das Boot being international successes for Germany.

Came on with Digital Anvil and did ok with stuff like Lord of War, (as Ascendant Pictures/Rising Star Pictures, a "modelling" agency) only to gently caress up with a deal on a Kevin Costner project which sued and sank the boat and Chris' finances.

Seemed to become a strip mall lawyer before coming on with SC. Good at the shell game.

Disco Lando
Convicted and also lies about running a baseball team that never heard of him.

Ben
Wing Commander collector and insufferable fan who spent his youth creating his online fiefdom around the game, and hoarded original game assets.

The WCnews site soon resorted to magical dreaming over future games as EA canned the series.

I can't understate how unhealthy this love for WC is. He made the point of moving to Texas to be near CR. Claims reading the novel of the movie saved his eye.

Presently slowly killing himself after leaving a system admin job to one where he stress eats horrid food all day while reading the forums and becoming a PR disaster.

Dark Off
Aug 14, 2015





some updates to that.

Erin roberts nick/simon elms:
-was involved in making games for gizmondo console (console that was money laundering scheme for swedish mob)

Disco Lando:
-harassed ladies in CIG events.

ortwin:
-was also involved in VIP3-4. Awful lot of shady business going on
https://www.billboard.com/biz/articles/news/1405445/prosecutors-investigate-vip-medienfonds

Chris roberts:
-also involved in vip4. Actually had :smug: slides about spending investors money in useless stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1GUDQuFb1A&t=1248s

Ben Lesnick:
- no longer works for CIG. Still not 100% certain, but he hasnt been seen for several months now.

Dark Off fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Jan 30, 2018

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
I feel that this Derek fellow might be getting a little over involved.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Dark Off posted:



Ben Lesnick:
- no longer works for CIG. Still not 100% certain, but he hasnt been seen for several months now.

Like at work or in general :ohdear:

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
it was like in one of these lifetime movies where he confronted his former childhood idol and found out he's actually evil while dramatic music played in the background and crobbler just stared at him after saying some evil thing like bitch what are you gonna do while he then ran off avoiding eye contact

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Are you talking about Ben or Derek?

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:

Like at work or in general :ohdear:
At CIG. He still posts on twitter looking rough as guts.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Manchild King posted:

I feel that this Derek fellow might be getting a little over involved.







communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

hot!!!!

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



WebDog posted:

I can't understate how unhealthy this love for WC is. He made the point of moving to Texas to be near CR. Claims reading the novel of the movie saved his eye.

Wait, what?

(and way to leave out the obsession with a local female news anchor)

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
A brief reminder that this loving thing exists:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


Well, there's a particular website that you can go to that has some videos of her.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Rad-daddio posted:

A brief reminder that this loving thing exists:


how the gently caress does that exist mad catz went super ultra bankrupt last year




also that rig would be kinda cool for some games if not for the star citizen branding and the fact that MCZ makes their poo poo out of the cheapest chinesium they can find

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I can't express how much I love that Derek Smart was right and that he posts about it here now.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

food court bailiff posted:

how the gently caress does that exist mad catz went super ultra bankrupt last year




also that rig would be kinda cool for some games if not for the star citizen branding and the fact that MCZ makes their poo poo out of the cheapest chinesium they can find

It doesn't exist per se, but it's their proposed official controller for their imaginary space game. I think this was just some cobbled-together concept that sat under glass at one of the game expos.

but still, loving lol

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Rad-daddio posted:

It doesn't exist per se
lolling my god drat balls off

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

Not defending it, because those things are ugly as poo poo and its dumb to collect dolls, but millions of people shovel $500 of prescription pills into their body every month and the only return investment is a busted liver.

These people also do this because trauma or neglect.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

food court bailiff posted:

how the gently caress does that exist mad catz went super ultra bankrupt last year




also that rig would be kinda cool for some games if not for the star citizen branding and the fact that MCZ makes their poo poo out of the cheapest chinesium they can find

it doesn't actually exist, it's just a concept and i'm 99% sure the whole thing was canceled.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Rad-daddio posted:

A brief reminder that this loving thing exists:


the rsi stands for repetitive strain injury

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

the rsi stands for repetitive strain injury

:vince::vince::vince:
:vince::vince::vince:
:vince::vince::vince:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Do you think the people who converted whole rooms into Space Citizen dungeons have converted them back, or are still trying to keep them in mint condition for release?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

At first I bought into the whole “Erin Roberts is actually competent and might help produce something approaching a game at some point” but I think his career for the last ten years has been reskinning Lego games which primarily consists of “okay change Luke Skywalker to Batman and hire some voice actors.”

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



steinrokkan posted:

Do you think the people who converted whole rooms into Space Citizen dungeons have converted them back, or are still trying to keep them in mint condition for release?

The latter.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



At least the guy says it's for Artemis and other extant games as well. Artemis is fun as Hell and it would be dorktastic to have a fully realized basement bridge.

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

Manchild King posted:

I feel that this Derek fellow might be getting a little over involved.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Pac-Manioc Root posted:

At least the guy says it's for Artemis and other extant games as well. Artemis is fun as Hell and it would be dorktastic to have a fully realized basement bridge.



And he's an upstanding Star Citizen, so he has that going for him.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Dementropy posted:




And he's an upstanding Star Citizen, so he has that going for him.

lol jesus

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



The Internet loves Spaceship Bridge Duck, The Duck who made a fun whimsical spaceship bridge to play video games with his friends in his rec room.
*5 minutes later...*

Dementropy posted:




And he's an upstanding Star Citizen, so he has that going for him.

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
I wish I had saved it but in the original thread, sometime during the first year of development, someone made a custom controller thing. They took apart some gaming mouse/keyboard thing (really wanna say it was a nostromo gaming pad) and used some kind of prototyping plastic that you could sculpt when you heated it up to fashion it into The Perfect Ship Controller. They had already imagined fully how the turrets and weapons and ship controls worked, so obviously needed a controller before the game even dropped.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Breakfast Feud posted:

I wish I had saved it but in the original thread, sometime during the first year of development, someone made a custom controller thing. They took apart some gaming mouse/keyboard thing (really wanna say it was a nostromo gaming pad) and used some kind of prototyping plastic that you could sculpt when you heated it up to fashion it into The Perfect Ship Controller. They had already imagined fully how the turrets and weapons and ship controls worked, so obviously needed a controller before the game even dropped.

Was it this one?


Pretty rad overall. I'd love to use this for Elite.

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Yeah that was it! I distinctly remember the extra joysticks being for gimbal turrets

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I...don't see how my hand is suppose to operate that

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Rad-daddio posted:

Was it this one?


*brundlefly pulls geena davis' shotgun directly to its head, looking up pleadingly*

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Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Dementropy posted:




And he's an upstanding Star Citizen, so he has that going for him.

this thread is like a microcosm of poo poo

so from what i can tell, star citizen is in the stage where everyone is wanting ~immersive details~. and the ships have toilets for ~immersion~, so it's fine that it has

quote:

Making a game inviting to females has to be a consciously made choice if it is to work. If you don't make a conscious effort to take of both genders into consideration, you will do things like the toilets without doors. They might seem like a fun and innocent idea at first: the rough and ready crew don't have time for inconsequentials like toilet doors, they have a firefight to prepare for! But it is only fun unless you are a female player in an otherwise all male ship and a game mechanic forces you to drop your panties in full view of the boys. Then it is just uncomfortable and demeaning, and will quickly move you along to a different game.

The toilets in themselves are an easily fixed problem. I am using them here only as an illustration of a mindset; a mindset that doesn't have the female perspective in view at all, and how horribly off-putting a game can become for female players, quite unintentionally. There are other examples to make: Would it feel natural if the player squadron in SQ42 had more women than men? Will there be more women than men among the officers? The choice should really be a coin-toss, in particular since gender equality is clearly the direction the future is heading for!

on it's own, it's pretty bad and funny because toilets.

but again, there is no loving game here, besides thinking about how cool a ship with toilets is going to be to immerse in, and how they'll go to the toilet in the game. like, they made the models and everything. most of the poo poo that's just thinking about the inconsequential details of their toy spaceships is just as dumb and a waste of time.

yet half the comments are fragile little boys feeling threatened because the existence of girls is a political issue, and considering their opinions diminishes their fantasy game that does not exist. someone even starts whining about how horrible it is that trans people exist for no reason. i get the impression ellindor is not so much of an outlier here.

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