Your friend seems to be retarded.
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 04:27 |
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hailthefish posted:Your friend seems to be retarded. He has very nice Magic cards.
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 04:28 |
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ghosTTy posted:my technical analysis tells me bitcoin will hit 7k then hit 33k then hit 23k then hit 48k so when exactly should I buy? i'm not too good with math also what happens after 48k
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 05:00 |
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Taima posted:Uranium is making more money than we've ever seeing our lives RIDIN THE BUMP BRO Rock Puncher posted:no matter what uranium always makes money, he is an expert trader immune to all folly of human decision making. A perfect specimen, a trader among men.
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 05:01 |
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Has anyone compared bitcoins to beanie babies yet?
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 05:01 |
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zaurg posted:also what happens after 48k Neukoln19 posted:Has anyone compared bitcoins to beanie babies yet? It's honestly more like tulip bulbs, but calling it beanie babies is definitely more insulting. Khorne fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Jan 31, 2018 |
# ? Jan 31, 2018 05:02 |
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Because if that hasn't been done yet, then check this out bitcoins are like beanie babies
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 05:02 |
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Ok. I need everyone in this thread to be a little more clear because I just got confused and bought $1000 in uranium futures.
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 05:04 |
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Salt Fish posted:Ok. I need everyone in this thread to be a little more clear because I just got confused and bought $1000 in uranium futures. good news; you're up 3.74% today.
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 05:05 |
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Salt Fish posted:Ok. I need everyone in this thread to be a little more clear because I just got confused and bought $1000 in uranium futures. should have sold Uranus
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 05:05 |
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Salt Fish posted:Ok. I need everyone in this thread to be a little more clear because I just got confused and bought $1000 in uranium futures. liquidate and invest in that one guys rear end
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 05:14 |
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Giga Gaia posted:liquidate and invest in that one guys rear end you're gonna need a sales funnel
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 05:28 |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:you're gonna need a sales funnel
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 05:42 |
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zaurg posted:good news; you're up 3.74% today. Well let's not pretend like this is some huge mystery why uranium is always net positive. When it goes down, he makes BUKU CASH. When it goes up? he makes BUKU CASH. Why is this so hard to understand? It's a solid trading strategy, and it's coincidentally why day trading is the most respected and successful financial move. QED.
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 05:57 |
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Lol at thinking injected capital is comparable to market cap.
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 07:16 |
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1 USDT = 1 MONTH OF PRISON
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 07:40 |
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Market Cap is one of the biggest talking points that coinholders use but it never made sense to me. They want to judge the value of coins based on how many of them there are. So therefore one coin is a poo poo coin because there are 100 billion of them and if they hit a dollar the market cap would be 100 billion dollars. However this coin only has 10 billion coins. Therefore it would hit 10 dollars per coin to have the same market cap. They also use it to prove the worth of cryptocurrency itself. Take the value of every cryptocurrency and multiply it by the maximum amount there can be of each coin = like 500 billion dollars or whatever. Therefore cryptos are moving on being a trillion dollar market when there might actually be around 200 million actual dollars in the market. It's a pretty easy concept to grasp that there isn't actually that much money in the market and that these things actually aren't worth (Maximum Amount of them) x (Current Price of them) Yet almost everything anyone buying cryptocurrencies talks about is market cap market cap market cap market cap market cap. If you tried to sell a million or two of some of these coins you would make them worthless and possibly lower the market cap by tens or hundreds of millions while you might only actually make hundreds of thousands.
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 07:51 |
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i dont wanna blow ur mind but here goes... bitcoiners are ... dumb
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 07:59 |
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OK look you have number, right? Number can either go UP or go DOWN. 50/50. Why you want to make it go down? Make number go UP!
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 08:00 |
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They should just create a new token to trade 1:1 with USDT. They could call it USDT Token, or USDTT. Then, down the line when that one gets scrutinised, they can create USDTTT, and so on. What could go wrong
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 08:31 |
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they could just create different types for whatever asset classes you want Tether GOLD is backed by gold, Tether SILVER is backed by silver, Tether BUTT FUMES is backed by farts held in gas cylinders
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 08:35 |
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my new coin is going to be called betcoin - each betcoin is backed with x1 real bitcoin I hold in a wallet which I could totally audit but am just not going to. For a limited time I'll be selling betcoins for just 90% of the going bitcoin price (accepting USD only). BUY NOW
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 08:59 |
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I love the comment section at Coindesk.quote:HOLD Why hasn't the Tether printer sprung into action yet?
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 09:37 |
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RUNNING BACK TO CRYPTO FOR SAFETY
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 10:15 |
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AAA cryptos, safer than government bonds
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 10:33 |
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Trig Discipline posted:RUNNING BACK TO CRYPTO FOR SAFETY *hears shouting in the street* wow, getting kind of rowdy out there. time to sell my house and move to kabul
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 10:34 |
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so what is Tether really
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 10:37 |
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imagine four cryptocurrencies on the edge of a cliff tether works the same way
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 10:38 |
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jay z's sedan posted:so what is Tether really Take a piece of paper (toilet paper suffices) and write "1 USD" on it Tether works the same way
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 10:58 |
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jay z's sedan posted:so what is Tether really its a mindset https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 11:56 |
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the value of Bitcoin is a statistically significant influence on the economy of South Korea. I find it amazing that a virtual currency with no real monetary value is having so much impact
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 12:23 |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:You know, like rats getting onto a sinking ship. I had a conversation about bitcoin with a friend of mine who is deep into a bad case of crypto fever, and we went around in a circle for an hour. First I explained Tether printing and he didn't believe it was real. Then I showed him it was real, but he didn't believe it was backed by nothing. Then I convinced him it was fake money, and he didn't believe it would affect the price. Then I explained how making up your own fake money and putting it into circulation just maybe might be bad and cause price inflation, and he leveled up to the ultimate, actually this is good for bitcoin because
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 12:44 |
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A3th3r posted:the value of Bitcoin is a statistically significant influence on the economy of South Korea. I find it amazing that a virtual currency with no real monetary value is having so much impact I live in Korea and during an end of semester speaking exam, this nice old lady who had worked really hard all year used her allocated time to tell me about her bitcoin investments. I know other people who bought in when it was high and lost money. Social security isn't good here. You often see old people out collecting cans and bottles on the streets. People are going to die because of this.
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 12:48 |
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wow Seraph is STILL making accounts?
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 13:16 |
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Spermanent Record posted:I live in Korea and during an end of semester speaking exam, this nice old lady who had worked really hard all year used her allocated time to tell me about her bitcoin investments. Look, we all face evolutionary pressures from time to time, bitcoin really is no different. If you have a genetic predisposition to touching the poop, then you deserve to get poo poo on.
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 13:20 |
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WalletBeef posted:Look, we all face evolutionary pressures from time to time, bitcoin really is no different. If you have a genetic predisposition to touching the poop, then you deserve to get poo poo on. Crypto is simply a means of transferring money from the retarded to the slightly less retarded. Quite Darwinian if you think about it
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 13:32 |
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WalletBeef posted:Look, we all face evolutionary pressures from time to time, bitcoin really is no different. If you have a genetic predisposition to touching the poop, then you deserve to get poo poo on. im not a Bitcoin millionaire due to superior genes
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 13:44 |
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Rad Russian posted:I wonder how many of these morons are actually "transacting in a decentralized manner" and buying normal goods/paying each other for stuff with their coins? They're just investing everything and HODLing to become rich while promoting the scam to get more suckers in. No one is actually using anything crypto outside of drugs and malware currently, so what is government intervention going to stop for them? Besides regulate the pyramid schemes. They can create barriers to entry and cut off the supply of suckers, leaving the hodlrs masterbating in a pile of piss as usual but without the audience.
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 14:41 |
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QuarkJets posted:Tether BUTT FUMES is backed by farts held in gas cylinders
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 14:46 |
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Khorne posted:
I like to imagine bitcoins as pog slammers.
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 14:49 |