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big nipples big life posted:Pay 2 Ween
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Hemingway To Go! posted:most people's fantasies aren't even that, as they assume everyone in the world will play along with their fantasies, so they won't follow the examples of spacestation 13 or eve online or loving vrchat, and the nice admins will ban everyone who does not. They think everyone is going to be role playing captain space man and not just exploiting every loophole to get money for a bigger ship and griefing for the hell of it. It's like they have never played a video game online.
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Jan 31, 2018 19:24
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Who the gently caress even wants to crew someone else's ship? How complex are these ships that you need more than two or three people to make it function? Why would anyone want to work at a fake job for some nerd on a fake ship, doing fake poo poo all day? big nipples big life posted:Pay 2 Ween This is good stuff right here.
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Jan 31, 2018 19:31
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If you're expected to crew a ship couldn't f2p Goons just sign onto a megafreighter crew and de facto run it by bodyblocking the owner and occupying the helm and space toilets and things?
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Jan 31, 2018 19:38
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Captain's log: some day I hope to play for more than five minutes without these goons stealing control of my capital ship and redesigning it to be a giant pink party bus. Fixing it takes too much of my time and spacebux.
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Jan 31, 2018 19:52
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BigBadSteve posted:So what's the revised x 100 release date for Star Citizen? Star citizen is still stuck at never. And even shitizens think Squadron 42 is unlikely to release in 2018.
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Jan 31, 2018 20:25
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March 2016
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Jan 31, 2018 21:36
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And every backers $ is worth 3 times as much because no evil publisher! So.....20 years and half a billion $ for Star Citizen so far?
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Jan 31, 2018 22:47
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RabbitWizard posted:And every backers $ is worth 3 times as much because no evil publisher! 
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Jan 31, 2018 23:24
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I love that internet creeps will absolutely out their weird fetishes under the guise of discussing dream features for this not-game.
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Jan 31, 2018 23:31
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a new study bible! posted:I love that internet creeps will absolutely out their weird fetishes under the guise of discussing dream features for this not-game. the best part isn't just that they air these weird thoughts but that they think that they're completely normal, like everyone else is also secretly thinking about how to best avoid slavery charges when the space cops scan your rape pirate ship
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Jan 31, 2018 23:36
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The Skeleton King posted:Why would anyone want to work at a fake job ... doing fake poo poo all day? To be fair, I've been asking myself this since the dawn of mmos
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Jan 31, 2018 23:38
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Indy posted:Lol link please http://www.pcgamer.com/if-you-steal-a-ship-in-star-citizen-it-will-disappear-when-you-log-out-of-the-game/
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Feb 1, 2018 01:02
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gently caress I'd love to steal someone's giant captial ship and sell it for pennies at the space scrapyard. Wouldn't a capital ship realistically have to be crewed in shifts? What happens when your trusted crew of unemployed goobers passes out for the day? You'd be a sitting duck for anyone in a different timezone.
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Feb 1, 2018 02:49
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The planning for every mechanic in Star Citizen begins and ends with "Wouldn't it be cool if we put X in the game and then sold a ship to do it?"
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Feb 1, 2018 02:55
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I want a ship with a virtual reality simulator inside it that can recreate any scenario so I can play all kinds of games inside of Star Citizen itself
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Feb 1, 2018 02:57
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Breakfast Feud posted:I want a ship with a virtual reality simulator inside it that can recreate any scenario so I can play all kinds of games inside of Star Citizen itself So the holodeck?
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Feb 1, 2018 03:11
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I didn't wanna use that word exactly because I want it to be Croberts branded
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Feb 1, 2018 03:18
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Police Automaton posted:To be fair, I've been asking myself this since the dawn of mmos food court bailiff posted:the best part isn't just that they air these weird thoughts but that they think that they're completely normal, like everyone else is also secretly thinking about how to best avoid slavery charges when the space cops scan your rape pirate ship I guess right now isn't a good time to tell you about my idea for a diaper freighter.
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Feb 1, 2018 05:06
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Breakfast Feud posted:gently caress I'd love to steal someone's giant captial ship and sell it for pennies at the space scrapyard. Have they answered what happens when you log out? Does your ship disappear or warp back home, or just drift through space? What about IMMERSION?!?
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Feb 1, 2018 05:18
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The Skeleton King posted:You got me there. I have never understood the appeal of mmos. tbf i think most people would be a lot more enthusiastic about their real life jobs if they were designed as skinner boxes and you got some ridiculously cool enchanted glowing quote:I guess right now isn't a good time to tell you about my idea for a diaper freighter. whoa whoa whoa buddy don't put words in my mouth, i'm listening
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Feb 1, 2018 05:19
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Breakfast Feud posted:Wouldn't a capital ship realistically have to be crewed in shifts? What happens when your trusted crew of unemployed goobers passes out for the day? You'd be a sitting duck for anyone in a different timezone. Once there is demand for professional ship sitters, the free market will provide it as a service, duh! (Then all you need is for local players to form some representative regulatory bodies, which will then create oversight agencies responsible for certification and enforcement of space law in regards to the sitter agencies. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Be a space health inspector for 10 space bucks per hour!)
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Feb 1, 2018 14:35
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food court bailiff posted:the best part isn't just that they air these weird thoughts but that they think that they're completely normal, like everyone else is also secretly thinking about how to best avoid slavery charges when the space cops scan your rape pirate ship I want a space ship that hauls bio waste, but the bio waste is stored in the cockpit of the ship and I have to sit in it all day wearing a snorkel while I make my rounds. I mean, that's totally normal though.
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Feb 1, 2018 15:08
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Chiming in to say I would play the gently caress out of My Summer Spaceship.
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Feb 2, 2018 05:58
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I'm going to be a professional spaceship babysitter, and going to throw wild parties in the spaceships so as to leave the owners having to vent the ship to space to even start to clean up the empty bottles, garbage, rotten food, poop, needles and corpses left over. Gotta give the space janitors something to do when they're bored with Viscera Cleanup Detail.
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Feb 2, 2018 09:25
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Wouldn't it be cool if you could collect space feces from the the space toilet and then put them on a compost pile and make soil and then grow something on the soil? You then could have players vertically integrate their septic tank and farming businesses and offer Mich cheaper food. Please let me know what you think about my compost mechanic idea. I think it would be a great addition
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Feb 2, 2018 10:11
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Can I get a refinery module for my space farm to process my customized gmo switchgrass into biofuel for my hallway tank? Also, what are the organic pesticide/fungicide options for dealing with the procedurally generated parasites that will surely plague my crops? I want my ship to be as green as possible.
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Feb 2, 2018 12:01
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mr roberts, could you implement a really cool feature? it involves flyings the spaceships and shooting the others spaceships thank you
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Feb 2, 2018 12:35
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Uhm, this game isn't about spaceships or the flying thereof this game is about scooping feces out of septic tanks, moron
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Feb 2, 2018 12:48
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Mr Roberts, I have an idea involving converting urine to a potable liquid that can be pumped directly into the player's mouth or unconscious player's mouth (if they were to have passed out due to dehydration). Basically, the player takes a filtering pill and that's it. No need for strange machines or attachments. In a real water pinch, you could even drink directly from the hose! 🍼 Feel free to contact me if you like this idea!
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Feb 2, 2018 12:55
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Can I be homeless? And in the game?
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Feb 2, 2018 13:11
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Can I be a loser who sits in his moms spaceships cargohold and plays videogames all day?
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Feb 2, 2018 13:23
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Restrained Crown Posse posted:Can I be homeless? And in the game? You will get raped, don't do it man
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Feb 2, 2018 13:30
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what about the inevitable consequence of piracy
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Feb 2, 2018 14:10
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I'm completely convinced I've received more enjoyment from this thread than I'd ever receive from this non game.
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Police Automaton posted:what about the inevitable consequence of piracy you mean crap software that only punishes the people who bought it and everyone who didn't gets free enjoyment? trust me, crobberts has you covered bro
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Feb 2, 2018 14:45
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Inescapable Duck posted:I'm going to be a professional spaceship babysitter, and going to throw wild parties in the spaceships so as to leave the owners having to vent the ship to space to even start to clean up the empty bottles, garbage, rotten food, poop, needles and corpses left over. Gotta give the space janitors something to do when they're bored with Viscera Cleanup Detail. This but we'll be shooting space pornos instead. Also Roberts, can you design a ship that could be used for broadcasting media? I want to be a mass media creator in SC and alongside my vast porn empire I would like to have a giant ship that acts as a printing press, recording studio as well as a broadcasting station for my media. I'll definitely need to buy my own mocap setup.
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What's the worst Star Trek race ever? I want to play one. Pakled might be cheating.
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Breakfast Feud posted:This but we'll be shooting space pornos instead. If we can't recursively make Star Citizen inside Star Citizen what even is the point? Inescapable Duck posted:What's the worst Star Trek race ever? I want to play one. Human. 
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Breakfast Feud posted:This but we'll be shooting space pornos instead. Big Bang Bros
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