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This is basically cheating, but:thatbastardken posted:.22 will do a dog just fine if that's your preference. VictorianQueerLit posted:I don't condone pulling a reverse John Wick on Smooches but .22 is a terrible idea unless you basically hate the dog and want to get point blank, right in their face, and make it extremely personal. Solice Kirsk posted:.22 rifles are accurate as all hell. You could probably shoot your sick dog in the face from like 100 yards if you were so inclined. Untrustable posted:Yo don't shoot nothin' bigger than a rabbit with a .22 unless you're a loving great shot or you want to chase a wounded, howling animal to shoot it again and again. Screaming Idiot posted:Kidding aside, I have to agree -- use a proper gun, at least. How morally inept would a person have to be to pump load after load into their poor dog?
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Absurd Alhazred posted:This is basically cheating, but: That will never be considered cheating.
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 19:49 |
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Oh man what's the backstory on that one?
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 20:25 |
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A man hosed a dog.
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 20:30 |
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Vic posted:Oh man what's the backstory on that one? forums poster morally inept is a dogfucker
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 20:30 |
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Some guy in BYOB poisoned his dog to death with chocolates and sudafeds or something, and then the thread spiraled into a dog homicide tangent finally ending with that amazing joke. edit: Also yes, Morally Inept fucks dogs.
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 20:31 |
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I get him confused with landerig sometimes.
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 20:36 |
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"Let's just say Buffy was a female dog, and my depravity knew no limits." "shloop"
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 20:41 |
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Roosevelt posted:"Let's just say Buffy was a female dog, and my depravity knew no limits." If I recall my deep goon lore correctly, I think "shloop" was a different dog sex anecdote where through a series of weird coincidences the poster got hosed by a dog. Also is "dog sex anecdote" the next twitter sensation or an up and coming harsh noise band?
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 20:46 |
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Bear Enthusiast posted:If I recall my deep goon lore correctly, I think "shloop" was a different dog sex anecdote where through a series of weird coincidences the poster got hosed by a dog. Also is "dog sex anecdote" the next twitter sensation or an up and coming harsh noise band?
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 20:48 |
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Bear Enthusiast posted:If I recall my deep goon lore correctly, I think "shloop" was a different dog sex anecdote where through a series of weird coincidences the poster got hosed by a dog. Also is "dog sex anecdote" the next twitter sensation or an up and coming harsh noise band? Holy poo poo I forgot there was more than one.
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 20:49 |
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aaaaaa
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 20:52 |
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Not to be confused with keyboard goop
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 20:55 |
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She was naked for some reason or another and I think had dropped something that slid under a couch.
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 20:56 |
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It was like the story of the guy accidentally getting a blowjob from the other guy that was totally not gay but yet somehow terrible. Oh yeah because it was a dog.
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 21:05 |
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It was a "schooner". Or was it a "shloop"?
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 21:05 |
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:nobody ever knows how to pronounce the aoi in my name Trig Discipline posted:yaoi isn't a very common name though, cut people some slack
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 21:09 |
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Aphrodite posted:She was naked for some reason or another and I think had dropped something that slid under a couch. The poster was Ornery Bean I don't know why I remember that
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 21:24 |
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yikes
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 22:47 |
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Well wasn't that the passphrase to misery.
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 23:02 |
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# ? Feb 3, 2018 23:33 |
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Keith Atherton posted:The poster was Ornery Bean probably because she was literally incapable of not oversharing about her sex life
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 00:00 |
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puppets freak me out posted:probably because she was literally incapable of not oversharing about her sex life Even I remember that, and I think she posted about this before I even registered. I'm not quite sure, though.
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 00:07 |
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"Ornery Bean" in this thread and "Devil's Doorbell" in the Funny Pictures Thread. When it comes to the clitoris these threads are really rubbing off on each other.
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 00:20 |
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Lobok posted:"Ornery Bean" in this thread and "Devil's Doorbell" in the Funny Pictures Thread. When it comes to the clitoris these threads are really rubbing off on each other. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsBak0oCgdY
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 00:27 |
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You're surprised that goons find the clitoris funny? I'm surprised they can find it at all! D'ohhh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 00:29 |
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I'm still in shock over the number of half-remembered dog loving anecdotes. This place was weird before I got here, goddamn.
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 00:35 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI "Oh, we have to get these two together." "I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous."
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 00:37 |
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queserasera posted:I'm still in shock over the number of half-remembered dog loving anecdotes.
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 00:41 |
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Helldump got almost as bad as LF.
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 00:47 |
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queserasera posted:
the dogfucking isn't gone, it's still here, just below our facade of normal. dogfuckers still lurk within these forums, with enough sense not to share their dogfuckery with others. it could be anyone.
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 00:54 |
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It's important to remember that Morally Inept was also Socially Inept and Comedically Inept.
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 01:22 |
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Dabir posted:It's important to remember that Morally Inept was also Socially Inept and Comedically Inept. Forevially Inept and loving it?
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 01:41 |
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Dogged in his ineptitude.
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 01:42 |
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Sapper posted:When I was a kid, maybe 10, I ate a dry package of Lipton 'French Onion Soup'. I was a weird kid, and dry soup mix was perfect "grab and go". But we were out of the usual 'Spring Vegetable.' I thought nothing of it...until my guts started rumbling. Within an hour or two, I was farting--a sharp 'crack!' like a .22 rifle--every minute, like clockwork. No big deal, it was Saturday, and they didn't really smell. All sound and fury. But my mother dragged me to church that evening. I begged her to sit up in the (usually empty) choir loft, at least. To my horror, there were already people up there in one of the two pews--an older girl that I had a huge crush on, and her gorgeous friend! Worst of all, the hard wooden pews did nothing to muffle the whipcracks erupting from between my cheeks.
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 07:36 |
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Ulysses was a fine book, but I always found that chapter unnecessary.
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 08:57 |
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Camel Camus posted:My mom was a marine biologist Jim DiGriz posted:It's weird that Trig Discipline still isn't here despite you talking about his two favourite things.
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 14:16 |
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The best part about trig is he seems like a genuinely nice dude even with the brutal owns.
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# ? Feb 4, 2018 14:42 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:for a goon the most outrageous fantasy creation is a slender man
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:The best part about trig is he seems like a genuinely nice dude even with the brutal owns. Yeah I never mean anything by it, it's just that when I see an opening that's funny or gross I can't help myself. Much like your dad.
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