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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
middleweight needs a guy like santos.

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
did they crib the fightpass we'll be back shortly music from the audio folder of goldeneye 64?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Stop talking to him and let him go get that eyebrow stitched.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Just out of curiosity, will they put CM Punk on the Chicago card?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


He took a liver shot in the first round too and gutted it out. The second one was :rip:

Smith is tough as all hell.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Just out of curiosity, will they put CM Punk on the Chicago card?

i'm going to guess no because it must cost the ufc a lot to televise his humiliation and i haven't heard about him being in camp or looking for an opponent yet

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Just out of curiosity, will they put CM Punk on the Chicago card?

poo poo if they did I would go to watch the humiliation in person.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Vera looks like a combination of three Punch-Out characters.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



The Human Crouton posted:

Vera looks like a combination of three Punch-Out characters.

Glass Joe, Don Flamenco and?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

JaySB posted:

Glass Joe, Don Flamenco and?

Von Kaiser.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Sweet german suplex

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Good first round.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

D'Silvas mullet is spectacular

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Using the Diaz strategy of flipping the bird.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


The double bird taunt after 2 1/2 rounds of getting thoroughly beat up is a bold gambit.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
make lineker and that other mulleted stocky midget fight

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Impressive performance by Brazilian Roid Dwarf.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006




Dwarfism is a form of r-wordation. I think you should be more respectful of the little people.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
observe today as the hate flows out of my keyboard

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I can't remember the last time I enjoyed a ufc event less than this one

at least it's free I guess

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Tim Johnson's picture looks as confident as I do that he'll win this fight.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



There have been some cool fights by fighters I care nothing about.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
So jiggly.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Tim looks like an old time strongman who is dumpy and fat but could throw a horse through the moon

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Just remembered Johnson's last fight was getting KOed by the giant diaper baby lmao

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Why would someone put a mustache on a six feet high pile of poo poo?

Oh wait. Never mind. That's Tim Johnson.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
that mustachioed pile of poo poo is winning

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
oh wait, no

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Would really appreciate it if random announcer guy would stop yelling into his mic

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
hot young prospect meets his one weakness -- a sloppy fat dude

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
isn't there a piece of sound equipment that automatically modulates the output if the user starts screaming? seems like something they should invent / use

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
I'll give Tim Johnson this: he looks exactly like his name.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Tim Johnson's Twitter handle is TBearTim. Probably real popular with the twinks

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Golm looking like a future star :v:

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
How're you just gonna put a mustache on Wooly Willy and not use the rest of the little lead bits?

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!
Did Wario just headbutt Golm's elbow?

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
The New Fat Tim

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
I think fat sloppy guy won

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



I have this 29-28 in favor of the guy who is most likely to wear flannel and hang out in a truck stop men's room. However that means it will be 30-27 for the Brazilian

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
the fifteenth baddest man on the planet

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