NFL Coaching Carousel 2017: Avoiding Jeff Fisher

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FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

So is Rosenfels defending McDaniels or the coordinators he promised jobs to?

# ? Feb 7, 2018 23:31

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# ? Jun 15, 2024 17:40

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Rosenfels is joining in the chorus of voices going:

"...yeah, but gently caress the colts anyway"

# ? Feb 7, 2018 23:31

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

kiimo posted:

https://twitter.com/SageRosenfels18/status/961242414164905991

As a college basketball fan I feel similar re: Duke

Shut the gently caress up Sage. You stink.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 23:32

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

I�m phone posting, someone get Rosencopter.gif

# ? Feb 7, 2018 23:43

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

He's right tho.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 23:44

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Dexo posted:

He's right tho.

Nobody is crying for the Colts. They will go and have a long list of potential coaches and hire someone equivalent or better. It was a lovely thing to do to the coaches he was bringing with him.

# ? Feb 7, 2018 23:58

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

mcmagic posted:

Once Belichick leaves they are just another team.

True, but the rest of the division are loving morons

# ? Feb 8, 2018 00:00

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Dexo posted:

He's right tho.

You stink too, Dexo!

# ? Feb 8, 2018 00:00

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Eltoasto posted:

Nobody is crying for the Colts. They will go and have a long list of potential coaches and hire someone equivalent or better. It was a lovely thing to do to the coaches he was bringing with him.

Yeah if I'm an NFL GM McDaniels is permanently on my "never hire" list. It's super lovely to do that just with yourself but to gently caress over the people who were coming with him is so monumentally turd-like I'd do everything in my power to humiliate him whenever we played.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 00:07

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

Matt Patricia in the worst loving hastily assembled macy's ensemble you're ever going to see on someone making 7m a year or whatever

If you have an orange filter on your phone or computer, disable it to see how loving awful he looks.

I just care about football. I don't care about looking like an ex con trying to make good with donated clothes for my first job interview at the temp agency.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 00:18

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

kiimo posted:

https://twitter.com/SageRosenfels18/status/961242414164905991

As a college basketball fan I feel similar re: Duke

That is most definitely true. Look what happened at UCONN.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

True, but the rest of the division are loving morons

Most of the NFL are loving morons.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 00:19

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Dejan Bimble posted:

Matt Patricia in the worst loving hastily assembled macy's ensemble you're ever going to see on someone making 7m a year or whatever

If you have an orange filter on your phone or computer, disable it to see how loving awful he looks.

I just care about football. I don't care about looking like an ex con trying to make good with donated clothes for my first job interview at the temp agency.

I'm sad he shaved.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 00:43

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Dejan Bimble posted:

Matt Patricia in the worst loving hastily assembled macy's ensemble you're ever going to see on someone making 7m a year or whatever

If you have an orange filter on your phone or computer, disable it to see how loving awful he looks.

I just care about football. I don't care about looking like an ex con trying to make good with donated clothes for my first job interview at the temp agency.

This is better than I remember Ben McAdoo looking.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 01:03

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Should have worn the Goodell clown shirt

# ? Feb 8, 2018 01:04

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

He looks like a cheap De Niro impersonator trying to pull The Deer Hunter look.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 01:08

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

fartknocker posted:

He looks like a cheap De Niro impersonator trying to pull The Deer Hunter look.

Excited to watch him and Cooter play Russian Roulette.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 01:10

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Dejan Bimble posted:

Matt Patricia in the worst loving hastily assembled macy's ensemble you're ever going to see on someone making 7m a year or whatever

If you have an orange filter on your phone or computer, disable it to see how loving awful he looks.

I just care about football. I don't care about looking like an ex con trying to make good with donated clothes for my first job interview at the temp agency.

Dear Matt,

Please never remove your ballcap again

# ? Feb 8, 2018 01:46

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

# ? Feb 8, 2018 01:53

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

axeil posted:

Yeah if I'm an NFL GM McDaniels is permanently on my "never hire" list. It's super lovely to do that just with yourself but to gently caress over the people who were coming with him is so monumentally turd-like I'd do everything in my power to humiliate him whenever we played.

Not just GMs that he burnt bridges with; what coordinator or assistant coach is ever going to work with him, now? Entry level guys with no other option, or awful retreads no one else wants?

# ? Feb 8, 2018 01:58

pseudodragon: Jun 16, 2007

Well I guess

DC Murderverse posted:

https://twitter.com/weei/status/961313649259237376

edit: "Tell me Joshy, now when did you last let your heart decide"

Lesson 1: Accept a deal to be another team�s HC and then gently caress them over to go to the Pats.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 02:11

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

I hope Belichik /McDaniels becomes Holmgren / Mora Jr. 2.0 where McDaniels gets canned 1 year after inheriting the team.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 02:15

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

seiferguy posted:

I hope Belichik /McDaniels becomes Holmgren / Mora Jr. 2.0 where McDaniels gets canned 1 year after inheriting the team.

Same, except I hope McDaniels remains HC for five or six years before Kraft realizes what a mistake he's made.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 02:33

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

once again, jay cutler has been vindicated

# ? Feb 8, 2018 02:44

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Sataere posted:

Like I said, I don't believe it. The reason to lie is clear, though. Season ticket sales matter. It's why they lied last year.

And there is a reason people are not taking what the colts say at face value. Because they spent all of last season lying about Luck.

The season ticket reasoning would have made some sense last year, but if Irsay and/or Ballard knows right now that Luck is done there's absolutely no reason for them not to admit it and pivot to "And we're going to use our draft position to go out and get our new franchise QB."

# ? Feb 8, 2018 02:53

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

seiferguy posted:

I hope Belichik /McDaniels becomes Holmgren / Mora Jr. 2.0 where McDaniels gets canned 1 year after inheriting the team.

lmbo jim mora jr

# ? Feb 8, 2018 02:54

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

mcmagic posted:

That is most definitely true. Look what happened at UCONN.

An inexplicable championship?

# ? Feb 8, 2018 03:37

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

DC Murderverse posted:

https://twitter.com/weei/status/961313649259237376

edit: "Tell me Joshy, now when did you last let your heart decide"

Belichick coaching tree strikes again

# ? Feb 8, 2018 03:38

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

Grittybeard posted:

This is better than I remember Ben McAdoo looking.

Hahaha, I think you're right. Jared from Subway suit

# ? Feb 8, 2018 05:08

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Starting to miss McAdoo and the Ehud �Brad from Home Improvement hair� jokes that went along with his reign.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 05:18

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Today, I learned that in 1999, Matt Patricia turned down a $100,000 per year job to maintain nuclear submarines and aircraft carriers for the Westinghouse Electric Company to coach the defensive line at Amherst College.

The starting pay was $6,000.

Believe in your dreams, kids!

# ? Feb 8, 2018 05:35

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Gonz posted:

Today, I learned that in 1999, Matt Patricia turned down a $100,000 per year job to maintain nuclear submarines and aircraft carriers for the Westinghouse Electric Company to coach the defensive line at Amherst College.

The starting pay was $6,000.

Believe in your dreams, kids!

Super tempted to do the math on the opportunity cost from forgoing that 100k salary for years.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 05:51

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

It's good that the argument people will use to say that Matt Patricia will be a good NFL coach is the same one people used to say that Ben Carson would be a good president.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 06:10

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

fsif posted:

It's good that the argument people will use to say that Matt Patricia will be a good NFL coach is the same one people used to say that Ben Carson would be a good president.

I think Ben Carsons stance on gravity killed the last hope of people thinking he was smart

# ? Feb 8, 2018 06:59

Sataere: Jul 20, 2005; Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me

ShakeZula posted:

The season ticket reasoning would have made some sense last year, but if Irsay and/or Ballard knows right now that Luck is done there's absolutely no reason for them not to admit it and pivot to "And we're going to use our draft position to go out and get our new franchise QB."

Of course there is. You are in the unique position of desperately needing a new quarterback, with the plausible deniability that you'll take one. If people don't think you'll take a quarterback, they might not jump ahead of you in the draft. It might not work, but you have to try.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 07:50

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I can't believe Luck is dead. I hope the funeral will be a tasteful affair.

Chances are because Irsay is involved, it won't be, though.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 08:00

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Gonz posted:

I can't believe Luck is dead. I hope the funeral will be a tasteful affair.

Chances are because Irsay is involved, it won't be, though.

When is cocaine and oxy not tasteful?

# ? Feb 8, 2018 10:00

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

E: nm

# ? Feb 8, 2018 13:40

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

fsif posted:

Starting to miss McAdoo and the Ehud �Brad from Home Improvement hair� jokes that went along with his reign.

they even had the same character arc where things went downhill for them when they changed their hairstyle

Remember when Brad got this hair and then they found pot hidden in the backyard?