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search engine of choice
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Google 44 33.33%
Bing 22 16.67%
DDG 42 31.82%
Dogpile 7 5.30%
Yahoo 3 2.27%
Baidu 百度 14 10.61%
Total: 132 votes
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

euler posted:

You can use "bangs" to search other engines somewhat anonymously with DuckDuckGo. https://duckduckgo.com/bang?q=

If you add !g to your terms it will redirect your search to google. !yt will search youtube. !b will search bing. There are thousands of bangs. There are bangs for a lot of video game wikis, for example.

If you're logged into the search engine you bang it won't be anonymous or unfiltered

I've used DDG exclusively for a few years because of that feature, even though most of my searches start with !g

even if you’re a dipshit millenial tech worker who thinks privacy is dead and sucking billionaire cock is the wave of the future, this is still reason enough to set it as the default search engine on your phone. it’s nice to just type in what search engine you want to use and hit go

!wiki list of x-files episodes
!youtube not today motherfucker
!images massive pov titties

and so on

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Feb 11, 2018

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Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

as google's search results get worse and worse, lovely alternatives seem less lovely
duckduckgo is garbage, though

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



ddg always used to suck for bringing results of things that are super recent, like news stories etc. Has this changed?

supernatural blonde
Mar 15, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

Pawn 17 posted:

Google is just a really fancy malware company.

Truth.

I stopped using google a few years ago after an algorythm change that hardcore trapped you in a search bubble and started showing results they think you want to see as opposed to showing you what is out there and giving you a choice of what you want to see. All the results were skewed towards my local area and believe me that is not what I wanted to see.

I like DDG a lot but it's not quite good enough to be my daily default engine, and it chafes me to say that's currently Bing. For me, where google excels and others fail is when I'm searching for numbers, be it mystery phone calls, torrent hashes, serial numbers or model numbers on electronic products etc. Google is definitely better at that.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If someone uses it as a default search engine, they are an unwholesome person and likely a cyber-criminal of some sort. Don't be one, cyber-crime doesn't pay.

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

ddg doesn't seem as good at results

Woden
May 6, 2006
Personalised search results are an abomination, so yeah I use DDG.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I understand the appeal of why someone would be into ddg but it's just not my cup of tea just because I feel it's so expected of someone with my profile

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Metal Cat posted:

DuckDuckGo is good, but if you're gonna use it you might as well go the full mile and use stuff like NoScript, Tor, a Linux distro, etc. I'm lazy and I'm sure my data has already been collected for years, and I don't use Facebook, so at this point I don't even bother.

who the heck doesn't already use noscript? :confused:

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010
Say you use Bing in public and people get really mad, it's weird and reliable

"Yeah I'll search it on Bing" infuriates people

Suspect A
Jan 1, 2015

Nap Ghost
You should also check out https://searx.me/

While not a true standalone search engine, it compiles metadata from many different search engines and sends it towards you securely. it's also self hostable if you're a nerd.

Same thing but only Google searches https://startpage.com/

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

sleep with the vicious posted:

Say you use Bing in public and people get really mad, it's weird and reliable

"Yeah I'll search it on Bing" infuriates people

haha awesome i’m going to try this

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I CALL IT DICK DICK GIZZ
AND I CAN'T STOP POSTING ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE IT.
CHECK MY POST HISTORY OR USE THE FORUMS SEARCH FEATURE TO SEE MY RECENT POSTS REGARDING THIS WEBSITE ON THE INTERNET AND MY DISLIKE OF IT

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

OMGVBFLOL posted:

haha awesome i’m going to try this

please don’t, he’s absolutely right

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

sleep with the vicious posted:

Say you use Bing in public and people get really mad, it's weird and reliable

"Yeah I'll search it on Bing" infuriates people

using bing as a verb is extremely dangerous and could cause an aneurysm

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues
DDG doesn't give good links to all the nasty porn I desire so it's basically worthless for my needs

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I bet DDG doesn't even direct ads for counselling and mental help services like Google does on my main poo poo posting battlestation.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

OMGVBFLOL posted:


!images massive pov titties

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it
I don't use search engines.

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

I have seen it as an option, but I thought it was for shopping for some reason and so I never used it. Interesting. Thanks, OP.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Google scolds me and gives me self-help pages when i search for lolicon so yeah DDG is my poo poo now

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Vato posted:

I have seen it as an option, but I thought it was for shopping for some reason and so I never used it. Interesting. Thanks, OP.

this was the same exact reason why I ignored it when it was an option. Not sure if its the duck icon or the name which gave me that false impression.

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
I just run my search queries through the #yospos bot so someone else gets a knock on the door

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
I just let everyone track everything about me. That way ads are always targeted more towards me and contain stuff I'm interested in buying.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
All the mobile Google search results are just paid links it sucks. I googled something over the weekend while I was running some errands and the entire first page was sponsored links for poo poo that was not even what I was looking for or trying to find at all.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
can people who say "its better" give examples? cant really see how its better, its just not google the company and I think thats p much the only reason people use it

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Devils Affricate posted:

Google scolds me and gives me self-help pages when i search for lolicon so yeah DDG is my poo poo now

:chloe:

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
SA Forums search is the only way to fly

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
CuckCuckGo :smug:

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

realtalk this was gonna be one of the poll options

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014
!g if you want to cuckle search via cuckcuckgo

Cuckle
Bing
CuckCuckGo
Cuckpile
Cuckhoo
Cuckdu 百度


guess you know who the true alpha search engine is now

Rock Puncher fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Feb 13, 2018

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

It's been my long-held belief that only creepy weirdos actually use DuckDuckGo and this thread is adding some good data sets to support this hypothesis.

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014

Cthulu Carl posted:

It's been my long-held belief that only creepy weirdos actually use DuckDuckGo and this thread is adding some good data sets to support this hypothesis.

am creepy weirdo and use duckduckgo so you may be onto something, time to write that dissertation my friend

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Madcosby posted:

can people who say "its better" give examples? cant really see how its better, its just not google the company and I think thats p much the only reason people use it

euler posted:

You can use "bangs" to search other engines somewhat anonymously with DuckDuckGo. https://duckduckgo.com/bang?q=

If you add !g to your terms it will redirect your search to google. !yt will search youtube. !b will search bing. There are thousands of bangs.

so for utilities like the default search bar in a browser, if you set it to duckduckgo you can then choose search engines just by typing their “bang” prefix. which is really nice especially on mobile where you can’t do a drop-down selection like you can on desktop browsers. some other ones off the top of my head: !a !az, or !amazon for amazon, !ud or !u for urbandictionary, !mw for mirriam-webster, !w or !wiki for wikipedia, etc

basically whatever you would intuitively guess the prefix for a search engine would be, that’s almost certainly what it is.

e: but yeah it would be foolish of me to pretend that “it’s not google” and “we don’t track you” aren’t also a big part of it

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
duckduckgo owns, i love the ! features, they're v useful

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
I admit I was originally hesitant to adopt DG since it’s based in Philadelphia but the fact of the matter is if you don’t set DuckDuckGo as your search engine you might as well call up GCHQ and narrate your inner thoughts like your life if a Peep Show episode

Bang commands are awesome and if you actually know how to search (not just plug in a word salad of search terms) the DDG results are fine

There is no logical reason to leave google as your search engine

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
There is one logical reason: only freaks and predators refuse to use Google

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I'm not using it OP!!!

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
What are people looking for on google that they're concerned about? There's plenty of search history jokes, but who other than confused old people actually googles for porn?

Oh no google knows I looked up some song lyrics and "grim dawn retaliation lifesteal" this week. How terrible.

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Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

bloom posted:

What are people looking for on google that they're concerned about? There's plenty of search history jokes, but who other than confused old people actually googles for porn?

Oh no google knows I looked up some song lyrics and "grim dawn retaliation lifesteal" this week. How terrible.

YSEPOS

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