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Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

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Toilet Rascal
Who doesn't have a picture of their dog on their phone anyway?

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Dolphin posted:

but how much did beary weigh

he said he weighed 325lbs. it's like six posts above yours. god i should shoot you in some bar for this

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Charles posted:

Who doesn't have a picture of their dog on their phone anyway?
not everyone has a tablet

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
oh yeah, look at this boar.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

he said he weighed 325lbs. it's like six posts above yours. god i should shoot you in some bar for this
well it's clear the murderer was rude, but not a liar. the dog probably was actually 290 pounds

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Devils Affricate posted:

When Helen died, I lost everything. Until that dog arrived on my doorstep... A fat gift from my wife... In that moment, I received some semblance of hope... an opportunity to grieve unalone... And you, you fat gently caress... took that from me.

YEAH, I'M THINKIN I'M FAT

Buccaneer
Jun 24, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Dolphin posted:

well it's clear the murderer was rude, but not a liar. the dog probably was actually 290 pounds

Its a pretty specific number so if he was lying he is good at it

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

lol but seriously I posted:

Men have died for less or at least exactly the same

Okay, I'm going to need a cite for another man killed for questioning he weight of a third party's dog

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
defending your fat dogs honor by shooting a guy who doesn't believe its that fat

america really is a crazy place

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Lime Tonics posted:

oh yeah, look at this boar.



that boar weights 290 lbs

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

If the dog isn't fit, you must acquit.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Lime Tonics posted:

oh yeah, look at this boar.



loving christ :stonk:

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

wa27 posted:

If the dog isn't fit, you must acquit.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Imagine thinking you're all Johnny Cash but going out Kenny Rogers

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

bring back old gbs posted:

if that dog weighs a ounce under 290 taht fucker better get the chair

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Lime Tonics posted:

oh yeah, look at this boar.



i like how even the other boars are afraid

an ABSOLUTE UNIT THAT LAD

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Lime Tonics posted:

oh yeah, look at this boar.



That's a pig dog

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Lime Tonics posted:

oh yeah, look at this boar.



Good dog.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

bring back old gbs posted:

if that dog weighs a ounce under 290 taht fucker better get the chair
Tough but fair

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Lime Tonics posted:

oh yeah, look at this boar.



Aw, bebop started a family

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Pelosi de Bundi posted:

i like how even the other boars are afraid

an ABSOLUTE UNIT THAT LAD

they're probably the things kids my man

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

If only the fat dog had had a gun too

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
may i pls see the dog?

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Googled it and the world's heaviest dog is a 343lb English mastiff.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Googled it and the world's heaviest dog is a 343lb English mastiff.

may i please see this dog?

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
i'm afraid of googling fat dog tbqh

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Googled it and the world's heaviest dog is a 343lb English mastiff.

what a fatass.

goddamn.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i suspect that is the sort of traumatized adult that becomes of the children whose uncles really do work at nintendo

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
heres a vid of the dog look @ how big it is lol OMG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XzwYNcJadQ

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

quote for fail

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
The 290 pound dog is very camera shy but I've found a picture of its poop.




Smythe posted:

quote for fail

But I hadn't posted yet???

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
i think guiness stopped the pets world records as people were just pipe feeding their dogs with gravy and such, as if that wouldn't be awesome

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Smythe posted:

quote for fail

I tried squeezing the world's biggest dog into a packet and now its dead. Smh

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Mnoba posted:

dog walks into a bar, holding it's arm weird with blood flowing from it

"I'm looking for the man that shot my paw!" he exclaimed

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Smythe posted:

heres a vid of the dog look @ how big it is lol OMG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XzwYNcJadQ

i was watchin this like "someone BETTER put that big boy next to like a pug or soemthin lol"

needless to say:

i was NOT dissapointed

feller
Jul 5, 2006


bring back old gbs posted:

i was watchin this like "someone BETTER put that big boy next to like a pug or soemthin lol"

needless to say:

i was NOT dissapointed

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
I'm glad they included the shot of the doomed, mangled body of the preemie baby in the article video

Kruxy
May 19, 2004

Just a steel town girl on
a Saturday night, looking
for the fight of her life

Police artist sketch of the dog in question.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
cant let you do that gutfox

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