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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

We were denied the storyline of Peter and Bruce trying to hire a motorboat and realizing neither of them have any money on them.

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Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

Lobok posted:

We were denied the storyline of Peter and Bruce trying to hire a motorboat and realizing neither of them have any money on them.

Would have been a good opportunity for a Punisher crossover

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Congrats MJ, you broke your neck and ruined your career as the sole breadwinner of your marriage in one smooth motion.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Push El Burrito posted:

Hop in sluts we're going to Lizard.
this is the best possible response

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

mind the walrus posted:

Congrats MJ, you broke your neck and ruined your career as the sole breadwinner of your marriage in one smooth motion.

I'm pretty sure that's a pretty normal thing a neck can do. I can turn my head a little more than 90 degrees, I think. I have to lean back a bit too, but it looks like she is?

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

She's just doing the Shaft Head Tilt.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Somewhere there's a bunch of sad circus clowns looking for their boat.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

jyrque posted:

Somewhere there's a bunch of sad circus clowns looking for their boat.

Which leads to a return of clown-9

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

jyrque posted:

Somewhere there's a bunch of sad circus clowns looking for their boat.

The secret origins of Clowns 1 through 8.

AfroSquirrel
Sep 3, 2011

Two arcs ago MJ bought a truck, this arc she bought a boat, will she get a hang-glider next arc?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i'm starting to think that jjj's presence might be a teaser for the next arc rather than this one

i really wanted to see meth head lizard jjj, too

Faithless loving Fool.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Faithless loving Fool.



I love this stupid loving comic so much.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

ImpAtom posted:

I love this stupid loving comic so much.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





I can't wait for the scene where JJJ calls Peter to gloat about how MJ is with another man, and then spidey has to agonize over if he should answer it while in front of JJJ, who gets suspicious about why Spidey's phone is ringing at just that moment.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




ImpAtom posted:

I love this stupid loving comic so much.

They revel in it

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Faithless loving Fool.



jjj gets spider-lizard-hulked.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
as soon as jjj hulks out a time portal will open and iron jonah, thor jonah and cap jonah will jump out to help

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
and by help i mean work over spiderman for like a month's worth of strips. it's the nsm team up way.

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Faithless loving Fool.



YES

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Synthbuttrange posted:

jjj gets spider-lizard-hulked.
They transfuse The Lizard with JJJ's blood, which stops him from being a The Lizard at the cost of him hating that menace Spiderman! :argh:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Rev the loving engines, we're going to town now

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Faithless loving Fool.


And I was sure they'd forgotten about that Jameson plotline. This strip continues to... amaze. Oh I get it!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Faithless loving Fool.



Yes YES YES :bisonyes:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I like how totally superfluous the hospital became, when all they had to do was transfuse Connors in the swamp to begin with.

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Faithless loving Fool.



WHAT

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Disney make the NSM movie.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Faithless loving Fool.



Bless the baby angel who is in charge of days like today.

head58
Apr 1, 2013

“In my modeling days, I learned to handle a boat like this.”

”IN MY MODELING DAYS, I LEARNED TO HANDLE A BOAT LIKE THIS!”

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

mind the walrus posted:

I like how totally superfluous the hospital became, when all they had to do was transfuse Connors in the swamp to begin with.
But then they wouldn't have left while JJJ arrived and he probably is going to... uh, beat them to the scene? I don't even know.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

The correct term is "captain" Dr. Banner.

"Boat pilot" amuses me way more than it should.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

head58 posted:

“In my modeling days, I learned to handle a boat like this.”

”IN MY MODELING DAYS, I LEARNED TO HANDLE A BOAT LIKE THIS!”

Yeah the arrival of JJJ kind of took away from how insane that line was.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Well, the true hero of the comic had to show up sometime

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

head58 posted:

“In my modeling days, I learned to handle a boat like this.”

”IN MY MODELING DAYS, I LEARNED TO HANDLE A BOAT LIKE THIS!”

Of course, in her days building model boats, MJ learned how to captain them. The same principles apply between a model boat and a real one*.

*= Just like they used in the remake of the film, Flight of the Phoenix. You know, where they changed the German Aeronautics engineer that everyone distrusts from a former Luftwaffer engineer to a model enthusiast.

Edit: Apparently that was a rumour I had been told that had no basis in fact. In all versions of Flight of the Phoenix, the engineer is a model enthusiast, as opposed to a former Nazi.

The Question IRL fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Feb 20, 2018

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Let me also point out that Mary Jane is apparently the only one who knows how to drive a boat so Peter and Bruce's plan was like "go to swamp -> ???? -> In some funny way..."

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





ImpAtom posted:

Let me also point out that Mary Jane is apparently the only one who knows how to drive a boat so Peter and Bruce's plan was like "go to swamp -> ???? -> In some funny way..."

Clearly Peter was going to bound through the swamp again, cradling a dreamy hunk of man-flesh in his arms again.

Best. Day. Ever.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

ImpAtom posted:

Let me also point out that Mary Jane is apparently the only one who knows how to drive a boat so Peter and Bruce's plan was like "go to swamp -> ???? -> In some funny way..."

Bruce forgot about that time he drove the boat earlier in the story.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


If anyone is like me and forgot why JJJ was also in Miami, I did a little digging and found the one that mentions it. It was back in early November. Where has the time gone?

http://comicskingdom.com/amazing-spider-man/2017-11-05

e: It's also mentioned in the comic after this one.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Push El Burrito posted:

Bruce forgot about that time he drove the boat earlier in the story.

He’s still suffering the effects of the Spidey blood transfusion. He might not even be able to drive an RC car correctly, let alone a boat

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

graham cracker posted:

If anyone is like me and forgot why JJJ was also in Miami, I did a little digging and found the one that mentions it. It was back in early November. Where has the time gone?

http://comicskingdom.com/amazing-spider-man/2017-11-05

e: It's also mentioned in the comic after this one.

well

Why is jjj in the swamp? also SPLAT

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

head58 posted:

“In my modeling days, I learned to handle a boat like this.”

”IN MY MODELING DAYS, I LEARNED TO HANDLE A BOAT LIKE THIS!”

MJ proceeds to put on a bikini, and lie across the front bit* holding a sign.


*I don't know boat words.

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