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Bottled Blonde sucks, so you're probably better off.
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It would be easier if they said, "only boring white people in button downs and chinos allowed!"
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Feb 22, 2018 03:29
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That's pretty much a "this bar sucks" warning poster.
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Feb 22, 2018 03:30
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Yea if you got paragraphs of rules it's gonna be garbage
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Feb 22, 2018 03:33
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Feb 22, 2018 03:37
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I understand the teeth but why are they soaking in piss
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Feb 22, 2018 03:39
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Blue Train posted:I understand the teeth but why are they soaking in piss Keeps em fresh.
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Feb 22, 2018 03:40
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Blue Train posted:I understand the teeth but why are they soaking in piss  How the hell are you gonna make piss teeth with out piss?
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Feb 22, 2018 03:59
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Wasn't sure whether to put there here or in the dA thread. 
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Feb 22, 2018 04:06
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Obligatory:
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Feb 22, 2018 04:07
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My parents had a small statue decor type thing of this. This lovely policy reminded me of it. 
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Feb 22, 2018 04:26
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No quilted vests, drat. Trying to keep out the Asians too.
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Feb 22, 2018 04:46
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 Fine, I didn't want to go to your stupid bar anyway. 
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Feb 22, 2018 05:57
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The weird part is "Chucks and Vans are allowed".
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Feb 22, 2018 06:15
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Flyball posted:The weird part is "Chucks and Vans are allowed". It makes sense with the rest of the rules, those are pretty strongly considered white people shoes.
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the best one is the rule where you are not allowed to come back with appropriate clothes if they turn you away. because they are not actually turning you away because of your clothes, but because you are "not the right sort of person"
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Feb 22, 2018 06:25
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 Strangers with Candy reboot getting grim in this timeline
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:It makes sense with the rest of the rules, those are pretty strongly considered white people shoes. It does makes sense for sure, that's obvious. No brown people, no matter what they are wearing. But some of the restrictions are still weird. No flannel, for instance. I (white) wouldn't be able to go in there (I wouldn't, because it sounds like a garbage place) in my normal casual footwear, which is athletic shoes. I don't own Vans because I'd look like a loving idiot wearing skater kid shoes at my age. They allow tank tops and some types of shorts, even though the rules are allegedly for keeping the place 'classy'. Tank tops aren't classy at any time of day. All in all it just looks like a poo poo place anyway. Albeit one that wouldn't allow Guy Fieri in the door. Rutibex posted:the best one is the rule where you are not allowed to come back with appropriate clothes if they turn you away. because they are not actually turning you away because of your clothes, but because you are "not the right sort of person" That one really is the best.
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Flyball posted:Albeit one that wouldn't allow Guy Fieri in the door. A place that wouldn't permit the Mayor of Flavortown is not a place I wish to be.
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OldAlias posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBi-KXc0CRk
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That's a good triple entendre.
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idgi, whats the joke behind the bear video and the blonde with the camcorder?
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Feb 22, 2018 09:30
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Joke's on them, little do they know I always wear my Chapeau Claque on backwards. Anyway  Blblarghblblblbboogaboogabooga curse.
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I know its a trite cliche (that I think is / was a bannable offence?!) but seeing this literally, honest to goodness, made me spit out my coffee all over my keyboard in laughter. If further to the horrible mess I also get banned, I'm going to have to change my position on 'most cursed image' in this thread. gently caress, scrolling down while typing this to have another look and I gave another involuntary guffaw, it really is a visceral reaction! Weird given how tame this is compared to a whole lot of other stuff? I wonder what it is!
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Yolomon Wayne posted:idgi, whats the joke behind the bear video and the blonde with the camcorder? There was a funny youtube where a lady yelled at a bear as it was chewing on her kayak, and there was an unfunny movie where they listened to a recording of a crazy man get eaten by bears. Funny gets added to unfunny and there we are
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Yolomon Wayne posted:idgi, whats the joke behind the bear video and the blonde with the camcorder? The bear ate her kayak 
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if someone wore that costume for halloween i would assume they were a lazy emma frost, not a sexy snowman
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Karate Bastard posted:Joke's on them, little do they know I always wear my Chapeau Claque on backwards. As an aside, I've walked into the Chicago Bottled Blonde in untied combat boots, jeans, a kind of trashy black button down shirt, and a black leather jacket with a hoodie underneath. Why yes I am white, why do you ask? The dress code thing is only when it turns into a kind of dance club later at night from what the waitress told us. From what she said it's mainly used as an excuse to keep people that are already too drunk out.
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Feb 22, 2018 14:33
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My friend worked in Budapest for a few years and warned us about the toilets. So weird.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:My friend worked in Budapest for a few years and warned us about the toilets. So weird. 
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Feb 22, 2018 14:43
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It’s fascinating how many curses adding google eyes to will reverse-curse them into blessings
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Quantum of Phallus posted:My friend worked in Budapest for a few years and warned us about the toilets. So weird. ah, the magyar poo poo shelf
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For ease of poo poo inspection. Gotta make sure you're getting enough fiber.
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Volcott posted:For ease of poo poo inspection. Gotta make sure you're getting enough fiber. Obviously, but wheres the shitprod to poke around for inspection? Must be just out of the frame.
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