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SolidSnakesBandana posted:I would like to poo poo on everyone's fun to remind everyone of this critical piece of D.Va Lore: She is not a Starcraft champion. Source a later official post said she did in fact play starcraft (among other games), but her top game of choice was a mech combat shooter similar to her real world combat style.
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From the Crusader Kings 2 thread: https://kotaku.com/adding-dick-sizes-to-historical-strategy-game-introduce-1823394376
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Arcsquad12 posted:Wait a second, Breen negotiated the truce that ended the Seven Hour War, not the president. He was probably killed in the first thirty seconds. I was wondering where Neil Breen would fit into this game
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New Concept Hole posted:I was wondering where Neil Breen would fit into this game You know Neil Breen would be the one to do it. He's the best, after all.
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Mar 1, 2018 02:36
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Double Down is actually a prequel to Half Life 1.
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So that's where the core sample came from.
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I hope he decides that Winston isn't actually a gorilla, he's just extremely hirsute.
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Arcsquad12 posted:So that's where the core sample came from. How could you have done this? Gordon! I can't believe you caused a resonance cascade. I cannot believe you caused a resonance cascade. How could you have done this? How could you have caused a resonance cascade? I can't pull you out of this. With all that we've been through, I can't pull you out of this one.
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Oh no, not in Black Mesa, no. It's an Aperture Science expression!
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The Cheshire Cat posted:From the Crusader Kings 2 thread: ...you know, if instead of automatically knowing someone's dick size, you had to perform an Intrigue action to find out, I could actually see that as part of a regular CK2 game.
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A sufficiently mad ruler could probably just order courtiers disrobed.
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My spymaster is hard at work clandestinely cataloging all the penises in my demesne. Now it's only a matter of time until Spain is reconquested
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Is there an option to castrate everyone? Because that would equalize penis sizes...
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Goredema posted:Is there an option to castrate everyone? Because that would equalize penis sizes... Castration is already a game feature. It won't make you very popular, though.
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Goredema posted:Is there an option to castrate everyone? The Byzantines are certainly hoping so! 
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Oh no, not in Black Mesa, no. It's an Aperture Science expression! God dammit. 
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https://twitter.com/HDoomguy/status/968884135459778560?s=19 God bless you, Doom pervert.
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Mordja posted:https://twitter.com/HDoomguy/status/968884135459778560?s=19 Wow, good for him. Nice to see that not just complete tools can profit out of modding.
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"I speak Japanese only" is still a sign of quality modding. https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/30162
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Goredema posted:Is there an option to castrate everyone? Because that would equalize penis sizes... No joke, that was an issue in earlier versions of the game. Apparently large Greek/Byzantine empires would bog the game down with everybody in the realm trying to evaluate whether they could castrate everybody else.
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The Cheshire Cat posted:From the Crusader Kings 2 thread: The average penis size is 6-7 inches? This is very unsettling.
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darthbob88 posted:No joke, that was an issue in earlier versions of the game. Apparently large Greek/Byzantine empires would bog the game down with everybody in the realm trying to evaluate whether they could castrate everybody else. The more I learn about this game, the more it baffles me.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:The more I learn about this game, the more it baffles me. The thing about CK2 is it generally makes sense in context but sounds insane if you've never played it.
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The thing about CK2 is that it's waaaay too historically accurate.
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Cup Runneth Over posted:The thing about CK2 is that it's waaaay too historically accurate. The divine blood mechanic for Zoroastrians would fit right in with this thread.
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How's it hanging, guys?
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Byzantine posted:How's it hanging, guys? Several inches too short, apparently.
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Tran posted:The divine blood mechanic for Zoroastrians would fit right in with this thread. Note that Zoroastrians do not in fact have a lower chance to get the inbred trait, regardless of what the game tries to make you think.
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New Concept Hole posted:I was wondering where Neil Breen would fit into this game You get to the Breen's office at the top of the Citadel, and it's just littered with various old laptop computers.
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Max Wilco posted:You get to the Breen's office at the top of the Citadel, and it's just littered with various old laptop computers. Also cans of tuna.
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HenryEx posted:Several inches too short, apparently. -6 opinion The Cheshire Cat posted:The thing about CK2 is it generally makes sense in context but sounds insane if you've never played it. Basically this. CK2 allows for a wide variety of actions with very little moralizing with regards to the consequences, which is why the reason the CK2 thread had (or maybe still has, I haven't checked in a while) the title "I accidentally ate my pregnant wife".
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CommissarMega posted:Basically this. CK2 allows for a wide variety of actions with very little moralizing with regards to the consequences, which is why the reason the CK2 thread had (or maybe still has, I haven't checked in a while) the title "I accidentally ate my pregnant wife". Had. Now it's "When all else fails, I put my faith in Satan". E: In reference to some of the best ways to eliminate an inferior heir from succession, including sacrificing them to Dark Powers. darthbob88 fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Mar 2, 2018 |
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Mordja posted:https://twitter.com/HDoomguy/status/968884135459778560?s=19 It's a reboot of Bombshell but actually fun.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcAwzusZUrQ
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CommissarMega posted:-6 opinion I am reasonably sure that this was the context: There was a plague on. They were locked up in their castle. Wife was caught stealing and eating food because she had the gluttonous trait. If you have certain traits, you can eat whoever is doing this. This person was just automatically doing that and didn't realize it was their pregnant wife until she was already eaten.
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Midnight Voyager posted:I am reasonably sure that this was the context: There was a plague on. They were locked up in their castle. Wife was caught stealing and eating food because she had the gluttonous trait. If you have certain traits, you can eat whoever is doing this. This person was just automatically doing that and didn't realize it was their pregnant wife until she was already eaten. TaurusTorus posted:I accidentally ate my pregnant wife because I got her confused with my sister. Does Hallmark make a card for that?
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Midnight Voyager posted:I am reasonably sure that this was the context: There was a plague on. They were locked up in their castle. Wife was caught stealing and eating food because she had the gluttonous trait. If you have certain traits, you can eat whoever is doing this. This person was just automatically doing that and didn't realize it was their pregnant wife until she was already eaten. I'm reasonably sure you can always do it but you get Cannibal for it. Gluttons are generally the ones that are caught stuffing their fat faces with more than their ration. Eating them whenever that happens gives you extra food which lets you stay locked in longer. If it's somebody you don't like that's just bonus. Given that Crusader Kings II is apparently a moral abhorrence simulator that can be pretty handy because if you're a cannibal and/or lunatic you can eat annoying vassals/courtiers/lovely heirs in certain situations.
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marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:It's a reboot of Bombshell but actually fun. That name is pretty good at least.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I'm reasonably sure you can always do it but you get Cannibal for it. Gluttons are generally the ones that are caught stuffing their fat faces with more than their ration. Eating them whenever that happens gives you extra food which lets you stay locked in longer. If it's somebody you don't like that's just bonus. I think it requires certain traits... or at least perhaps certain traits lock it out. I have been not allowed the option before.
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Crosspost from the Resident Evil megathread:Floodkiller posted:If any of you are into randomizers, one of my friends released an alpha version of one today for REmake HD Remaster on PC. Currently you can only play as Chris on Normal to have it function, but he's planning to get the other difficulties and Jill playable in the future.
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marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:It's a reboot of Bombshell but actually fun.  HMMMMM 
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