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END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Bored posted:

Did he just snap a picture of a spider date? The legs on the left belong to a smaller spider, so I'm guessing it's a boy.

Look at this guy who doesn’t know his left from right

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BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Tiny Lowtax posted:

Look at this guy who doesn’t know his left from right

lmao look at this guy who doesn't know Australian directions

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

The MSJ posted:

Watching Veep is unhealthy for me since it puts me in the mindset to romance a terrible political woman. By the way, is Hope Hicks single?

I've only seen like two episodes of Veep, but holy poo poo does she look great for a woman pushing 60.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Bored posted:

Did he just snap a picture of a spider date? The legs on the left right belong to a smaller spider, so I'm guessing it's a boy.

Do you not know left from right?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Yeah, but her hair got better as the seasons wore on.

Someone to do with the show commented on this in an interview and it was basically "yeah we had to make her look less Jewish" so

Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012


Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Do you stick your penis in this?

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

We Know Catheters posted:

Do you stick your penis in this?

There's only one way to find out.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

What, no. It says right on there you stick your butt in it. Where else are you gonna poo poo?

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


We Know Catheters posted:

Do you not know left from right?

No, no, they're in the Southern Hemisphere. It's reversed.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/tea_vea/status/969622359744360449

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Garrand posted:

What, no. It says right on there you stick your butt in it. Where else are you gonna poo poo?

Trig Discipline, you stay right there young man

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Jerry Cotton posted:

Someone to do with the show commented on this in an interview and it was basically "yeah we had to make her look less Jewish" so

Lol, really? I think her father or grandfather was Jewish, but that doesn't count. I guess the genetics don't care, though.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Look at this guy who doesn’t know his left from right

I, uh, meant stage left...

BrianBoitano posted:

lmao look at this guy who doesn't know Australian directions

No. This! I meant this!

captainblastum
Dec 1, 2004


Well that's a bummer, I was just trying to not derail things. My bad :(

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

you know, i was trying to think of the reasons someone might be turned on by this, and i gotta say, "pollution fetishist" was definitely not my first thought

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

If you're a masochistic pollution fetishist would that make Captain Planet like your ultimate dom?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Sexy, sexy wonderbread.



Note the tender crust, the pure, snowy-white color of Wonder Bread. Then--rub your fingers over a slice. Note how smooth, slightly moist it is. No holes or other imperfections. Then--compare with any other bread.

Hold a slice of Wonder Bread close to your nose. And note that appetizing "wheaty" fragrance . . . so fresh and clean. Your nose, too, can tell you the remarkable difference between Wonder Bread and any other kind.

Then taste a bite of Wonder Bread slowly. Let it linger in your mouth . . . so that you get all its delicious full-flavored goodness. Compare the slo-baked flavor the Wonder Bakers have spent a fortune to bring you.















Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

trapped mouse posted:

you know, i was trying to think of the reasons someone might be turned on by this, and i gotta say, "pollution fetishist" was definitely not my first thought

Balme Don Bluth for Tim Curry in Ferngully

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Facebook Aunt posted:

Sexy, sexy wonderbread.



Note the tender crust, the pure, snowy-white color of Wonder Bread. Then--rub your fingers over a slice. Note how smooth, slightly moist it is. No holes or other imperfections. Then--compare with any other bread.

Hold a slice of Wonder Bread close to your nose. And note that appetizing "wheaty" fragrance . . . so fresh and clean. Your nose, too, can tell you the remarkable difference between Wonder Bread and any other kind.

Then taste a bite of Wonder Bread slowly. Let it linger in your mouth . . . so that you get all its delicious full-flavored goodness. Compare the slo-baked flavor the Wonder Bakers have spent a fortune to bring you.

















"Trap, trap, trap"... from one fetish to another, I tells ya

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


My mom bought me this bread and I don't know where the gently caress from

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Scathach posted:

My mom bought me this bread and I don't know where the gently caress from



From the bread dude, obviously.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


White...bread dude. Tell me that bread isn't a little questionable.

Her boyfriend answered, "The discount bread store" like that's just a thing.

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





Facebook Aunt posted:

Sexy, sexy wonderbread.



Note the tender crust, the pure, snowy-white color of Wonder Bread. Then--rub your fingers over a slice. Note how smooth, slightly moist it is. No holes or other imperfections. Then--compare with any other bread.

Hold a slice of Wonder Bread close to your nose. And note that appetizing "wheaty" fragrance . . . so fresh and clean. Your nose, too, can tell you the remarkable difference between Wonder Bread and any other kind.

Then taste a bite of Wonder Bread slowly. Let it linger in your mouth . . . so that you get all its delicious full-flavored goodness. Compare the slo-baked flavor the Wonder Bakers have spent a fortune to bring you.

















welp guess i have a new fetish

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Scathach posted:

White...bread dude. Tell me that bread isn't a little questionable.

Her boyfriend answered, "The discount bread store" like that's just a thing.

It is 😉

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Heaps of Sheeps posted:

welp guess i have a new fetish

Hmm...

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Scathach posted:

White...bread dude. Tell me that bread isn't a little questionable.

Her boyfriend answered, "The discount bread store" like that's just a thing.

uh yeah they are

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Heaps of Sheeps posted:

welp guess i have a new fetish

Don't be ashamed, it's pretty whitebread.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




The Bloop posted:

Don't be ashamed, it's pretty whitebread.

Let it linger in your mouth.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Would is innocent! :argh:

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Scathach posted:

My mom bought me this bread and I don't know where the gently caress from



Bread Dude needs to be saying "Gluten Is Rad!".

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

Scathach posted:

White...bread dude. Tell me that bread isn't a little questionable.

Her boyfriend answered, "The discount bread store" like that's just a thing.

There are two discount bread stores within 10 miles of my house.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Weird. I've only ever heard of one but I'm newish to the northwest and the southwest just wouldn't put up with hippie poo poo like that.

May have to go find more discount bread.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Scathach posted:

Weird. I've only ever heard of one but I'm newish to the northwest and the southwest just wouldn't put up with hippie poo poo like that.

May have to go find more discount bread.

I grew up in the southwest and we have them here.

E: if you are from the southwest you should know about bimbo bakeries. That's a discount bread company.

RFC2324 has a new favorite as of 07:54 on Mar 4, 2018

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Lol, really? I think her father or grandfather was Jewish, but that doesn't count. I guess the genetics don't care, though.

It's funny because in show she's explicitly not Jewish, but she definitely looked it. She's got shiksha appeal.

I completely blame Elaine for my taste in women.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Seinfeld was never good

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Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
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