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adding to the bread derail https://twitter.com/munchies/status/970335591626936320
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nerdz posted:adding to the bread derail https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/970400530068537344
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Mar 4, 2018 22:57
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nerdz posted:adding to the bread derail 
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I've read enough NYC centered white people journalism to have serious doubts whether it's a troll or not. The writer is even dumb in a very specific way,thinking that because people copied the bullshit interior design in most brooklyn joints it also means that they're copying the BBQ style As someone on twitter put it in a better way, this article is basically NYC reporters https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/819968028909637632
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Mar 4, 2018 23:07
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Guy Goodbody posted:Yeah, I live quite near the center of Houston, and the bakeries I know of are just sweet shops. If there are any regular bread bakeries, I'd probably have to drive past at least a Fiesta, Target, and Kroger to get to them.
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Mar 4, 2018 23:08
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Spend 15 minutes, using 25 cents of raw materials, and make the dough the night before. Let rise all night. Next morning, spend 15 minutes folding the dough 3 times. Place in dutch oven. Cover with lid, and bake in oven for 30 minutes at 450F. Remove lid. Bake additional 15 minutes for thick crust. Done. Looks like this: God you guys... 
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Mar 4, 2018 23:09
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bloom posted:You've got to appreciate the classics That was me! 
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Mar 4, 2018 23:15
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I'd eat that
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Mar 4, 2018 23:16
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This is why immigration is a good thing. I'm originally from the San Joaquin Valley in California and I know of at least 5 bakeries within driving distance of my childhood home, none of which are bougie, all of which are Mexican. They're good, cheap, and there's one about a block and a half from my parents house that bought the neighboring shops in the strip mall so they could branch out and now in addition to the bakery they've also got a butcher shop and a taqueria.
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Mar 4, 2018 23:32
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Guy Goodbody posted:I walk into a bakery, ask for a loaf of whole wheat, sliced. They say they only have cookies, cakes, cupcakes, etc. 
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Mar 4, 2018 23:32
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100 + post derail on bread?
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Mar 4, 2018 23:55
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:God you guys... Or learn to make beer bread, it's like this but with a bowl of flour 
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Mar 4, 2018 23:58
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I'd eat that That's the worst BBQ I've ever seen.
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Mar 4, 2018 23:59
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pull up thread ... pull up  
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Mar 5, 2018 00:23
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The General posted:I worked in a bakery for 7 or 8 years. I don't see the appeal. Was it one of those bakeries where all the employees are hot guys? That seems to be an important part of the bakery romance story 
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Mar 5, 2018 00:30
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null_pointer posted:pull up thread ... pull up Usually it's pretty obvious what they were going for, in this case I have no idea.
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Mar 5, 2018 00:35
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I think the goal was 'Let's have our sign be able to be vandalized by bored 13 year olds'.
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Mar 5, 2018 00:38
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om nom nom posted:Usually it's pretty obvious what they were going for, in this case I have no idea. I think they wanted ten bucks.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Sexy, sexy wonderbread. I love how these all use three slices, to encourage you to use as much bread as possible. It's almost as bad as a toothpaste commercial.
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Mar 5, 2018 01:18
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Seedge posted:I think they wanted ten bucks. No way, that price is just to lure in the customers. They know that nobody will be satisfied with just 2 anal dong pokes.
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Mar 5, 2018 01:19
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Is bread even a thing in America? Wonderbread is basically the world's shittiest sponge cake, and I don't even want to know what goes into discount bread.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Spend 15 minutes, using 25 cents of raw materials, and make the dough the night before. Let rise all night. Next morning, spend 15 minutes folding the dough 3 times. Place in dutch oven. Cover with lid, and bake in oven for 30 minutes at 450F. Remove lid. Bake additional 15 minutes for thick crust. Done. Looks like this: Why would you put your dough under your bedcovers and fart on it?
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Mar 5, 2018 01:23
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RFC2324 posted:Why would you put your dough under your bedcovers and fart on it? That’s how bread rises, smart guy
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Mar 5, 2018 01:25
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My dumb cousin once vandalized a sign that said "Bolton Tennis Open" to "One Bolton Penis", then stood next to it, waving. It was funny when I was 12.
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Mar 5, 2018 01:38
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nerdz posted:I've read enough NYC centered white people journalism to have serious doubts whether it's a troll or not. The writer is even dumb in a very specific way,thinking that because people copied the bullshit interior design in most brooklyn joints it also means that they're copying the BBQ style
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Mar 5, 2018 01:40
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Is bread even a thing in America? Wonderbread is basically the world's shittiest sponge cake, and I don't even want to know what goes into discount bread. People bake bread and use/consume bread as well as bread like products if that’s what you’re asking. I hope this has answered your question
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Is bread even a thing in America? Wonderbread is basically the world's shittiest sponge cake, and I don't even want to know what goes into discount bread.
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Bread is not necessarily important when making a sandwich.
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FactsAreUseless posted:It's not. A "sandwich" in the U.S. is two tortillas with a pita in between. America is 100 percent about unleavened bread. I'm eating imitation crab salad on matzo right now. However, almost nobody bakes their own bread, and there are only a handful of bakeries in Maine and California. Most Americans have a pathological fear of baking, because the ovens remind us of the darkest moment in our history: Boston's great molasses flood. It's kinda hosed up that like 20 people died and hundreds lost their homes because of a big corporation's carelessness, but because the way it happened was so strange it's only brought up nowadays as a joke.
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Guy Goodbody posted:It's kinda hosed up that like 20 people died and hundreds lost their homes because of a big corporation's carelessness, but because the way it happened was so strange it's only brought up nowadays as a joke. I remind you about the London beer flood. poo poo happens in pursuit of greatness. Price you pay.
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Tony Snark posted:Or learn to make beer bread Beer is technically alcoholic liquid bread. If we can reverse-engineer it - we can make alcoholic normal bread
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Android Apocalypse posted:Bread is not necessarily important when making a sandwich. It is pronounced, "hotdog sandwich."
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For quite some time beer was the only alcohol that could legally be sold outside special liquor stores in Russia because it was classified not as an alcoholic beverage but as food. They changed it in 2011 because people were drinking too much beer
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FreudianSlippers posted:For quite some time beer was the only alcohol that could legally be sold outside special liquor stores in Russia because it was classified not as an alcoholic beverage but as food. [citation needed] No really, I want to be able to share this info with people who won't believe my word
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"Twice the loaf for half the dough" "Lots of bread for not much bread" Yeah, I'm a few pages behind but I'm going to guess we're all still talking about cheap bread stores? E: oh holy gently caress, I posted this before I knew you dumb bastards were gonna argue about it for two pages, forget it, forget I said anything, jesus. BallerBallerDillz has a new favorite as of 06:39 on Mar 5, 2018 |
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96 Port Hub posted:"Twice the loaf for half the dough" Yeah, but it's funny because he's the breadsident. 
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