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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Push El Burrito posted:

Bayley becomes leader of Absolution and it's like when Homer takes over the Stonecutters.

Bayley takes over and they become ABSolution where all the members have killer abs.

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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Just because we like the dude (I like him too) doesn't mean literally all the casuals aren't going "who?". and I was under the impression the HOF was supposed to kinda drum up business, hence why we have folks like Trump in it.

I mean they do "who the gently caress is that guy" entries every year specifically to recognize people that don't earn them money anymore but did and there's only so many that aren't dead or hosed up in public

which leads me to wonder what strings jarrett pulled

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Edge & Christian posted:

did they ever do a heel turn where he became a snooty blue blood Hillwilliam James?

Hillbilly Hearst Helmsley

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Jerusalem posted:

Those countries no longer exist, and if you're smart you won't ask too many questions :tinfoil:

We've dug too deeply, and unleashed things what should not be.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Baron Corbin posted:

hillbilly jim is a beloved figure in most cultures across the world

In Germany they call him Der Hügelmann and he shows up every October to usher in the new season of Das Supertalent.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

Bayley takes over and they become ABSolution where all the members have killer abs.

Dave Meltzer can't be an honorary member of the Bullet Club AND ABSolution, can he?

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
I assume Uncle Elmer's family is still mad at him for waiting so long to run in on his wedding.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

which leads me to wonder what strings jarrett pulled

All of them, that's how guitars work dummy.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Aphrodite posted:

All of them, that's how guitars work dummy.

is that what makes the sparkler go off

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Just because we like the dude (I like him too) doesn't mean literally all the casuals aren't going "who?". and I was under the impression the HOF was supposed to kinda drum up business, hence why we have folks like Trump in it.

Hillbilly Jim was one of the most popular guys back in the peak 80s days of wrestling. Like how they showed him in the Rock N Wrestling cartoon. I'm pretty sure that most casual fans who were alive back then would know who he is.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
They would induct the Godwins but by law they have to include Seth's ex girlfriend.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



So are they ever going to acknowledge Paige's career being over? Are they still waiting things out before having her give the Daniel Bryan speech or are they just going to have her come out in ring gear every week and not mention that she hasn't wrestled in months.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Who told Mandy to use the V-trigger?? Murphy? Malenko? Someone must've hipped her to it, right?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Dacap posted:

So are they ever going to acknowledge Paige's career being over? Are they still waiting things out before having her give the Daniel Bryan speech or are they just going to have her come out in ring gear every week and not mention that she hasn't wrestled in months.

She has pants now, that's the official sign of retirement in the women's division.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

bartok posted:

They got the big marquee name so why shouldn't a spot or two go to the Hillbilly Jims of the world?

hell I can't remember poo poo. who's the big name? I wasn't looking at the graphic

bartok
May 10, 2006



Fluffy Bunnies posted:

hell I can't remember poo poo. who's the big name? I wasn't looking at the graphic

Goldberg

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God the cuts, the cuts :gonk:

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Why are the camera cuts giving me a seizure?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
How much do you think Cole spits every time he says a word that starts with P?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Push El Burrito posted:

They would induct the Godwins but by law they have to include Seth's ex girlfriend.

:golfclap:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol Corey

"she's gonna join the beatdown!"

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Who could possibly lose to an Absolution + Nia Jax faction

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
play exactly 2.5 seconds of bayley theme before beatdown

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Like I'm sick and my head is congested and I have a slight fever and RAW just made me nearly pass out somehow.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
so tsundere

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Push El Burrito posted:

They would induct the Godwins but by law they have to include Seth's ex girlfriend.

:lol:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

oh my god we're almost 2 hours in and nothing has happened

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Intruder posted:

oh my god we're almost 2 hours in and nothing has happened

Stephanie took a bump, that's Wrestlemania worthy moment.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Intruder posted:

oh my god we're almost 2 hours in and nothing has happened

Nia Jax lost and cried.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

STAC Goat posted:

Like I'm sick and my head is congested and I have a slight fever and RAW just made me nearly pass out somehow.

sounds like raw to me

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I wish Coach got to announce womens history month

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
oh my god look at that mummy

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



the escape goat posted:

let’s all post our Big Dogs





he is not very big, but he is a goshdang Good Boy

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

this is a thing?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
"Where's WHITE MENS HISTORY MONTH"
—Redditors, probably

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

Women’s history month, no wonder they gave us two matches

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Professor Funk posted:

I wish Coach got to announce womens history month

I literally had no idea that chicks had a history month too

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

fart blood posted:

"Where's WHITE MENS HISTORY MONTH"
—Redditors, probably

I mean at this point if literally everybody is gonna get one we may as well I guess

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
My favorite thing about this Shriver piece is you KNOW Vince has, for whatever reason, called her a c*nt before.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Abroham Lincoln posted:



he is not very big, but he is a goshdang Good Boy

Can you please let him know that a stranger on the internet loves him very much :)

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