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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

It’s an okay poster whose title is a bit hard to read. I’m psyched for the movie but not really seeing the fascination with the poster

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Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Steve Yun posted:

“Most diabolical murder weapon ever”

(Picture of a spike)

The poster is asking the same question you are.

Watch it and find out :)

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 11:01 on Mar 6, 2018

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Boy I watched it in VHS

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

The producers deserve kudos for being brave and not calling this Gnomeo & Juliet 2: and going for the better title.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I'm not sure how much weight the Gnomeo and Juliet brand carries.

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great






FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Third film is gonna be a western called Gnome On the Range.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
You'll have a whale of a time watching Gnomey Dick.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


FreudianSlippers posted:

Third film is gonna be a western called Gnome On the Range.

Last of the Gnohicans

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

Mister Chief posted:



Another Kingsman?

Based on the description, the movie basically sounds like Hook except with Winnie the Pooh.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
I wonder what percentage of Hollywood film productions begin with someone thinking up a cute pun, then coming up with a premise from there. Probably more than we think.

Parachute
May 18, 2003

feedmyleg posted:

I wonder what percentage of Hollywood film productions begin with someone thinking up a cute pun, then coming up with a premise from there. Probably more than we think.

it's like the Full Moon tactic but with puns instead of making a movie based on a poster or creature design

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Parachute posted:

it's like the Full Moon tactic but with puns instead of making a movie based on a poster or creature design

I wish more folks conceived of new movies by looking at rad old posters. The Land That Time Forgot is a pretty "eh" movie, but I'll be damned if it doesn't have a terrific poster:



Where's THAT movie?

feedmyleg fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Mar 6, 2018

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Sirotan posted:

Last of the Gnohicans

I Gnome What You Did Last Summer

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

feedmyleg posted:

I wonder what percentage of Hollywood film productions begin with someone thinking up a cute pun, then coming up with a premise from there. Probably more than we think.

Sometimes it feels like the script is written based off the title, but then Hollywood fucks it up by changing it.

*cough*Rough Night*cough*

Yodzilla posted:

I Gnome What You Did Last Summer

Call Me By Your Gnome

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Larryb posted:

Based on the description, the movie basically sounds like Hook except with Winnie the Pooh.

Looks like someone is trying to get in on that sweet Paddington money.

I just think it's nice that they're tricking confused parents into buying this terrible movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsAlKzokl-8

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://twitter.com/slashfilm/status/971056818112917505

Ugh

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


Those all look like bad fan art. So, you know, fitting.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I lust for death

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

just waiting for the inevitable gif of the Iron Giant in a "cool" fight

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

oh my god gently caress the gently caress off with all of that loving poo poo goddamnit

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

“Sorry for the low quality of the images” yeah you ain’t kiddin pal!!!!!!

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Remember when people were defending the film on the grounds that there was no way the references would be as insufferable in visual form as they are in written word? Well ahahaha

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Ready Player One is a book that is all about 80s pop culture except for the noticeable lack of rap or even Michael Jackson. Gee, I wonder why.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
i love the dweeby self-insert anime boy & his sad look in the rambo poster...the movie shall be epic

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
me, seeing Gamemaster Anthony's life brought to the silver screen by master director Steven Spielberg -- this is bad somehow

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

These are works of art.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

The Iron Giant looks loving depressed.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Doctor Bishop posted:

The Iron Giant looks loving depressed.

Can you blame him?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Edit: Wrong thread, Awful app!

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

hi i hate this

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

zenintrude posted:

Can you blame him?

Nope.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

feedmyleg posted:

I wonder what percentage of Hollywood film productions begin with someone thinking up a cute pun, then coming up with a premise from there. Probably more than we think.

About 50% of American International pictures did exactly that.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Jedit posted:

About 50% of American International pictures did exactly that.



Hell yeah. Not dissimilar to Silver Age comic covers.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
The Iron Giant really feels out of place since the rest of Ready Player One's bullshit is 80s nostalgia, and basically highlights how creatively bankrupt and poorly thought-through the whole thing is.

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007



If you trimmed out the stuff above the pic this would make a good weird horror poster

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/971171962696425473

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Why couldn't Ready Player One did a poster in this style.

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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Schwarzwald posted:

These are works of fart.

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