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Fart City posted:I'm going to reiterate what I said a couple dozen pages back: just lmao at taking Tucker Carlson seriously when his face is permanently contorted into the look you give when you open up a container of expired yogurt.
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Len posted:Open palm slam will never stop being funny but this is the first time it made me feel bad for laughing
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yup! I haven't been following his thread recently because it feels like watching reruns. Does it? Is Zaurg loving up, again? The last I checked, it looked like he had become BFC’s most unlikely success story.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Does it? Is Zaurg loving up, again? The last I checked, it looked like he had become BFC’s most unlikely success story. Oh, the new thread is a real treat. Highly recommended.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Does it? Is Zaurg loving up, again? The last I checked, it looked like he had become BFC’s most unlikely success story.
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Oh man, now I need to find that E/N comic of Zaurg's wife flipping him off with her super-expensive manicured nails...
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Has SA had a nice long slow meltdown since BlueStory? Nothing kills a Friday night better than reading through 4,000 posts of goons banding together to scream at one incredibly oblivious person.
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Has SA had a nice long slow meltdown since BlueStory? Nothing kills a Friday night better than reading through 4,000 posts of goons banding together to scream at one incredibly oblivious person. That guy who was redoing his bathroom based on weird ideas about what women want and sawed through the joists to install a hot tub on the second floor? That's a good'un
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purple death ray posted:That guy who was redoing his bathroom based on weird ideas about what women want and sawed through the joists to install a hot tub on the second floor? That's a good'un that was good but he eventually listened and called an engineer. then it turned into him being a raging sexist piece of poo poo without the funny "im loving up my house" backdrop.
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It was a wild ride since he blamed his imagined preferences of hypothetical women for him loving up joists.
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*inproperly installs toilet* aaaaaaa Norwegians and their many poo demands!!!! 
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That thread was amazing.  your joists
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People are rarely punished for their bigotry. Someone destroying their own house out of sexism is just the feel-good story the world needs right now.
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purple death ray posted:That guy who was redoing his bathroom based on weird ideas about what women want and sawed through the joists to install a hot tub on the second floor? That's a good'un Blue Story was the lady who wouldn't take diet advice, hoarded toys with her partner, and ended up with gestational diabetes while pregnant, right? Like she'd complain about having no money but she and her partner would eat out all the time and had an entire room dedicated to Star Wars merch. BOOTY-ADE has a new favorite as of 22:56 on Mar 9, 2018 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Blue Story was the lady who wouldn't take diet advice, hoarded toys with her partner, and ended up with gestational diabetes while pregnant, right? Like she's complain about having no money but she and her partner would eat out all the time and had an entire room dedicated to Star Wars merch. Yeah, her idea of packing a lunch for work was to spend $10 to fill up a container of greens at the Panera salad bar, buy bread from Panera, and then deli meat from the grocery store. It was like $20 for her to make 4 sandwiches and she complained about how expensive it is to cook for yourself. Also, her husband is "allergic" to all vegetables, which is the reason why her lazyass husband couldn't help with any cooking (or eat the vegetables, of course). Her idea for having him help would be that she cuts everything up, holds up the cutting board, and he could help by pushing them into a pan. Like when a toddler is "helping" in the kitchen.
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She also refused to stop eating cold cuts while pregnant despite literally everyone telling her not to
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purple death ray posted:She also refused to stop eating cold cuts while pregnant despite literally everyone telling her not to On the bright side, that's one of the things that you know you either got away with, or didn't. No staying up at night worrying if you knocked 10 iq points off little daenerys
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It was literally the dril candle tweet but about Star Wars merchandise.
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tactlessbastard posted:On the bright side, that's one of the things that you know you either got away with, or didn't. No staying up at night worrying if you knocked 10 iq points off little padme There you go. There were some really good shops of star wars movies with vegetables edited in too, anybody have those?
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purple death ray posted:There you go. I made this for that thread, to show that mid-range smartphones (as opposed to the $500 one she wanted) take perfectly good pictures, I think it ended up being her av after a while. 
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To be honest that picture doesn't seem like it supported your point very well.
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Can I get a link to the thread? I need to feel better about my life choices.
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Aphrodite posted:To be honest that picture doesn't seem like it supported your point very well. Looking back, yeah, you're right, but I think it was a decent camera for the time
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I think the worst part was this woman was spending money on star wars over her baby under the logic of "the baby may not be born but the new star wars movie is definitely coming out"
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Relevant to thread titleZeris posted:Godspeed Russian shark fucker Just check the thread,its golden
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purple death ray posted:She also refused to stop eating cold cuts while pregnant despite literally everyone telling her not to tactlessbastard posted:On the bright side, that's one of the things that you know you either got away with, or didn't. No staying up at night worrying if you knocked 10 iq points off little daenerys I've not a uterus within me, and schwarzeneggering a cavity in my abdomen Junior style is off the table too, so I don't have to worry about knocking any buns up my oven. but im still curious about this: why can't you eat cold cuts whilst pregnant? and how do IQ points factor into this cold cut business? i'm a boars head beastie, not gonna lie. its not ALL i eat or anything autysmal like that, but i definitely enjoy a nice cold cut hero when i can get one: a good ol' turkish sammler, piled high with smoky sliced prov, crispy lettuce, juicy 'maters, veins of tangy mayo, all slapped inside a toasty italian breadloaf. it's extremely my poo poo, and i pride myself on making the meanest turked sanduskies in town. so it's a bit disconcerting to hear that my beloved sammaturks are off limits for expecting mamas. can a turksam really make a fetus turn stupid? 
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Gatekeeper posted:I've not a uterus within me, and schwarzeneggering a cavity in my abdomen Junior style is off the table too, so I don't have to worry about knocking any buns up my oven. but im still curious about this: why can't you eat cold cuts whilst pregnant? and how do IQ points factor into this cold cut business? it worked for you, friend
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Gatekeeper posted:I've not a uterus within me, and schwarzeneggering a cavity in my abdomen Junior style is off the table too, so I don't have to worry about knocking any buns up my oven. but im still curious about this: why can't you eat cold cuts whilst pregnant? and how do IQ points factor into this cold cut business? Listeria.
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Gatekeeper posted:I've not a uterus within me, and schwarzeneggering a cavity in my abdomen Junior style is off the table too, so I don't have to worry about knocking any buns up my oven. but im still curious about this: why can't you eat cold cuts whilst pregnant? and how do IQ points factor into this cold cut business? Essentially there’s a risk of listeria from deli meat and pregnant women are more susceptible to it and the consequences in that situation are more serious. It’s pretty rare to get it from deli meat so it’s one of those things you don’t need to worry about unless your immune system is compromised or you’re building a new human.
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I have tiny creepy hands, like little grabby midget spiders, and I didn't join in with the middle finger fun because I could only fit "gently caress Y" on there!
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HappyCapybaraFamily posted:Got my K-Type today. In honor of my fourth keyboard purchase, I threw together a little collage
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Gatekeeper posted:I've not a uterus within me, and schwarzeneggering a cavity in my abdomen Junior style is off the table too, so I don't have to worry about knocking any buns up my oven. but im still curious about this: why can't you eat cold cuts whilst pregnant? and how do IQ points factor into this cold cut business? I want you to re read all of that and answer your own question.
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Just love sammies so much. Love to eat a big old Adam Sammbler covered in hammy whammy and crunch leaf. Can't get enough sammo hungs.
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Gatekeeper posted:I've not a uterus within me, and schwarzeneggering a cavity in my abdomen Junior style is off the table too, so I don't have to worry about knocking any buns up my oven. but im still curious about this: why can't you eat cold cuts whilst pregnant? and how do IQ points factor into this cold cut business? Please don't try and write like this anymore
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Please don't try and write like this anymore I think they’re British but they may also be stupid.
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