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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Do you think that at any point in their storied partnership, Alfredo Linguini let Remy the Rat control his peen like a gently caress-mech whenever he and Colette wanted to go downtown to fucktown? I believe that they did, and furthermore, I'm not entirely convinced that all the times they did that it was consensual.

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I bet the feeling of having control during sex became alien to him and he was unable to even get an erection without a rat sitting on top of his head pulling his roots out.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

:thunk:

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

The real question is how many months did Remy wait before pulling Alfredo's hair in such a way to make him dose Collette with fentanyl.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Which one of them is the instigator?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
*sniffs buthole*
I smell a rat

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Walt Disney was a loving horn dog, there's no doubt in my mind that he signed off on some rat-controlled human-loving in ratatouille.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


goatface posted:

Which one of them is the instigator?

Hmmm, I hadn't even considered the notion that Collette initiated the Rat gently caress. Makes sense though since Alfredo is a beta in everything he does.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

wow thats definitely NOT food safe

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
how did that loving cookbook not get ruined in the sewer???

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

I'm never going to understand how feet are sexy it's always going to be some deep brain wrong nonsense from my perspective.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



:vince:

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
paging ratjaculation to the thread

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
Honestly that is going to be well under 1 part in 1,000 which puts it safely under the official allowable tolerance for rat cum.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


:thunk:, the thread

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
No but that sounds sexy af op. :jackbud:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If a rat controls your hand while you jerk it, is it masturbation or bestiality?

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
maybe but that means he would have had to wear the chefs hat while they hosed

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Beastiality on the part of the rat. Unless he's harvesting sperm for a breeding programme. Then it's just farming.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

redm posted:

maybe but that means he would have had to wear the chefs hat while they hosed

You wouldn't? The biggest appeal to big fun hats is wearing them while you gently caress, just ask the pope. Actually probably don't ask the pope but ykwim

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


What if there's a tiny shrew underneath Remy's tiny chef hat controlling HIM when he controls Alfredo trying to gently caress Colette!?

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
What if Colette had a mouse controlling her the entire time too???

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

there was a funny sketch one of the animators drew with Linguini and Collette in bed

don't search for ratatouille sex on GIS

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

super macho dude posted:

What if there's a tiny shrew underneath Remy's tiny chef hat controlling HIM when he controls Alfredo trying to gently caress Colette!?

Ratatouinception

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
so wtf is controlling the shrew

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Egbert Souse posted:

there was a funny sketch one of the animators drew with Linguini and Collette in bed

don't search for ratatouille sex on GIS

what sex should i search for instead

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Egbert Souse posted:

don't search for ratatouille sex on GIS

got it chief, searching for ratatoille sex on Bing

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
Just wanna remind y'all in this thread that Jesus is watching. God bles

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

redm posted:

so wtf is controlling the shrew

A flea.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

what sex should i search for instead

None. Stop watching all pornography. You’ll learn why at the forthcoming GBS anti pornography symposium

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Kuato posted:

None. Stop watching all pornography. You’ll learn why at the forthcoming GBS anti pornography symposium

i watched one earlier, im sorry :(

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Kuato posted:

None. Stop watching all pornography. You’ll learn why at the forthcoming GBS anti pornography symposium

Sorry but I only watch the secret Pixar porn the animators upload to the dark web and I refuse to live by your judgemental standards.

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