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Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

I truly have to wonder what they were trying to do. The only thing I can think of is that they weren't expecting the spray to diffuse as much as it did, and wanted it to shoot a stream of flame into his mouth, where it would have burned the inside of his mouth and throat instead of his entire face and hair. It's such a confounding stunt since there was never a possibility for a decent payoff.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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ScotchDK posted:

Uffff, never do that to Red-eared slider turtles. Those are angry little fuckers, as seen here.

Turtle seems to be in the right to me. If something with hands as big as my whole body moves me toward it's enormous mouth I hope I would have the presence of mind to do the same as this turtle. Fight the power, little buddy.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Don't go biting no whales while diving though

dobbymoodge
Mar 8, 2005

Inco posted:

...there was never a possibility for a decent payoff.

My man did you even watch the video?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Karate Bastard posted:

Don't go biting no whales while diving though

Please stick to the shrimp and the fishes you're used to?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Karate Bastard posted:

Don't go biting no whales while diving though

Don't kinkshame your mom

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Inco posted:

I truly have to wonder what they were trying to do. The only thing I can think of is that they weren't expecting the spray to diffuse as much as it did, and wanted it to shoot a stream of flame into his mouth, where it would have burned the inside of his mouth and throat instead of his entire face and hair. It's such a confounding stunt since there was never a possibility for a decent payoff.
Eh, a 'cool' flame of short duration would have been fine if tightly compressed into a stream like you said, since it'd have to dry out the mucus membrane before it could burn the actual skin. It'd still be loving stupid and unpleasant, though. Not like it'd be great for your mouth either.

I wonder if a lot of these people have seen actual professional entertainers doing stunts with fire and then think 'pffft, I could do that!' when they don't have the equipment, training, experience, or brains. But I'm also pretty sure no 'firebreathing' trick involves the fire going THAT way. Besides, even professional firebreathers get injured or die in accidents. Drunk idiots have no good outcome.

wontondestruction
Dec 3, 2012

I'm a piece of human waste who supports a culture of using gendered slurs, that leads to 78.1% of women in STEM fields experiencing sexual harassment
....from my limited research, it's just an internet "I will light myself on fire in the hope that someone (don't care who/when) will recognize me for it and pay me much attention..."

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Edit: Wrong thread!

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

New Godzilla movie lookin good.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Dog does the "something touched my foot!" dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhiiAd7GxJ8&t=529s

Gone Fission
Apr 7, 2007

We're here to make coffee metal. We're here to make everything metal.
Fire is hot??? WHAT THE gently caress WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011


Dude was just trying to re-enact his favorite movie

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

DiggityDoink posted:

But for real, landmines are bullshit and should be cleared out whenever possible and never used to begin with.

You must not have to deal with a lot of Jehovah's Witnesses.

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

spog posted:

He's done even worse:

He asks a question in this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClSch3zLC0k

Followup here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddbCBmuluF4&t=201s

I've always been partial to Big Clive's "what does denatured alcohol taste like?" video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep2I3Gf3Sec

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

Inco posted:

I truly have to wonder what they were trying to do. The only thing I can think of is that they weren't expecting the spray to diffuse as much as it did, and wanted it to shoot a stream of flame into his mouth, where it would have burned the inside of his mouth and throat instead of his entire face and hair. It's such a confounding stunt since there was never a possibility for a decent payoff.

You've put more thought into the stunt than they did, I assure you.

The Repo Man
Jul 31, 2013

I Remember...

Martinpale posted:

I've always been partial to Big Clive's "what does denatured alcohol taste like?" video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep2I3Gf3Sec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucymk0q70aQ

6:57 if you want to skip to Clive making a huge mistake.

The Repo Man has a new favorite as of 11:13 on Mar 14, 2018

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/PHZMC1r.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/4QBHiDq.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ANTUw7K.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/J5X7WiH.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/h7YgnQe.mp4

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 11:58 on Mar 14, 2018

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

https://twitter.com/jacksmithiv/status/973746291359535105?s=21

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Once the SPLC mass-produces the "make people have affairs" beam the nazis are finished.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol cucked

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
This stood out to me

quote:

In the report, all four people involved in the incident recorded their occupations as “White Nationalist.”

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Randaconda posted:

lol cucked

The rest of the thread should be this quoted repeatedly.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Missing from the Nazi story: when Parrott quit, he nuked the TWP webserver and member rolls, because he was the webmaster apparently.

But then!

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/973732562869870592

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
This is amazing (and also somewhat disturbing):

https://twitter.com/lukeobrien/status/973685803565092865

From downthread: "fled to a Wal=Mart adjacent to the compound"

Seldom Posts
Jul 4, 2010

Grimey Drawer

quote:

Heimbach started up the Traditionalist Worker Party in 2013 after graduating from Towson University. He and his father-in-law, Parrott, folded in Heimbach’s previous organization, the Traditionalist Youth Network, a white nationalist organization cloaking itself in “traditionalism.”

I am reading this right? The guy is also his father in law?

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Seldom Posts posted:

I am reading this right? The guy is also his father in law?

Yes. He was cheating on his wife with her stepmother.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Seldom Posts posted:

I am reading this right? The guy is also his father in law?

He's his own grandpa :banjo:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



bitterandtwisted posted:

He's his own grandpa :banjo:

Except he didn’t do the nasty in the pasty :zoid:

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Goon Danton posted:

Yes. He was cheating on his wife with her stepmother.

Well, see, that article and this one:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/matthew-heimbach-charged-assaulting-wife-top-spokesman-article-1.3873823
Both refer to him as being her step-father. Which, as my understanding goes, means that he would be married to her mother. Which I think might mean that the guy had an affair with his wife's mother.

Like, this sentence:

quote:

The fracas began when Heimbach's wife Brooke first confronted him about his affair with Jessica Parrott, her stepdad's wife.
kind of does my head in.

SpacePig has a new favorite as of 15:50 on Mar 14, 2018

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
Hard to believe a family of white supremacists living in a trailer park could have confusing relationships.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I love it when the so-called supremacists are exposed as the trashiest, most inbred hillbilly fuckers possible. :allears:

[whereisyourchin.jpg]

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/jztQ4Nw.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/V59FGPR.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/0IbgA6e.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/YzhYwMg.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/hLDrOJ5.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/ZAaZlvk.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/evphf1y.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/aGNs2gj.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/eutnSzG.mp4

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I love it when the so-called supremacists are exposed as the trashiest, most inbred hillbilly fuckers possible. :allears:

[whereisyourchin.jpg]

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Goon Danton posted:

Missing from the Nazi story: when Parrott quit, he nuked the TWP webserver and member rolls, because he was the webmaster apparently.

But then!

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/973732562869870592

Spoliation of evidence is a Bad Thing, with capital letters. In litigation, both parties are obligated to preserve anything and everything that could be evidence in the trial. Intentionally destroying evidence, especially evidence that may be essential to the plaintiff's case, is a violation of procedure. In addition to potential sanctions against the attorney if the attorney was involved, the jury is instructed to effectively treat whatever evidence that was destroyed as whatever the non-destroying party said it was-- in essence, they are allowed to consider it as damning as the plaintiff here says it was.

This is usually around the point where your lawyer quits.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Y'all are over looking how this whole beautiful disaster started

https://imgur.com/gallery/vVbzR

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

How the gently caress has Trump not appointed these folks to a cabinet position yet?

DandyLion has a new favorite as of 16:22 on Mar 14, 2018

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


You got to wait your turn if you want to be employed by the White House for X amount of Scaramuccis.

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

DandyLion posted:

How the gently caress has Trump not appointed these folks to a cabinet position yet?

I think it's because they all listed their occupation as "White Nationalist". Trump's admin prefers that you don't have a paper trail for it.

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