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Mecha
Dec 20, 2003

「チェンジ ゲッタ-1! スイッチ オン!」
Newspaper Spider-Man 2018: The fact that it's to fight alligators and harass a half naked man is just icing.

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Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



I can't believe there's a live action adaption of newspaper spider-man

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
I hope Jonah's solution is give Banner some of his own blood which causes him to turn into the Hulk again, but with a mustache.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Chinston Wurchill posted:

I hope Jonah's solution is give Banner some of his own blood which causes him to turn into the Hulk again, but with a mustache.

Newspaper Red Hulk?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
jjj is very good at getting angry, you know

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



Yeah JJ, I think maybe you do have a chance with Banner! Ask him out!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I had wanted to get a foam brick to throw at Spider-Man cosplayers at Awesome-Con this year, but I don't think I'll be going

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Punching a poor mentally deficient alligator like that, for shame.

(I love how it just keels over into the water after it kept getting bopped on the snout)

Also, 3 men just whacking random giant snakes after wrestling crocs. I know, I keep coming back to that joke, but the panels content haven't changed.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Synthbuttrange posted:

"Open him up and take out my blood? What a great idea!"

I'm just imagining that scene from the Always Sunny episode "Frank Retires" after Charlie and Dee drain blood from Frank with the garbage bag.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Endless Mike posted:

I had wanted to get a foam brick to throw at Spider-Man cosplayers at Awesome-Con this year, but I don't think I'll be going
Being totally real, how many people would get this?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Chinston Wurchill posted:

I hope Jonah's solution is give Banner some of his own blood which causes him to turn into the Hulk again, but with a mustache.
And it turns out the new Hulk only gets angry when that menace Spiderman is nearby.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Or when Parker isn't supplying him with pictures, pictures of Spider-man.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



mind the walrus posted:

Being totally real, how many people would get this?

1) Probably not that many
2) Who cares, cosplayers are usually willing to goof around

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Samuringa posted:

Newspaper Deliverance

Very nice.

"Squeal like a gator!"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



GRONK

Xinder
Apr 27, 2013

i want to be a prince
We're halfway through the month and so far my prediction of "Reptiles harass JJJ all throughout March" has been true.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Spider-man looks like he's doing a "Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my ragtime gal" bit

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
wait, the lizard is actually reacting to things around him? i thought he was standing in the same pose without saying anything for the last few months.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Thats the same pose, just from the back.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Spidey pulling a loving kick line is just too much.

You've gone too far comic strip.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
You guys seem to be doing pretty fine against the reptiles. Will Bruce comment on becoming mad again tomorrow? Who knows where this wild ride is going. :geno:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

What the gently caress has this comic done to me
i should've been in bed an hour ago
instead i spent it making this loving thing

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

So, time well spent then?

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Malachite_Dragon posted:


What the gently caress has this comic done to me
i should've been in bed an hour ago
instead i spent it making this loving thing

god bless

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Malachite_Dragon posted:


What the gently caress has this comic done to me
i should've been in bed an hour ago
instead i spent it making this loving thing

HELLO MAH GATOR
HELLO MAH PYTHON
HELLO MAH RAGTIME GROOOONK

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

This is the coolest and, perhaps, most heroic thing Spidey has ever done.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Send me a hiss by wire, by wire
Baby, my gronk's on fire, on fire

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Quit prancing around like that!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

"Look at me I'm dumb gay Jonah I get wet alone in the swamp with strange businessmen and hit on homeless dudes euhhhhhh"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Malachite_Dragon posted:


What the gently caress has this comic done to me
i should've been in bed an hour ago
instead i spent it making this loving thing

If I was your dad I would wipe a single tear from my eye and tell you I was proud of you :unsmith:

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Malachite_Dragon posted:


What the gently caress has this comic done to me
i should've been in bed an hour ago
instead i spent it making this loving thing

:five:

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

It gladdens my heart that the crocodile Banner threw got prosthetic hands and pulled his life together to keep doing what he loves

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Zeeman posted:

It gladdens my heart that the crocodile Banner threw got prosthetic hands and pulled his life together to keep doing what he loves

They're vibranium claws.

Gronkanda Forever.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Samuringa posted:

They're vibranium claws.

Gronkanda Forever.

While not getting as much attention as a certain other secret project, the Canadian government's top secret "Weapon Gronk" project is still worthy of note....

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Malachite_Dragon posted:


What the gently caress has this comic done to me
i should've been in bed an hour ago
instead i spent it making this loving thing

We really need a new Big Gay Logan dance video.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Malachite_Dragon posted:

Send me a hiss by wire, by wire
Baby, my gronk's on fire, on fire
If you transfuse me, honey you lose the
Ability to transfoooorm oh baby
Grab a stick, and help us save Jonaaaaaah

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Malachite_Dragon posted:


What the gently caress has this comic done to me
i should've been in bed an hour ago
instead i spent it making this loving thing

it is wonderful :allears:

edit: i made something similar in the last thread



hopefully we will have the entire cast doing the can-can before long

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Samuringa posted:

Gronkanda Forever.

Oh man, Black Panther in Newspaper Spider-Man would be pretty great, especially if he remains hyper-competent but Spidey just keeps loving everything up every step of the way.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



The The Lizard's arms are getting tired.

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Synthbuttrange posted:



The The Lizard's arms are getting tired.

Did Banner get reptilian blood at some point for The Lizard's telepathy to work on him?

Or does it work on him because The Lizard got Banner blood, so The Lizard's telepathy now work on both reptiles and Hulks?

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