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jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive

Josuke Higashikata posted:

The UFC has gotten so dire.

This. Some of the fights they are announcing are just *sigh* but also I like Tuivasa a lot and I hope he beats the gently caress out of Arlovski

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Toksai
Dec 3, 2005

homercles posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzxToy_qmPw

What music is this? Starts at around 33 seconds, I thought it would be from the Interstellar soundtrack but, hmm I don't think so.

It's from the Philip Glass soundtrack to Koyaanisqatsi.

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
Cub Swanson is 400 years old and will never fight for a title, also he’s not in a money weight. it doesn’t make sense to pay him what he’s worth & im fairly sure he can still fight atram lobo level competition in the b leagues.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Hopefully soon he can actually fight Artem Lobov in the B-leagues.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Cant wait to see Mark Goodbeer today

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
A card starts in about an hour at some kinda British oxygen bar.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



so i watched Tuivasa's fight against James McSweeney at AFC 17 to get a better idea of what Tai's gas tank is like, and it's about as bad of a fight you would expect from a heavyweight fighting a dude who fought at light heavyweight and definitely does not look near 265 in this fight despite being geared the heck up. there's a cool moment where Tuivasa goes for a suplex and gives up his own back in the process:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL5SYYhVQfE&t=740s

at this point they both seemed to gas the gently caress out. Tuivasa was on top landing some bombs but looked like he was dying as he threw 'em, and they roll around on the ground in various positions trying to catch their breath for a while. Tai is at one point sliding across the ground like a seal while throwing punches and grasping desperately at McSweeney's legs. I thought I liked trashweight fights but I think maybe, I was wrong. anyway, I think Arlovski survives round 1 and cruises to an easy decision at 225. here's hoping my love of The Pit Bull never leads me down such a dark road again

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

spb posted:

Cant wait to see Mark Goodbeer today

I can't wait to Drink Goodbeer today

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
I think my acquaintance Nad fights first and John Phillips is on the main card, both fights I'm super excited for.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

willie_dee posted:

I think my acquaintance Nad fights first and John Phillips is on the main card, both fights I'm super excited for.

People who don't know John Phillips should read this http://www.the42.ie/john-phillips-3852295-Mar2018/

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
probably unnecessary GDT for afternoon London hijinx https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3851970

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Nad's fight got cancelled. His opponent contracted an eye infection.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Triticum Guzzler posted:

People who don't know John Phillips should read this http://www.the42.ie/john-phillips-3852295-Mar2018/

He came down for some business with JT and we randomly did a podcast with him, he’s really funny and very charismatic, he’s a bit scary though.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

El Roncho posted:

Nad's fight got cancelled. His opponent contracted an eye infection.

Really?! That really sucks.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

willie_dee posted:

Really?! That really sucks.

According to the commentators the other guys eye was almost swollen shuy and bloodshot so that's one hell of an eye infection.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

willie_dee posted:

He came down for some business with JT and we randomly did a podcast with him, he’s really funny and very charismatic, he’s a bit scary though.

i got that impression from the story about him applying for a visa and being escorted out by security.

the first time i ever went to swansea i took a wrong turn down this weird road, and it was just this barren expanse of cracked concrete with packs of actual roving wild dogs and it looked like the apocalypse. and that's "the big city" for the valleys areas. the old mining villages are mega hosed up, and as soon as i read about the guy i couldn't help but root for him.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I feel like everything hinges on the scoring of round 1. I lean towards Kajan because I feel like he landed the better shots but also his style involves a lot of backing up that could swerve judging.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Le Saboteur posted:

According to the commentators the other guys eye was almost swollen shuy and bloodshot so that's one hell of an eye infection.

Probably orbital cellulitis or periorbital cellulitis, I've had it before it's not fun.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
probably big shiteye. or possibly blood retina

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I.N.R.I posted:

probably big shiteye. or possibly blood retina

those sound like pretty powerful binding of isaac items so I say let him fight

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i got that impression from the story about him applying for a visa and being escorted out by security.

the first time i ever went to swansea i took a wrong turn down this weird road, and it was just this barren expanse of cracked concrete with packs of actual roving wild dogs and it looked like the apocalypse. and that's "the big city" for the valleys areas. the old mining villages are mega hosed up, and as soon as i read about the guy i couldn't help but root for him.

Yea, I really have to wind in the sperging about MMA around guys like that, they get a bit funny very quickly if they take something the wrong way. He was taking the piss out of everyone and I was a bit cheeky back and he came at me pretty hard but all in good fun, on the way out I said something like "yea good luck against Jesse Taylor, really hope he doesn't wrestle you for 15 minutes whilst punching you in the face!" sarcastically, and I could tell I had taken it too far for a split second.

One of my good friends and boxing coach moved from the valleys to my city. He grew up boxing and got onto the GB Olympic team until he realised he didn't want the head trauma and wanted a real vocational career instead. Some of the stories he tells me make me laugh and horrified at the same time.

willie_dee fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Mar 18, 2018

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

:lol:

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/975154969950253056

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



Would have stood a better chance if he'd been allowed to use the chair tbh

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Chris James 2 posted:

Would have stood a better chance if he'd been allowed to use the chair tbh

for sure, terrible game plan to do all that training and then when he got in there its like he forgot how to use the chair

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Soooo is Volkov actually good?

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Kilometers Davis posted:

Soooo is Volkov actually good?

For a heavyweight, yeah I'd say.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
props to John Kavanagh on teaching another undefeated prospect how to get choked out

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
ok that was about hakeem, not the other sbg guy who got choked in the first

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

SquirrelGrip posted:

ok that was about hakeem, not the other sbg guy who got choked in the first

Wait was that Hakeem guy from Canada and SBG guy? Holy poo poo.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
he went to sbg for his camp, maybe because it was close but he was in kavs care which is the real gold

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Werdum getting sparked hurts my brain area.

Can someone please tell me the current status of Jon Jones' self immolation?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
CSAC hearing revoked his licence and fined him a couple hundred grand. Still waiting on a USADA hearing for word on how long he's suspended for, no date set for that yet.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Le Saboteur posted:

Wait was that Hakeem guy from Canada and SBG guy? Holy poo poo.

For this camp, yeah. He's went to Jackson's and Almeida's before for sparring training so no one really knows why he decided SBG was the place to be to train for his debut other than the idolizing McGregor thing.

He got caught so quick I don't even know if I can blame SBG. It's one thing if you look like poo poo and do dumb things over the course of a few rounds. But there's not a whole lot to evaluate when you get starched by your opponents second punch.

Sucks for him, he put his career on ice for the last year waiting for a UFC call up and then finally has a debut like that. Hope he gets another chance.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Captain Log posted:

Werdum getting sparked hurts my brain area.

Can someone please tell me the current status of Jon Jones' self immolation?

He didn't get sparked though, it was more a long drawn out beating after an eye injury.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Lid posted:

He didn't get sparked though, it was more a long drawn out beating after an eye injury.

Uhh, did you see the last punch that put him away? He wasn't with us there for a while.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Memento posted:

Uhh, did you see the last punch that put him away? He wasn't with us there for a while.

Yeah but sparked is like from perfectly fine to dead, Werdum was falling apart before that punch ended him and was already on his back from other strikes.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/alexjoates11/status/975278371083988992?s=21

Godspeed Judo Dad

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Dad Kelly gonna get cut.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Lid posted:

Yeah but sparked is like from perfectly fine to dead, Werdum was falling apart before that punch ended him and was already on his back from other strikes.

That's a fair point.

Untrustable posted:

Dad Kelly gonna get cut.

As much as I like him, he probably should have been a while ago.

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Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





I dunno. He's won 6 of his 9 in the UFC but he's so forgettable. I keep mixing him up with Sam Alvey. Which is funny because Sam Alvey TKO'd him. If he loses this next one and hits that 3 fight skid he's done. He's 40 years old. Hang them up or move to light heavy and try his luck there. gently caress it. Go full heavyweight because 40 is their prime.

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