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Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

plz to making tweet fat orange pissbitch


that was before the beginning of time how could anyone remember anything

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Washington Post must be jealous of the bad takes the NY Times has been cranking out lately.

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/975701429787791360

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Stupid
Bread Liar
ah the Bush Did It page.

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

prefect posted:

Washington Post must be jealous of the bad takes the NY Times has been cranking out lately.

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/975701429787791360

cause corbyn is a socialist and wants the socialist russians who are socialist and always have been socialists to win duh

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Louisgod posted:

Liberal's cheerleading of Mueller is effectively Simpsons' "Can't Someone Else Do It?" personified, they did the same when Obama was president, expecting him to fix all the problems

It's also the fact that the investigation is the singular and absolutely last thing coming close to decorum and business as usual for people who crave these things to

Sure, it was just confirmed that we're running concentration camps and the President is just ignoring laws and congressional directives he doesn't like, but the system can still fix itself!

Once Mueller gets fired and there is a lot of concerned republicans and nothing else, even wine moms will have to dehumanize and face to bloodshed

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


I love that the GOP is going to lose a generation of voters because they refused to ratfuck a reality TV star.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
i wish you all would just shut up asking for the piss tape

the piss tape was released seven loving months ago. it's just been buried in the news under the endless stream of daily poo poo

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



the real tragedy of 9/11 is that nickelback's breakthrough album silver side up came out that day, irreparably infecting and damaging rock music so badly that every modern rock band still sounds like nickelback over a decade and a half later

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Louisgod posted:

ah the Bush Did It page.

owned myself by signing up for Bush's Folly page. and to trigger some libs


gently caress that

gently caress him

and gently caress trimp

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Elephanthead posted:

Someone needs to convince old people the piss tape is literally a tape that pisses on you when you pick it up like a wiener dog.

Go on fox news and seriously pitch this as why it is so dumb. I don't know what this has to do with Trump!

videodrome sequel sounds good

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

DrPossum posted:

i wish you all would just shut up asking for the piss tape

the piss tape was released seven loving months ago. it's just been buried in the news under the endless stream of daily poo poo

streams of poo poo along with piss














nice

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



prefect posted:

Washington Post must be jealous of the bad takes the NY Times has been cranking out lately.

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/975701429787791360

Lol Corbyn must have the sinister cabal of billionaire transnationalists that controls all prominent media outlets spooked. I feel like there's been a big push against him lately

Too bad they're dumb as poo poo and just make him more appealing to his base

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




https://twitter.com/jusmas27/status/974258490893094912

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


wherre can i order one of these

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/975702936843104256

:guillotine:

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

i cant wait for infrastructure week

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

poo poo give me 100k and i could live a very comfortable life

:killing:

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Stupid
Bread Liar

Epic High Five posted:

It's also the fact that the investigation is the singular and absolutely last thing coming close to decorum and business as usual for people who crave these things to

Sure, it was just confirmed that we're running concentration camps and the President is just ignoring laws and congressional directives he doesn't like, but the system can still fix itself!

Once Mueller gets fired and there is a lot of concerned republicans and nothing else, even wine moms will have to dehumanize and face to bloodshed

and when the dehumanized winemoms with of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the liberals and centrists will look up and shout "Save us!"..

...and I'll look down, and whisper "lol. just lmao"

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
Brennon: You will not destroy America

[America was destroyed]

*camera pans back and we were all living in trumps brain the entire time and have just signed a peace treaty with the spiders*

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Decapitalize yourself and face to Marxshed

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



Saudi Arabia has to do better unless they want Russia to take their place!

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
i like to think time started at the escalator, and the common era after the election. can't wait til the crusades in 6 months.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

marx was pretty smart but he sure didn't predict just how dumb the collapse of capitalism could be

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Stupid
Bread Liar
what's the sharp left of a liberal? because I'm that, I donate to the DSA.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


prefect posted:

Washington Post must be jealous of the bad takes the NY Times has been cranking out lately.

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/975701429787791360

oh my god

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



jarofpiss posted:

marx was pretty smart but he sure didn't predict just how dumb the collapse of capitalism could be

Honestly who could have. The internet has made possible ststes of moronic being that pre-internet minds could not even begin to comprehend

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


postin on the space odyssey page

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
guess we should all start speaking russians

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

A Handed Missus posted:

President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump will head to Manchester, New Hampshire where the president will deliver a speech on the opioid crisis in America.

viva



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb0Jmy-JYbA



trunk

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

Honestly who could have. The internet has made possible ststes of moronic being that pre-internet minds could not even begin to comprehend

government on fire, infrastructure collapsing, people losing arguments to robots on twitter, lol

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

jarofpiss posted:

marx was pretty smart but he sure didn't predict just how dumb the collapse of capitalism could be

He didn't predict robots but got alot of the outlines right it's just thats going to be even more extreme

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
more like the 9/11 page

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
i read the tea leaves this morning

kush is getting indicted next

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


thisd looks liek a terrible environment to keep a pet fish

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
don jr is hosed too

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

:trumppop:
at the top of the bad posters...where I belong

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I did a thing posted:

guess we should all start speaking russians

Сделайте твита, олстую суку!

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

not gonna lie i think the end of the world would be way more depressing if it wasn't so dumb and funny

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Origami Dali posted:

more like the 9/11 page

rudy rudy
rudy
ruudy
ruuudy

rhdudjfjkdsf

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/975706066750181377

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