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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Nonsense posted:

A 13-year-old girl in Mississippi has died after allegedly being shot by her nine-year-old brother over a video game, police say.

They said the boy grabbed a gun on Saturday afternoon after his sister would not give up the controller.

He allegedly shot her from behind, and the bullet entered her brain.

A local sheriff announced on Sunday that the teen had died of her injuries in a Memphis hospital. It was unclear how the boy obtained the gun.

It is also unclear what consequences the nine-year-old will face.

"He's just nine," Monroe County Sheriff Cecil Cantrell told the Clarion Ledger.

"This is all new ground for us, we've never dealt with a kid shooting a kid at age nine," Sheriff Cantrell told local press.

i'm guessing the da will find that the family has suffered enough

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Durf: Aug 16, 2017

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

can't look at this photo without imagining deep bellowing moose noises

D1E posted:

What happened to Kellyanne?!?

she's hiding upstairs and seeing how long she can collect a paycheque

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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

TMMadman posted:

Remember when we actually had a news story that told us that Trump gets two scoops of ice cream while everyone else gets one?

https://i.imgur.com/JpGrbcO.mp4

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Motto: Aug 3, 2013

Nonsense posted:

*puts on bullet crown*

death death death guns death

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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

tacodaemon posted:

trump's promise to make very bad tv commercials seems like something he might actually have the wherewithal to achieve

trump never follows through on his most potentially hilarious poo poo. see: news awards, fake

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A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hope just wanted to be some dumbass right-wing bitch but the old-boys club locked her out smh

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A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That DICK! posted:

trump never follows through on his most potentially hilarious poo poo. see: news awards, fake

That was the betrayal that made me start wishing for his total destruction. You can't flake out on the fake news awards!! I trusted you to own people trump!

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Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

# ? Mar 19, 2018 22:11

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Duscat posted:

i'm guessing the da will find that the family has suffered enough

unfortunately the fight against video game related violence requires the United States government to send their son to adult jail for this crime.

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Jazerus: May 24, 2011

SKULL.GIF posted:

I love Mondays

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Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

YOU CANT CUT BACK ON SASSY FAKE NEWS AWARDS! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

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jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Lastgirl posted:

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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

i'm going to kick all your asses.

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the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

Duscat posted:

i'm guessing the da will find that the family has suffered enough

they'll fast track the kid to the police academy he's a prodigy, i tells ya

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Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

where did the i disobeyyed the gods meme start/come from

i musta been sleepin

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kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

has trump followed through on anything besides the rape

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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/NYMag/status/975834721065275392

lmao donny is so insecure about his microdick and goodbrains that he's jealous and scared of literally every other man

especially jeb

# ? Mar 19, 2018 22:12

Calm: Apr 7, 2006

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/NYMag/status/975834721065275392

Totally normal and healthy.

# ? Mar 19, 2018 22:12

A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Intel&Sebastian posted:

YOU CANT CUT BACK ON SASSY FAKE NEWS AWARDS! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

Literally

# ? Mar 19, 2018 22:12

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

just lol if hope hicks telling trump not to nuke north korea was the only thing stopping us from ww3

# ? Mar 19, 2018 22:13

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Ramadu posted:

where did the i disobeyyed the gods meme start/come from

i musta been sleepin

I posted a thing late at night and it took off during the Parkland thing, so february~ :sun:

when Rubio got excoriated basically

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ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Cumbridge Anal ytica

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Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Lastgirl posted:

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Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

i really hope that Cambridge Analytica has a mycrimes.txt

seems like the type of place to have that

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Broshevik: Mar 25, 2011; No Pain

I'm glad that kelly is in the office and able to keep trump under control as was predicted

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Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Lastgirl posted:

I posted a thing late at night and it took off during the Parkland thing, so february~

when Rubio got excoriated basically

i was smokin a lot of weed in feb so that sounds about right to sleep through

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

Captain_Maclaine posted:

He will insist that he personally star in them, and spend the entire time rambling about his electoral college victory and conclude with the demand that Americans get behind the war effort in Nicaragua (which he will mispronounce).

maybe he can hire the people who make these beloved local car-insurance-of-last-resort ads here in DC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyqFUBuAFys

# ? Mar 19, 2018 22:15

hallebarrysoetoro: Jun 14, 2003

TMMadman posted:

Remember when we actually had a news story that told us that Trump gets two scoops of ice cream while everyone else gets one?

no matter what trump does he is always redeemed by the fact that an alpha move to him is leaving people with less ice cream than he does

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Ramadu posted:

where did the i disobeyyed the gods meme start/come from

i musta been sleepin

it's a catchphrase that's been thoroughly driven into the ground who cares

# ? Mar 19, 2018 22:15

OBAMNA PHONE: Aug 7, 2002

lmao today i was usin the urinal at work and a dude like two stalls over is holding a piece of paper towel over the autoflusher device so that it...wouldn't see his pecker?

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Quotey: Aug 16, 2006; We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

I OBEYED THE GODS

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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Xaris posted:

just lol if hope hicks telling trump not to nuke north korea was the only thing stopping us from ww3

from some reports it seems like she was the only thing keeping him functional, like he'd offloaded brain functions such as "remembering things" and "understanding things" to her so his good gene brain could focus on recognizing a camel to pass the moca

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DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Turdfuzz made a beautiful thread but he just didn't devote himself to getting those sweet 5's. shameful

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D1E: Nov 25, 2001

BraveUlysses posted:

lmao today i was usin the urinal at work and a dude like two stalls over is holding a piece of paper towel over the autoflusher device so that it...wouldn't see his pecker?

Russia has cameras in every urinal in United States comrade.

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snoo: Jul 5, 2007

Rah! posted:

https://i.imgur.com/JpGrbcO.mp4

# ? Mar 19, 2018 22:17

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

BraveUlysses posted:

lmao today i was usin the urinal at work and a dude like two stalls over is holding a piece of paper towel over the autoflusher device so that it...wouldn't see his pecker?

hmm

he may haev a point

mike pompeo is spying on ur penis as you piss

to create a global vast network of piss tapes

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/IronStache/status/975439252174630912

kick his rear end ironstache

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Main Paineframe: Oct 27, 2010

Duscat posted:

i'm guessing the da will find that the family has suffered enough

nah

they'll prosecute the videogame company for murder

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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

BraveUlysses posted:

lmao today i was usin the urinal at work and a dude like two stalls over is holding a piece of paper towel over the autoflusher device so that it...wouldn't see his pecker?

maybe he knows something you don't

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Quotey: Aug 16, 2006; We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

still 12 days to go, 4.17 cant be impossible to boost to GOLD

just kepe believing and voting 5

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