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Zipperelli. posted:Someone fell for the whole "vanilla pudding in a mayo jar" hook, line, and sinker. No! Not the old slimy meatball!
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There is no way you're gonna make me believe this wasn't a SB employee who just threw a bunch of dumb poo poo on a sticker and slapped it on a cup. Samizdata posted:No! Not the old slimy meatball! The ol' spicy keychain!!!
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Zipperelli. posted:There is no way you're gonna make me believe this wasn't a SB employee who just threw a bunch of dumb poo poo on a sticker and slapped it on a cup. I'm not sure I believe the original post with the insane list of low-cal sweeteners thrown on a pile of syrup (unless "Ashley" was playing a prank on the baristas). That said, my husband used to work at Starbucks and he said the other orders with ten million syrups are definitely real.
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Mar 21, 2018 08:27
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Looks like it was ordered on a mobile app. I could believe someone just trying to put as many things into a drink as possible for shits and giggles. Still. Ew.
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Mar 21, 2018 08:48
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No actual coffee beans were harmed in the creation of this beverage...
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Mar 21, 2018 13:15
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Please Stevia Monk; Fart Us
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Mar 21, 2018 13:34
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Arban posted:No actual coffee beans were harmed in the creation of this beverage... It’s cold brew, so in theory there is coffee in there. All the milk types combined are the most  part imo
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Mar 21, 2018 13:36
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If you have fifty pumps of syrup WHY ARE YOU ADDING SPLENDA?!?
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Mar 21, 2018 14:21
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:If you have fifty pumps of syrup WHY ARE YOU ADDING SPLENDA?!? NOT SWEET ENOUGH
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The Bloop posted:NOT 
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Mar 21, 2018 14:38
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Theokotos posted:It’s cold brew, so in theory there is coffee in there. All the milk types combined are the most Oh well. I dont really speak Starbucks 
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Arban posted:Oh well. I dont really speak Starbucks No worries, I often regret that I earned that knowledge by working there.
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Mar 21, 2018 15:13
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von Braun posted:Just saw this skulle.
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Mar 21, 2018 23:46
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https://twitter.com/bonerhitler/status/976467259307839489?s=21
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https://twitter.com/vspookygirl/status/975440857519312896
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Mar 22, 2018 02:01
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looks like the Ode cum John Arbuckle drank
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Mar 22, 2018 02:17
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See I'd rather not contract puppies from Starbucks. Or anywhere, really.
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Mar 22, 2018 02:22
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Yes, syrup that looks exactly like the milk placed right next to the cup.
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Double Punctuation posted:Yes, syrup that looks exactly like the milk placed right next to the cup. White mocha just looks like that People waste their rewards on stuff like this. Just adding whatever they can think of in their mobile order because it'll all be free. Stuff like 22 espresso shots, 17 pumps of multiple syrups, all the add-ins Ive never seen someone drink their concoction in front of me so I assume they go "ugh gross haha glad I wasted a reward that I could have spent on something edible!" and then they throw it in the trash I took a picture of one drink I made after Christmas. It was late enough that mobile orders wont go through so this lady hauls rear end to our store to place this order. Looked and smelled like vomit 
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Am I weird for never, ever intending to buy a Starbucks abomination because all the candybar in a cup bullshit would ruin the scent of coffee? (Ain't nothing going to fix the taste.)
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rndmnmbr posted:Am I weird for never, ever intending to buy a Starbucks abomination because all the candybar in a cup bullshit would ruin the scent of coffee? Starbucks is only for getting unsweet iced tea when not at home 
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I like starbucks well enough when I've got enough free cash on me and enough of a sweet tooth that day to get like a mocha frapp or something, so I go to the local one, ask for like 7 shots of espresso in it, and they give me two ventis because nobody else will drink the leftovers, so I just spend the rest of the day drinking nothing but those.
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Mar 22, 2018 10:10
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Thing with Starbucks is that if you leave off all the candy bullshit the coffee is really not good.
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Starbucks coffee is fine. I wouldn't buy their beans for my cold drip or anything but if you want a milky coffee it's totally adequate
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Starbucks tastes burnt. I like their teas, though. And I'll get an iced coffee without sugar if I'm passing by and have time to stop. In Korea, Starbucks was a fun challenge because getting a plain cup of coffee is hard; putting your fixings in is harder. Ask for a plain, normal coffee? Americano. Ask for drip coffee? Americano. (They will eventually make it, but will tell you it takes anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes to do). Sometimes, the drip coffee is "impossible" or "we don't make it," so your friend next to you who is actually Korean points to the item on the menu and is told, "we're out." You're...out of coffee? haha ok. I just handed you one of the many bags of coffee for sale behind me. Close your mouth, friend, you work in food service and that's not a good look when you're handling food and also now three people in line are pointing to the menu and raising their voices. Yes, I'll wait. 17 minutes? Okay. (Two minutes later) Thank you for the coffee! Do you have cream? Not whipped cream. No, not milk. Look. I'm showing you a picture. Yes, you DO have this in Korea. There's Korean writing. Also, I can see it behind you on the shelf. There. No, it's not milk. ... Yes, I'll wait. ... No, I don't want ice cream. ... I see you back there! Are you hiding? I'll just leave. *Walks to the CU next door, buys cream, considers going back and putting it on the bar next to the napkins.* E: the next time I came in, they remembered and the same girl made my coffee right away! But I had variations of this conversation all over Korea, except Seoul and Busan. Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 11:55 on Mar 22, 2018 |
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Mar 22, 2018 11:52
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So are they stupid, lazy, recalcitrant, or vicious? Aren't they trained, or do they not care?
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spankmeister posted:Thing with Starbucks is that if you leave off all the candy bullshit the coffee is really not good. It's not, but if you go there wanting a coffee-flavored milkshake they have some pretty okay stuff. And in Asia you at least know what's going to happen and you're not going to get corn in your drink or whatever the gently caress.
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Brawnfire posted:So are they stupid, lazy, recalcitrant, or vicious? Aren't they trained, or do they not care? Doing something out of the ordinary causes a short circuit, and they were already frayed at the terrifying sight of A Person Who Is Not Korean.
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Mar 22, 2018 13:02
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I'm the "light heavy cream."
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Grand Fromage posted:And in Asia you at least know what's going to happen and you're not going to get corn in your drink or whatever the gently caress. Just cheese. I like corn tea, though. I like artificial corn flavor! Those hot cans of corn cream soup in Japanese vending machines? ALL ABOUT IT. I would be VERY interested in a creamy corn frappuccino. I don't like actual corn very much. Go figure.
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Someone gave me cheese mousse in a bubble tea in Canada last week. It was actually ok.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Those hot cans of corn cream soup in Japanese vending machines? ALL ABOUT IT. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R63IXLFz3cU The real poo poo bro. Hot, liberated corn dispensed via robot.
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I'm suddenly glad my random button pressing only got me a nice warm can of coffee on a scorching summers day in Tokyo.
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Mar 22, 2018 13:49
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Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: Hot, liberated corn
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Sakurazuka posted:I'm suddenly glad my random button pressing only got me a nice warm can of coffee on a scorching summers day in Tokyo. Isn't it seasonal? I could never find it in the summer! 
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: Hot, liberated corn
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: Hot, liberated corn 
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this is my gender
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