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I posted a huge note for the thief who stole my bike. Then my doorbell rang.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 21:13 |
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quote:Next time, steal a hipster’s Peugeot. An old steel frame Peugeot that a hipster would ride probably costs $150-200, same as that lady paid for hers. Unless New York is experiencing some sort of vintage Peugeot price bubble, in which case, gonna load up a truck and head up.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 21:54 |
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"There's definitely some craftmanship in this sign" - a supposed art dealer, about a piece of cardboard with yellow paint letters on it. Right.
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 22:06 |
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STOLEN WHILE UNLOCKED AND STILL NO RETURN? HOW COME, BIKE THIEF?
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# ? Mar 19, 2018 23:50 |
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They should've realized the thief is probably much happier than their relative loss made them sad and be content the overall exchange brought joy.
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 00:04 |
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Found on youtube, some video about obnoxious guitarist types.sadsack darrell posted:Here is my guitar snob story: Back in the early/mid 90's, my then new band playing mostly all original music went to an open mic night (and one our first public appearances) hosted by one of the more popular local bands at the time. It was one of those deals where all the amps , drums and mics are provided- just bring your instrument. When our turn comes around, we go up the stage to plug in and tune up. The lead guitar player from the host band is running sound, and helping us find our places and get ready. He comes to me and sees I have a Squire P Bass and says "Squire? <condescending chuckle> I started out on Squire too..." Then shows me the bass amp and starts explaining to me what each knob does, talking to me like I'm a complete idiot and need a explanation of all the tone knobs and what the volume knob does, really making sure I knew how to turn down the amp. I mean like he is explaining it to a toddler! We played our set to a great reception and many people loved what they heard. We hang around to catch the other performers and I was asked to sit in with a few people on bass, as was my drummer on drums. Mostly acoustic types that never really have a backing band. Later that week, the local music store owner told me that guitar player from the host band was looking for me, that he wanted to know if I wanted to join his band. He had a lot of flattering things to say about our performance to the shop owner. All I could say was "Is it ok if I show up with my Squire Bass??" I turned him down.
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# ? Mar 20, 2018 16:38 |
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Katt posted:
Reads like Greek or middle Eastern to me. Asian would be missing articles and e: missing modal verbs/ using untensed verbs. kimbo305 has a new favorite as of 06:36 on Mar 21, 2018 |
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# ? Mar 21, 2018 12:45 |
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This should be a tumblr post with 18 "LMAO THAT'S CRAZY" replies
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# ? Mar 21, 2018 15:23 |
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shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: poem for your STDH
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# ? Mar 21, 2018 15:44 |
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I think this is the one scenario where the appendaged comment actually redeems the stdh
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# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:59 |
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So clearly this didn't happen at Louisbourg. Which is honestly not all that authentically recreated, given when it was done and that it was a giant work scheme for unemployed miners. Fun, though. Get the molasses cookies, you won't be sorry. Unless they mean Port-Royal, which is much more authentic but not a fort?
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# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:25 |
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he lik the bred
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# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:59 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:"There's definitely some craftmanship in this sign" - a supposed art dealer, about a piece of cardboard with yellow paint letters on it. Right. If it's the same guy as in this article I can believe it. Craftsmanship, lol.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 01:08 |
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bottybot posted:Found on youtube, some video about obnoxious guitarist types. Tangential, but TIL Squier guitars have nothing to do with Billy Squier. I always just assumed.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 04:39 |
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This web designer has problems with his neighbour.I've written a letter but not posted it except here on the website I use to advertise my web design business... posted:Dear Cedric,
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 17:56 |
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Isn't a 2/2 university degree in Britain the equivalent of graduating with like a B- average in the US? Not a convincing argument!
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 18:00 |
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Antivehicular posted:Isn't a 2/2 university degree in Britain the equivalent of graduating with like a B- average in the US? Not a convincing argument! It's more like a C. It's not flat out shameful but your parents will forever look at you and sigh, knowing that maybe if they'd been stricter, or given you more attention, you'd have been less of a failure. Below that is a third, which comes with the underlying assumption that you just spent your entire undergrad degree absolutely wasted and put in the bare minimum of effort.
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 18:07 |
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The letter is obnoxious but the neighbour sounds nothing out of the ordinary for old englishman
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 18:58 |
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# ? Mar 22, 2018 19:53 |
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Antivehicular posted:Isn't a 2/2 university degree in Britain the equivalent of graduating with like a B- average in the US? Not a convincing argument! Neither is finishing 3rd in the local pub quiz .... it's a joke.
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 10:31 |
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Hey guys, just me here on my website I use to market my web design business to y'all, here's a totally fake letter illustrating how passive-aggressive I can be in my personal life for no reason. So what do you want your website to look like?
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 17:27 |
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quote:Not everyone gets my sense of humor. Its like when i was getting on an elevator at a hotel and had clear shaker cup hooked to my bag. I had just drank beet juice and what was left in the clear bottle thick was a deep red liquid residue.
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 20:56 |
Is human blood...less horrifying?
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 21:05 |
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I did poo poo like that. when I was 17.
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 21:17 |
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I never drink... blood.
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 21:20 |
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It’s me, the guy who laughs at his own dumb joke for 10 minutes.
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 22:29 |
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tpink posted:It’s me, the guy who laughs at his own dumb joke for 10 minutes. thats me irl
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 22:32 |
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I'm the old guy who starts joking around with a kid in an elevator but doesn't get that his reply was a joke too, because who jokes about drinking blood
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 22:37 |
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Woke Child: Check Audience Applause: Check poo poo That Happened:
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 22:37 |
Mr. Bad Guy posted:
Man, why do we even pay for security?
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 22:44 |
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they should just start hiring 5-year-olds to do bank security...they can give them adorable little pink kevlar vests and everything
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 23:00 |
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:
When I got to "EVERYBODY GET DOWN" I thought it was going to be "All of a sudden disco music came on and the bank employees started dancing"
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# ? Mar 23, 2018 23:18 |
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Months of planning, outdone by a moralizing toddler
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# ? Mar 24, 2018 00:20 |
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I love the emojis at the end to signify how hilarious being a hostage during a robbery or shooting would be! Here's 1,000 Pounds kids, we hope that will take care of any pesky trauma lingering in your minds. Feels like writing obviously untrue STDH has become a pastime when I read STDH like that. I'm craving an STDH where people are actually trying somewhat hard to make it halfway believable.
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# ? Mar 24, 2018 00:25 |
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Seems like it's clearly taking the piss, tbh.
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# ? Mar 24, 2018 00:31 |
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# ? Mar 24, 2018 01:07 |
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I've got a 100k policy on the missus and honestly I've been weighing me options lately.
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# ? Mar 24, 2018 01:18 |
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Do you think Hitler had a life insurance policy? Probably unenforceable due to suicide but still
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# ? Mar 24, 2018 01:45 |
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Wouldn't your supervisor consider it fairly unprofessional to comment on something like that in the first place?
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