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Dixville posted:rear end people got no reason to live. You are WRONG, sir!
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Dixville posted:rear end people got no reason to live.
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Sagebrush posted:the last time i got stung by a bee i was leaned over in a turn on my motorcycle at about 45mph on a two-lane road with no shoulders and trees on both sides, and it got me right on the neck, the only bit of exposed skin on my whole body
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Elysiume posted:rear end people reasons to live Some of us moonlight in titties, but it really depends on the rear end person.
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Look, I'm a live and let rear end kind of guy, to each their own.
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Mar 24, 2018 23:51
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Where's my titties? 
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oh wait nm I just looked down
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Trig Discipline posted:oh wait nm I just looked down nice! 
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Trig Discipline posted:Some of us moonlight in titties, but it really depends on the rear end person. Y'all wish you could be Moonlighting in titties. 
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focus not soft enough imo
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:And we'll still be able to buy them new if necessary. Grumbletron 4000 posted:That's a nice cowch.
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Orthodox Rabbit posted:I cast Bigby's Locker Shoving Hand at a 5th level spell, allowing it to shove 3 additional nerds.
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Mar 25, 2018 03:56
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Can't scare nerds with a D&D spell.
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Mar 25, 2018 03:58
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Into the locker with you 
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Mar 25, 2018 05:48
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Through time immemorial there will always be....eh gently caress it. I'm not clever. Just take a really old thing we're all talking about : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zng5kRle4FA
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Samuringa posted:No one ever did Step 5, Sagebrush posted:and step 4 is wrong too Comptroll The Forums posted:Leave it to the meme thread to point out that there's no fifth panel and the fourth is a miscarriage
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Mar 25, 2018 21:13
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Idiots design water slide that decapitates child and are probably going to prison:china bot posted:carry on my headless son
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Cacafuego posted:Idiots design water slide that decapitates child and are probably going to prison: Why did they leave out "lay your weary head to rest"? puppets freak me out has a new favorite as of 22:49 on Mar 25, 2018 |
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Mar 25, 2018 22:42
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puppets freak me out posted:Why did they leave out "lay your weary head to rest"?
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Uptime Sinclair posted:That part got cut off lol But seriously, I hope the kid makes a full recovery.
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Mar 25, 2018 23:03
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Uptime Sinclair posted:That part got cut off
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Lobok posted:lol
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Nah, they say that in the legal documentation, but the claim doesn't seem to hold any water.
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fizzymercy posted:Nah, they say that in the legal documentation, but the claim doesn't seem to hold any water. gently caress you, this pun is garbage.
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"Oh, it's about water, better say it doesn't hold any" that's what you thought before you posted that, you gently caress-moron. Waterslides are known for NOT holding water, you absolute turdmonger! Think before you goddamn post.
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mind the walrus posted:Some of his loose bones blinded the eye of one of the passengers in his raft. Oh, must be one of them Oculus Raft things I keep hearing about.
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Improbable Lobster posted:"Oh, it's about water, better say it doesn't hold any" that's what you thought before you posted that, you gently caress-moron. Waterslides are known for NOT holding water, you absolute turdmonger! Think before you goddamn post. Counterpoint: 
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He'll never be the head of a major corporation!
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Lobok posted:Y'all wish you could be Moonlighting in titties. every time this gets posted i keep expecting the second twombly to be jean luc picard and it never is but im positive I've seen this gif before only both tiddes were die hard and picard
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in a perfect world bruce willis would pop up, then patrick stewart, only it would be dune patrick stewsrt and he'd be holding a pug this is not a perfect world
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In retrospect, "the Guillotine" was a ill-fated water slide from conception.
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I understand dying from a badly designed water slide, but how would someone get their head lopped off from going down one? Did they line the slides with chainsaws?
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UnfurledSails posted:I understand dying from a badly designed water slide, but how would someone get their head lopped off from going down one? Did they line the slides with chainsaws? https://i.imgur.com/g8htRAM.mp4
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UnfurledSails posted:I understand dying from a badly designed water slide, but how would someone get their head lopped off from going down one? Did they line the slides with chainsaws? there's a big net/cage/rig thing going over the top of some parts of it to prevent the slide from flying off if you are starting to see a problem, you know more about designing water slides than the guy who designed verruckt
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UnfurledSails posted:I understand dying from a badly designed water slide, but how would someone get their head lopped off from going down one? Did they line the slides with chainsaws? they noticed that the rafts would frequently fly off the slide so they installed metal bars at roughly the same height a person's head would be at if this occurred, for safety reasons
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Obvious solution would be to put a corkscrew into the slide as it rises upward to counter the g-force. Please fund my kickstarter for new wet and wild theme park god bless
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Obvious solution would be to put a corkscrew into the slide as it rises upward to counter the g-force. Please fund my kickstarter for new wet and wild theme park god bless https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster
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