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marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

How the gently caress does one do the inverse Satan? My pinkie won't work that way.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 17:51

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:33

TVs Ian: Jun 1, 2000; Such graceful, delicate creatures.

marshmallow creep posted:

How the gently caress does one do the inverse Satan? My pinkie won't work that way.

My right hand can do that. I broke my left wrist as a kid though, and that ring finger won't stick up without the middle & pinky.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 18:07

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

That's not the Shocker

This:

.... is American sign language for "I love you"

Edit: not to be confused with any of the "Hail Satan" variants

# ? Mar 28, 2018 18:21

BrianBoitano: Nov 15, 2006; this is fine

marshmallow creep posted:

How the gently caress does one do the inverse Satan? My pinkie won't work that way.

Mine does.

On inspection, you will find that the "Too much Satan for one hand" has you cross arms in order to get the thumbs in the correct position. Why, you may ask?

# ? Mar 28, 2018 20:28

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

yo y'all like magic eyes?

# ? Mar 28, 2018 20:38

The RECAPITATOR: May 12, 2006; Cursed to like terrible teams.

Guy Goodbody posted:

yo y'all like magic eyes?

I can't make this 3d image work. Are my eyes broke?

# ? Mar 28, 2018 20:52

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; I'M FEELING JIMMY

Guy Goodbody posted:

yo y'all like magic eyes?

Are you joking or is this goatse?

# ? Mar 28, 2018 20:56

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Guy Goodbody posted:

yo y'all like magic eyes?

You are an evil bastard, and you'll be getting a bill from my optometrist.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 20:59

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

SpacePig posted:

Are you joking or is this goatse?

It's a joke. China has a huge problem right now with abandoned bikes from failed/failing bike share programmes.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 21:02

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I see the picture, it's a dude riding a bike

# ? Mar 28, 2018 21:03

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Memento posted:

It's a joke. China has a huge problem right now with abandoned bikes from failed/failing bike share programmes.

I never joke

https://twitter.com/Oniropolis/status/978927227038519297

# ? Mar 28, 2018 21:05

Dr. Fraiser Chain: May 18, 2004; Redlining my shit posting machine

Memento posted:

It's a joke. China has a huge problem right now with abandoned bikes from failed/failing bike share programmes.

That's a kebab shop that sells kapsalon in the Netherlands

# ? Mar 28, 2018 21:05

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Guy Goodbody posted:

yo y'all like magic eyes?

Whoa its a bike! :downs:

# ? Mar 28, 2018 21:16

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Former DILF posted:

Whoa its a bike!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg7JmEA-tbY

# ? Mar 28, 2018 21:38

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

SpacePig posted:

And don't forget that they almost elected to the senate a child molester who had be banned from the local mall for being a creep because being a pedophile is somehow better than being a democrat.

Dennis Hastert was Speaker of the House of Representatives for nearly 8 years.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:06

mds2: Apr 8, 2004; Australia: 131114
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Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255

Guy Goodbody posted:

I never joke

https://twitter.com/Oniropolis/status/978927227038519297

I am very surprised these haven�t been melted down.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:28

Rysithusiku: Nov 10, 2013; Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

mds2 posted:

I am very surprised these haven’t been melted down.

It's genuinely probably not worth the cost to the state to collect, move, disassemble, and recycle them.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:43

Rick_Hunter: Jan 5, 2004; My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Guy Goodbody posted:

Buying cribs is for rich people. You get a twenty year old crib that's been on an epic journey from person to person before it ended up in your social circle and finally to you.

edit: and you know it's been used 17 times because every baby who used it carved their name into the headboard

Get busy living or get busy SIDSing.

# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:57

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:03

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

"Swings both ways"

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:05

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Picnic Princess posted:

"Swings both ways"

Don't sign your posts.

Did I do this right?

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:23

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

dont make fun of first peoples names you jerk

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:25

Hedenius: Aug 23, 2007

Randaconda posted:

James Joyce, time traveler.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:41

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Say Nothing posted:

I went to Midvale School for the Gifted and I can't figure out what to do here.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:55

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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

I went to Midvale School for the Gifted and I can't figure out what to do here.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:59

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

I went to Midvale School for the Gifted and I can't figure out what to do here.

I appreciate this reference

# ? Mar 29, 2018 01:06

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Is Gary Larson dead? I feel like I heard that he died.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 01:13

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

DONT YOU DARE POST THE COMIC THO YOU CHILDREN KILLING COMIC POSTING ASSHOLES

# ? Mar 29, 2018 01:13

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Goodpancakes posted:

kapsalon

Oh so a Halal Snack Pack with a vague attempt at being healthy? Actually, I guess HSP puts the cheese between the chips and the meat.

Chips, cheese, meat, then a slathering of garlic, barbecue and chili sauces. drat, now I know what I'm getting for lunch.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 01:15

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Memento posted:

Oh so a Halal Snack Pack with a vague attempt at being healthy? Actually, I guess HSP puts the cheese between the chips and the meat.

Chips, cheese, meat, then a slathering of garlic, barbecue and chili sauces. drat, now I know what I'm getting for lunch.

If I had this for lunch I'd have to call out, would so hard tho.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 01:18

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Memento posted:

Oh so a Halal Snack Pack with a vague attempt at being healthy? Actually, I guess HSP puts the cheese between the chips and the meat.

Chips, cheese, meat, then a slathering of garlic, barbecue and chili sauces. drat, now I know what I'm getting for lunch.

I....I want that inside me...

# ? Mar 29, 2018 01:19

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Memento posted:

Oh so a Halal Snack Pack with a vague attempt at being healthy? Actually, I guess HSP puts the cheese between the chips and the meat.

Chips, cheese, meat, then a slathering of garlic, barbecue and chili sauces. drat, now I know what I'm getting for lunch.

Selling that should be considered assisted suicide

# ? Mar 29, 2018 01:22

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

LifeSunDeath posted:

If I had this for lunch I'd have to call out, would so hard tho.

It's the last day before a long-long weekend, no one expects any work will get done this afternoon.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 01:25

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is Gary Larson dead? I feel like I heard that he died.

Nope. Jim Unger (of Herman fame) is.

# ? Mar 29, 2018 01:35

Flyball: Apr 17, 2003

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Nope. Jim Unger (of Herman fame) is.

It should be Jim Davis

# ? Mar 29, 2018 01:47

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Flyball posted:

It should be Jim Davis

lol are you still mad that he confirmed Garfield is a boy?

# ? Mar 29, 2018 01:52

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Samuringa posted:

Selling that should be considered assisted suicide

I have never seen one that could be reasonably finished by a single person. Their natural environment is a bad decision at 3am, and they are beautiful things :colbert:

# ? Mar 29, 2018 02:00

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Memento posted:

# ? Mar 29, 2018 02:10

BogDew: Jun 14, 2006; E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Memento posted:

Chips, cheese, meat, then a slathering of garlic, barbecue and chili sauces. drat, now I know what I'm getting for lunch.

These only ever work at 3am in the morning when you are drunk. And you will eat the whole loving thing in one sitting while walking back to Flinders st station from the Docklands.

Eaten sober they are pure regret.

In Adelaide we call them the AB. Formerly short for abortion, but now renamed Atomic Bomb.

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FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Memento posted:

Oh so a Halal Snack Pack with a vague attempt at being healthy? Actually, I guess HSP puts the cheese between the chips and the meat.

Chips, cheese, meat, then a slathering of garlic, barbecue and chili sauces. drat, now I know what I'm getting for lunch.

Lmao this looks like an ice cream sundae made of meat

# ? Mar 29, 2018 02:26

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