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MysticalMachineGun posted:
because the hulk said he was gonna kill the lizard and spider-man takes a hard no kill stance. they needed the hulk to survive the swarm of gators/snakes and but killing the lizard is a step too far like I get the nsm is dumb thing but this one is explained and consistent with how he'd act in any form of media
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Manatee Cannon posted:because the hulk said he was gonna kill the lizard and spider-man takes a hard no kill stance. they needed the hulk to survive the swarm of gators/snakes and but killing the lizard is a step too far he didn't even say he was going to kill the lizard. hulk said he was gonna go smash like he always does and peter's tiny malformed brain jumped to a strange conclusion.
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Mar 26, 2018 13:03
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Usually the pro move is to wait for the monsters to fight and then interject before the dramatic killing blow. Not get knocked out before the fight even starts.
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Manatee Cannon posted:because the hulk said he was gonna kill the lizard and spider-man takes a hard no kill stance. they needed the hulk to survive the swarm of gators/snakes and but killing the lizard is a step too far It's also very much in keeping with the climax of the last few storylines, in which Spidey enacts an incredibly lethal plan to stop the villain and then halfway through it realizes "oh no, if I don't stop doing this thing that kills him, he'll die!"
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:It's also very much in keeping with the climax of the last few storylines, in which Spidey enacts an incredibly lethal plan to stop the villain and then halfway through it realizes "oh no, if I don't stop doing this thing that kills him, he'll die!" Jonah just has to convince Spidey that Hulk tearing the Lizard in half will only put him to sleep
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Mar 26, 2018 19:29
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ya know, NSM is probably the only universe where JJJ is right about Spider-man
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Cabbit posted:Panel five: Spider-Man crashes head first into a tree at full speed. FAPPO!
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Mar 26, 2018 21:06
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 What have you done with the real Jonah?!
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Look at his face, he's clearly sneering that statement like a sixth-grader repeating something mockingly.
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Mar 27, 2018 03:40
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Peter your problems are literally solving themselves. Get on the boat with your hot movie star wife and leave these three to die. You will save yourself so much trouble in the long-run. PS-- at this very moment Aunt May is staring long and hard at the wall of an LA hotel room wishing for death. Meanwhile Mole Man molests a Moloid.
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We interrupt this sad tale for a brazing, but necessary message on what it means to be a real man. Ryan (@Integrity_Guy) Tweeted: Real men don't hit you up late at night demanding photos of your naked body. Real men hit their desks with closed fists demanding photos of Spiderman. https://twitter.com/Integrity_Guy/status/978089786736029696?s=17
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Mar 27, 2018 05:20
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Synthbuttrange posted:
He received a blood transfusion from Mary Jane and now loves Spider-Man.
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Mar 27, 2018 07:47
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evilmiera posted:We interrupt this sad tale for a brazing, but necessary message on what it means to be a real man. Poor John Spiderman. Constantly getting sent messages demanding pictures of him.
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Mar 27, 2018 12:19
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VictorianQueerLit posted:He received a blood transfusion from Mary Jane and now loves Spider-Man. But who did Mary Jane get a blood transfusion from to make her love Spider-Man?
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Mar 27, 2018 12:35
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Epicurius posted:But who did Mary Jane get a blood transfusion from to make her love Spider-Man? Ant-Man
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Mar 27, 2018 14:13
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bobkatt013 posted:Could someone make the hulk slap avatar sized?      
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Mar 28, 2018 01:46
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My god.
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Mar 28, 2018 02:15
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No one will be able to read the sign when this is over.
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Mar 28, 2018 02:22
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This thread keeps exceeding itself, as does the strip
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Mar 28, 2018 03:12
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This really is the best thread
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Mar 28, 2018 04:26
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I love all of this so much.
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Mar 28, 2018 04:49
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I'm ready for a full week of Spider-Man getting swatted around
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Mar 28, 2018 06:15
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Mikl posted:I'm ready for a full week of Spider-Man getting swatted around Nah, every other strip has to be him returning to Jonah and exclaiming "I have to stop them or they'll kill each other!" The true conclusion of this strip is Jonah finally getting over his hatred of Spider-Man and replacing it with pity. MJ comes back with a Spider-Man colored Weeble, which Lizard and Hulk take turns swatting for all eternity.
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Mar 28, 2018 07:28
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I reckon Hulk and the Lizard are going to team up and have a game of tennis using Spidey.
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Mar 28, 2018 07:59
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I love this thread
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Mar 28, 2018 09:34
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Newspaper Spider-Man: GO FOR IT WEBSLINGER!!
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One word: sploosh.
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Mar 29, 2018 00:34
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Oh my god, this comic isn't real! It just can't be! Nothing can be this amazing.
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Push El Burrito posted:One word: sploosh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNRqJHzPA2c
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Mar 29, 2018 00:43
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 You wouldn't believe the things I've seen
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Mar 29, 2018 00:45
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JJJ, your Spider-Man problem is about to solve itself. Quit huffing gator rear end and let Spider-Man die. And Peter... please. Please try to remember that you're fighting two nigh-indestructible regenerating monsters. The men inside of them will be fine getting covered in swamp water and rolling around for a while.
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Mar 29, 2018 01:33
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I don't know why but looking at the first panel I can't help but imagine a farmer JJJ with a corncob pipe in his mouth going "Weeeell, wha do we 'ave 'ere?"
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Mar 29, 2018 01:42
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in the third panel that's jjj's reaction to learning that nsm is not in fact trying to get himself killed. "oh. he's just being an idiot for no reason again."
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I still think everyone is hallucinating from a combination of blood loss and Conner's homemade swamp meth. Maybe angel dust too. Everyone's going to pass out soon and wake up two days later and find they are still in the hospital.
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mind the walrus posted:Quit huffing gator rear end It's like you don't even know the man!
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God bless the uncredited ghost writer who dared to ask "What if Spider-Man were stupid?"
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