I have survived surgery!

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Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Nice work, happy recovery!

# ? Mar 30, 2018 07:13

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AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

NEED MORE MILK posted:

also is your neck shorter now like some kind of bizarro African lady?

I mean I'm really curious if he lost a few inches from it.

hakimashou posted:

Lowtax im not a doctor but you might want to put a bandage on your wound

Nah he's good, they super-glued it shut, surgeon did the same thing with my hernia surgery. No dressing or anything, just glue it up and send you on your way.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 07:14

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

I'm glad you made it! Welcome back and I hope you have a speedy recovery.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 07:16

Herr Tog: Jun 18, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Heres to more life low tax man

# ? Mar 30, 2018 07:17

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

Can I finger your neck hole?

# ? Mar 30, 2018 07:17

hakimashou: Jul 15, 2002; Upset Trowel

AbbadonOfHell posted:

I mean I'm really curious if he lost a few inches from it.

Nah he's good, they super-glued it shut, surgeon did the same thing with my hernia surgery. No dressing or anything, just glue it up and send you on your way.

If someone threw super glue remover on his neck would it just suddenly start spraying out blood?

# ? Mar 30, 2018 07:26

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

AbbadonOfHell posted:

I mean I'm really curious if he lost a few inches from it.

Nah he's good, they super-glued it shut, surgeon did the same thing with my hernia surgery. No dressing or anything, just glue it up and send you on your way.

Ya modern medicine recover methods are pretty wild. Iirc swanky tattoo parlors use this dope plastic blister full of saline to reduce the chance of infection/scarring, after recovery they just prick it and drain all the ink and pus out

# ? Mar 30, 2018 07:28

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

hakimashou posted:

If someone threw super glue remover on his neck would it just suddenly start spraying out blood?

Maybe not "spray" but he'd probably spring a leak of some sort.

Glad you survived your neck surgery too, taxman.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 07:36

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Good im glad. How come it's scarred up already did they cauterize it because a throat wound is such a disk?

# ? Mar 30, 2018 07:56

FPzero: Oct 20, 2008; Game Over
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I'm glad to see the surgery went well taxman. You and your forums have given me so many laughs over the years. Wish I could donate now right now but I'll probably have to wait a little longer before spending anything else here.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:01

Oovee: Jun 21, 2007; No life king.

So do you need to use one of those throat vibrators to speak now?

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:01

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Oovee posted:

So do you need to use one of those throat vibrators to speak now?

Follow up question, is it different from your other vibrators?

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:04

Nice Guy Patron: Jun 29, 2015

My bones are in the mail. Hope they can help.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:04

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Jose posted:

Good im glad. How come it's scarred up already did they cauterize it because a throat wound is such a disk?

Super Glue and dried blood, looks just like my hernia surgery opening did after it was done.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:06

SoylentCola: Mar 21, 2001; Ultra Carp

Sue Uwe Boll it's probably his fault for hitting you and making lovely films.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:08

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

SoylentCola posted:

Sue Uwe Boll it's probably his fault for hitting you and making lovely films.

I blame the lovely films more than the boxing match.

I will stand by Postal being a decent Postal movie though. He actually did capture the spirit of that one, mostly cause it's a huge poo poo-show too.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:12

Alan 00X: Dec 15, 2017; .

congrats! happy for you that it worked out

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:26

Tom Guycot: Oct 15, 2008; Chief of Governors

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# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:39

Kimchi Surplus: Dec 4, 2007; Daddy's out of bourbon...

Glad you made it, Tax Man. These forums have given me over a decade of entertainment and I am fortunate that no matter where I am on this dead and gay world this place will always be here.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:42

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

are there any goons who could revertebrate you, our site creator, lowtax

also why havent goon project: live forever happen yet

someone chime in

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:43

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

I like the part where you didn't die. Good job!

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:48

There Bias Two: Jan 13, 2009; I'm not a good person

Woohoo you made it!!! I hope your recovery goes smoothly. Please avoid any competitive pogo stick champions for awhile.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:49

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Its common knowledge that the vertebraes are in the back of the neck so these fools went in through the front, I think you have been scammed Mr Lowtax :thunk:

What were they REALLY doing in there??

e: Also why did they write DS9 on your neck are they some kind of Star Trek neck surgery fetish people??

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:58

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Flesh Forge posted:

Its common knowledge that the vertebraes are in the back of the neck so these fools went in through the front, I think you have been scammed Mr Lowtax

What were they REALLY doing in there??

e: Also why did they write DS9 on your neck are they some kind of Star Trek neck surgery fetish people??

They wanted to remind him which series was the best when he was in recovery.

So are you still laid up? I bought someone an av because that's all I can do but I also know that the freedom tax for basic medical care is very onerous.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 09:05

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

Is that from the front or back

# ? Mar 30, 2018 09:21

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Jesus Mary loving Christ you had a broken vertebrae in there? I am so goddamn glad you got to the surgery okay. That�s the sort of poo poo that murders the gently caress out of people with no remorse when it goes.

My best and warmest, Lowtax. Only wish I wasn�t quite so hosed financially so I could help out more.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 09:32

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Goongrats on the bitchin scar my guy

# ? Mar 30, 2018 09:33

clone on the phone: Aug 5, 2003

I am glad your trash body is still somewhat working. Good work champ!

# ? Mar 30, 2018 09:33

Ritznit: Dec 19, 2012; I'm crackers for cheese.; Ultra Carp

Glad you are not dead. Keep on trucking.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 09:51

lt_kennedy: Sep 2, 2007; Needs Moar Race

Nearly Headless Nick cosplay looking on point

# ? Mar 30, 2018 09:52

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Congrats on not dying. Glad you are still around.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 09:58

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Richard "nonecks" Kyanka

# ? Mar 30, 2018 09:59

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

That thing is gonna put a vampire right off his dinner. Smart move.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 10:18

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/UweBollRaw/status/979524449736130561

# ? Mar 30, 2018 10:38

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/UweBollRaw/status/979524449736130561

Wow even Uwe sending some love.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 10:43

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

Happy to hear that you will be okay again, Lowtax.

I will buy plat again to celebrate.

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/UweBollRaw/status/979524449736130561

Holy eff.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 10:45

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Don't let your vertebrae regroup and come up with another plan OP. Finish them!

# ? Mar 30, 2018 10:48

lil bip: Mar 13, 2004; That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Glad you are recovering Taxman!

# ? Mar 30, 2018 10:50

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Glad your on the road to recovery

# ? Mar 30, 2018 10:52

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Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Coolguye posted:

Jesus Mary loving Christ you had a broken vertebrae in there? I am so goddamn glad you got to the surgery okay. That�s the sort of poo poo that murders the gently caress out of people with no remorse when it goes.

My best and warmest, Lowtax. Only wish I wasn�t quite so hosed financially so I could help out more.

Thank you, and thank you to everybody else for the well wishes! Now I only have one remaining surgery left, to fix the bone spur which is currently growing into the artery on the left side of my neck.

LESSON FOR EVERYBODY HERE: get a shitload of scans every bunch of years. I had no clue my gay body was straddling the precipice of death until I had various X-rays and MRIs and CAT scans and whatever the gently caress they all are done. They found a bone spur that had apparently been growing into my artery for god knows how long, and the doctor casually told me "if you get a chiropractor adjustment, you could die." He told me this a few days after the weekly adjustment I had been getting for months.

My body basically was created to self destruct, like an Inspector Gadget note.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 10:56

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