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Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005





Surely Diana wouldn't be speaking to psychics from the Star of all papers

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

The MSJ posted:

unintentionally hilarious posthumous autistic child assassin movie Book of Henry

I didn't realize how bonkers this movie was until I heard the Flop House episode about it. What a batshit concept.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh my goodness this movie sounds like the second coming of Tommy Wiesou.
Thanks for alerting me.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Book of Henry is great :colbert:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

If I want to see an autist kill people violently, I’d watch The Accountant.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/NewStatesman/status/827208212969582592

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

If you see something, say nothing, and pack meat to forget.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Is Satan Still Cool? The Teens Speak

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Clearly deliberate, but NASA wants to probe Uranus in search of gas

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Picturing force ghost Diana. Or maybe head made out of clouds Diana.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead

If there isn't a fudgepacking district where else are they supposed to do that?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I prefer the chick sexing area behind the farm.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2018/03/28/turtles-use-flippers-like-hands-grasping-jellyfish-karate-chopping/

Turtles evolve to use flippers like hands and karate-chop prey

No word on whether they were taught by a wise old rodent.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I can't find video of that filler scene in Dragon Ball Z where the goddamn turtle beats up some sea thugs.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/thetakeout/status/979080456548253696

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I use a fake name at Starbucks, just because people mangle my (not unusual in English-speaking countries) first name.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Alt-Right Furries Are Raging Online, And Leftist Furries Wonder What Is To Be Done

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/katierogers/status/979429526244642816

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Pretty easy: 'You're supporting people who will literally murder you the first chance they get, we aren't.'

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You have to be a special type of moron to be a Nazi furry, like the bad kind of special that is completely immune to irony.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Following links in the DeviantArt safari thread led me to a guy with a Hitler/Confederate flag mashup avatar whose profile had a rant about leftist furries alongside his crude diaper furry vore art. Like dude, you'd be the first one loaded onto the god drat trains who do you think you're kidding.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I don't think that the Nazis would have even bothered with trains for Furries, these suits look highly flammable and the wehrmacht had flamethrowers.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Hitler got injections of bull semen.

Maybe he would have been a furry.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Nope, his doctor was a quack who he kept for morphine injections.
E:Maybe the bullshots make him more attractive to diaperfurs.

By popular demand has a new favorite as of 10:00 on Mar 30, 2018

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Himmler would totally have been a furry. Dude was a huge goon.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh my the list of crap the good doctor prescribed makes for an educational reading:

Wikipedia posted:


Atropa belladonna (2–4 pills with every meal, for a total of 8-16 tablets a day,[15] in Doktor Koster's Antigaspills,[16] a compound also containing strychnine)[17]

atropine (extract of seminal vesicles)[16]

Brom-Nervacit (bromide, since August 1941 a spoonful almost every night, to counteract stimulation from methamphetamine and permit sleep)[7]

caffeine

chamomile

cocaine and adrenaline (via eyedrops)[18]

E. coli [19]

enzymes

Eukodal or Eukodol (trade name for oxycodone)[20]

Eupaverinum (papaverine, antispasmotic)[7]

Glyconorm (metformin) [7]

Methamphetamine (as Pervitin and Vitamultin)[7][16]

morphine

Mutaflor (pills prescribed to Hitler for flatulence in 1936, the first unorthodox drug treatment from Morell; bacteria extracted from human faeces, see: E. coli)[19]

oxedrine tartrate

potassium bromide

prophenazone (a derivative of Phenazone)

proteins and lipids derived from animal tissues and fats

sodium barbitone

strychnine[17]

sulfonamide

testosterone

vitamins

An almost complete listing of the drugs used by Morell, wrote historian Hugh Trevor-Roper, was compiled after the war from his own meticulous daily records unlikely to have been exaggerated.[14]


Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Inescapable Duck posted:

Pretty easy: 'You're supporting people who will literally murder you the first chance they get, we aren't.'

if we all created a kind of cultural phalanx that united all of the internet based on this principle we'd have an easier time defeating the liberal or conservative or otherwise lovely political parties that plague our democracies

e: oh also fascists nazis nationalists monarchists autocrats theocrats etc can suck my dick

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Oh my the list of crap the good doctor prescribed makes for an educational reading:

I remember how this came up in a TCC thread; 'I can absolutely see how this cocktail of drugs would lead to a genocide'.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Let's not absolve Adolf of responsibility though, he was down with genocide long before he met Dr. Morell.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Adolf Hitler was a shite artist.

He had no redeeming qualities.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



So Hitler was literally eyeballing cocaine

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Platystemon posted:

Adolf Hitler was a shite artist.

He had no redeeming qualities.

he was alright if you consider that he had received no formal education for it

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Uh... Atropine isn't an extract of seminal vesicles. It comes from nightshade plants. Which I guess isn't that much less weird but i guess my point is I'm not sure how accurate that list really is.
The thought of Hitler having low T is pretty lol though.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I dunno if he did, point is that he was obsessed with appearing healthy and virile.
He'd definitely have plastic surgeries if the tech was as developed as it is nowadays.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Well he did only have one ball, so Low T isn't the most absurd logical leap to make.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Dixville posted:

Uh... Atropine isn't an extract of seminal vesicles. It comes from nightshade plants. Which I guess isn't that much less weird but i guess my point is I'm not sure how accurate that list really is.
The thought of Hitler having low T is pretty lol though.

Also I thought atropine was poison unless you're already poisoned.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Also I thought atropine was poison unless you're already poisoned.

Like a full third of that list falls under this category.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


A little bit more of it could have cured Europe of the worst poison.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


cock hero flux posted:

he was alright if you consider that he had received no formal education for it

Nah. Plenty of amazing artists get 0 education for it and plenty of lovely artists have art degrees. You can't always teach someone to draw/paint well. Some people are just great at it, others like Hitler have no eye for art and doubtedly would have done better with someone teaching them.

Fuckers eyes must have been wonky.

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