These computers are making me jerky! The yospos dehydration thread.

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Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

President Beep posted:

sorry it�s actually the pretzels.

it's the loving chex

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blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

gah no, it's the nuts

# ? Mar 30, 2018 05:04

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Dongslayer. posted:

rye chips benefit greatly from the salt and other garbage they roll around in with chex mix.

ok this is actually a very valid point.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:28

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

blugu64 posted:

gah no, it's the nuts

both so wrong! jfc! :rant:

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:29

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

you goons have gotten me mad about chex mix! how has my life come to this?!?!

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:30

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

President Beep posted:

you goons have gotten me mad about chex mix! how has my life come to this?!?!

If I had access only to Chex Mix rather than to Gardetto's I'd be pretty mad too?

:nitecrew:

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:38

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Schadenboner posted:

not by choice, yosfriend

:negative:

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:39

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

President Beep posted:

not by choice, yosfriend

Yeah, me either. But my two-week rotation on third-shift ends this morning so :woop:

# ? Mar 30, 2018 08:43

clone on the phone: Aug 5, 2003

All the hot air in my case gets blasted right out the top through a nice mesh grill. Sometimes I use it to dry my weed when it's a bit too wet.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 10:09

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

I'm eating some Gardetto's right now.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 10:45

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Now I'm starting in on the rye chips!

:yum:

# ? Mar 30, 2018 10:59

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Forgot to update this. The rye chips were real good.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 14:03

pram: Jun 10, 2001

nice

# ? Mar 30, 2018 18:16

Fuzzy Mammal: Aug 15, 2001; Lipstick Apathy

lard is great and if you don't think so you've been propagandized by the crisco corporation starting about 1940.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 18:59

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

lard is great and if you don't think so you've been propagandized by the crisco corporation starting about 1940.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 19:08

I HAVE GOUT: Nov 23, 2017

Just did a run and got sweaty outside. Time to dry up a little by the ~~fireplace~~ dehydration computer

# ? Mar 30, 2018 19:40

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

that's the scenario you come up with for someone using a fireplace? :catstare:

# ? Mar 30, 2018 21:38

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I should buy some Chex mix

# ? Mar 30, 2018 21:50

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

chzeks micks

# ? Mar 30, 2018 21:58

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

President Beep posted:

chzeks micks

nice racism

# ? Mar 30, 2018 22:20

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

President Beep posted:

chzeks

what the hell is that

# ? Mar 30, 2018 22:38

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Sham bam bamina! posted:

what the hell is that

lol. oops.

# ? Mar 30, 2018 22:40

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

My third-shift stand got extended for "a week" (read: "for as long as we loving well want and gently caress you very much for asking to go back on your "regular" days schedule you little poo poo") so you all can look forward to many more snack food trip-reports in the days to come!

# ? Mar 31, 2018 04:11

Corla Plankun: May 8, 2007; improve the lives of everyone

every time i open a bag of gardettos there seems to be 5% more pretzels than the last bag i opened

# ? Mar 31, 2018 04:34

I HAVE GOUT: Nov 23, 2017

Sham bam bamina! posted:

that's the scenario you come up with for someone using a fireplace?

The heat from the fire dries up the sweat

# ? Apr 1, 2018 14:55

HoboMan: Nov 4, 2010

Schadenboner posted:

These all-rye chip bags are disappointing. The process of working your way to the rye chips* adds anticipation and enjoyment to the eventual achievement of the rye chips.

*: The correct order is: bread-sticks, straight pretzels, regular pretzels, then and only then the rye chips.**

**: Previous to the removal of sesame bread-sticks in 2013 the correct order was: ordinary bread-sticks, straight pretzels, sesame bread-sticks, regular pretzels, rye chips. The mixing of pretzel and bread-stick courses provided micro-achievement and improved the final enjoyment of the rye chips.

a rare good post that is 100% factually correct

# ? Apr 13, 2018 22:30

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

do you have a brain fever or something?????

jesus christ.

# ? Apr 13, 2018 22:50

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

President Beep posted:

do you have a brain fever or something?????

jesus christ.

Exactly: my posts are always both good and 100% factually correct.

# ? Apr 13, 2018 23:03

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Schadenboner posted:

Exactly: my posts are always both good and 100% factually correct.

gently caress! outmaneuvered AGAIN.

# ? Apr 13, 2018 23:03

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Schadenboner posted:

*: The correct order is: bread-sticks, straight pretzels, regular pretzels, then and only then the rye chips.**

**: Previous to the removal of sesame bread-sticks in 2013 the correct order was: ordinary bread-sticks, straight pretzels, sesame bread-sticks, regular pretzels, rye chips. The mixing of pretzel and bread-stick courses provided micro-achievement and improved the final enjoyment of the rye chips.

After thorough testing, I am ready to update my Gardetto's eating order to the following: Straight pretzels, Breadsticks (of both sorts, being so similar as to make differentiation between the two a waste of effort), standard pretzels, rye chips as I have determined this provides superior flavor-outcomes to the previous order.

E: Additionally, the early removal of straight pretzels frees up enough room to make the removal of the breadsticks easier, resulting in fewer error situations where breadsticks are found after the commencement of the regular pretzel eating phase.

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Apr 19, 2018

# ? Apr 19, 2018 20:15

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

what in the name of christ is going on with your av

:psyduck:

# ? Apr 19, 2018 20:36

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

President Beep posted:

what in the name of christ is going on with your av

Horus Heresy players is some salty-rear end bitches.

:shrug:

# ? Apr 19, 2018 20:38

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

it is a good avatar, cherish it

# ? Apr 19, 2018 23:19

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Sham bam bamina! posted:

it is a good avatar, cherish it

# ? Apr 19, 2018 23:30

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

gonna cherish the goose egg on my noggin when i have a seizure and fall over!

# ? Apr 19, 2018 23:35

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

# ? Apr 22, 2018 02:59

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Schadenboner posted:

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Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

chex mix is perfect just the way it is

# ? Apr 22, 2018 17:44

Samuel L. ACKSYN: Feb 29, 2008

i mean, that big johns jerky is pretty good

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Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

chex mix is perfect just the way it is

Chex mix is merely a degenerate form of Gardetto's.

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