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Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


buglord posted:

oh my god why does this website exist?


unless this is a satire site like Christwire where everyone is in on the joke

e:christ nope its real

None of them understand its their ugly repulsive insides that keep them from finding a girlfriend and instead assume its their cheekbones.

I worked with an incel guy for a couple months once, dude was creepy a f.

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

How could you resist a man who is well versed in sexual market value? He's basically a tiny investment banker. loving whores just discriminate against the short or those with imperfect lower thirds

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


whoa its like im seeing double, two heroes of kvatch

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Oof, that is some unfortunate bone placement

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


drat these soft, doughy bones of mine!

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Humpty Dumpty's love child.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
He looks like a live-action version of a disney cartoon character.

Like, the left could be Gaston's sidekick dude, and the right is Gaston.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
One day Frank and Charlie were scavenging for eggs under the bridge when they found another guy trying to take over their spot

THey knocked him out but when they got a look at him, they got spooked

How can they fight a man who is an egg for eggs?

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

He looks like a live-action version of a disney cartoon character.

Like, the left could be Gaston's sidekick dude, and the right is Gaston.

left hobbit right elf

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

He looks like a live-action version of a disney cartoon character.

Like, the left could be Gaston's sidekick dude, and the right is Gaston.

lmao

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


that's what strong potions will do to you

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
he just needs to decrease his FOV by about 90

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Is that person (not the blobfish, geez) a dude?

Hentai Tentacle Demon
Apr 12, 2002

Spacy Spicy Love
Alice the Goon looking motherfucker

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Former DILF posted:

left hobbit right elf

This needs to be strung together with the none pizza left beef meme

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012


Kylo Wrong

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012


I got one of those

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

The Bloop posted:

Who's got two thumbs and an anus?




Bloodfart McCoy

It’s apparently not that easy to find a picture of someone stick both thumbs up their butt or someone else’s.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

That liar, that's clearly more than 1.5cm worth of bone movement.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Tumble posted:

That liar, that's clearly more than 1.5cm worth of bone movement.

all that dude needs to do is lose some weight and get a better hair cut. maybe grow a beard to compensate for the thinning hair line

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Rutibex posted:

all that dude needs to do is lose some weight and get a better hair cut. maybe grow a beard to compensate for the thinning hair line

too bad nerds seem to think "looks don't matter" means "I shouldn't have to put in effort to be found attractive"

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Tumble posted:

That liar, that's clearly more than 1.5cm worth of bone movement.

His hair bones moved at least 2cm

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Poops Mcgoots posted:

too bad nerds seem to think "looks don't matter" means "I shouldn't have to put in effort to be found attractive"

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Slugnoid fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Apr 2, 2018

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://twitter.com/LydiaBurrell/status/980241290305658881?s=19

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
lmao

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm sure that list will get used any day year decade now

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Rutibex posted:

too creepy for reddit

the abyss is bottomless

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

....um. #9????

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

My man going to match 4 jewels during the date

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


lol


BLESSED

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005


Is there something i'm missing? This seems like it would function properly as one of those hotel door-openy-preventer things

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ignite Memories posted:

Is there something i'm missing? This seems like it would function properly as one of those hotel door-openy-preventer things

That’s keeping people in not out

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015


this is funny but it tips its hand too much

well not enough to convince goons that its a joke but w.e

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

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