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Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug
My real name is Doogusa

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Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Beet Wagon posted:

You’re right I’m sorry everyone. My real name is Turnip Wagon, I just changed it for this place cause I wanted you all to think I was cool

Cool avatar.

SoftNum
Mar 31, 2011

Kosumo posted:

So has anyone said what was in the latest space court papers?

Just another "Bloo Bloo we don't know what legal language means and the suit has no merit so please don't make us show our secrets".

I'm not even sure what purpose it serves 2 weeks out from the hearing.

Golli
Jan 5, 2013



SoftNum posted:

Just another "Bloo Bloo we don't know what legal language means and the suit has no merit so please don't make us show our secrets".

I'm not even sure what purpose it serves 2 weeks out from the hearing.

People love the guy who trash talks at the weigh in, even though he has no chance at all.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Beet Wagon posted:

You’re right I’m sorry everyone. My real name is Turnip Wagon, I just changed it for this place cause I wanted you all to think I was cool

I have a confession to make, too: if I ever had a beet, I don't remember it. I have no idea what they taste like

e: turnips, too

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Quavers posted:

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/6/thread/april-subscriber-update

April Subscriber Update

It is time for the Subscriber Monthly Update!

As you probably know by now, the beginning of the month means there’s a new ship to fly. Starting today all active subscribers will still have access to fly the Razor until the end of the month. We thought this would be a great way to kick off the 3.1 patch. Have fun zipping around the universe in this fast craft!

If you haven’t checked out our Perks feedback thread yet, hop on over! We’re looking for your constructive feedback on what you like or don’t like about our current benefits. Check it out here: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/6/thread/subscriber-s-program-feedback-discussion

As of tomorrow you'll see our first April Vault offering, stayed tuned here for further details.

I am also excited to announce our Imperator and Centurion Subscriber Flair for this month. This will be awarded later this month so if it interests you you should subscribe now and get your hands on these custom skinned Gemini Pistols. Keep your eyes out for more information around these great items as we get closer to releasing them.





Pistols and Bic lighters?

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

Quavers posted:

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/6/thread/april-subscriber-update

April Subscriber Update

It is time for the Subscriber Monthly Update!

As you probably know by now, the beginning of the month means there’s a new ship to fly. Starting today all active subscribers will still have access to fly the Razor until the end of the month. We thought this would be a great way to kick off the 3.1 patch. Have fun zipping around the universe in this fast craft!

If you haven’t checked out our Perks feedback thread yet, hop on over! We’re looking for your constructive feedback on what you like or don’t like about our current benefits. Check it out here: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/6/thread/subscriber-s-program-feedback-discussion

As of tomorrow you'll see our first April Vault offering, stayed tuned here for further details.

I am also excited to announce our Imperator and Centurion Subscriber Flair for this month. This will be awarded later this month so if it interests you you should subscribe now and get your hands on these custom skinned Gemini Pistols. Keep your eyes out for more information around these great items as we get closer to releasing them.





Star Citizen will have no subscriptions.
You should subscribe now

Kobbo_Fett
Dec 5, 2016

Boba? Never heard of 'im.

Beet Wagon posted:

You’re right I’m sorry everyone. My real name is Turnip Wagon, I just changed it for this place cause I wanted you all to think I was cool

How do you do?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Foo Diddley posted:

I have a confession to make, too: if I ever had a beet, I don't remember it. I have no idea what they taste like

e: turnips, too

pickled beets a really good and you should go eat a bunch of them right now.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

big nipples big life posted:

pickled beets a really good and you should go eat a bunch of them right now.

You should have told me before I went to the store

I ain't goin' twice :colbert:

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard




https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/979499539953537026
https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/981601718608846848

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

soon then

Peter.Quint
Mar 16, 2018

big nipples big life posted:

When I was born my nipples covered 73% of my body.

And it granted you a massively extended lifespan.

OK, I get it now, sorry for jumping to conclusions.

Kharan
Jun 28, 2005
Ned is dead


I told him then and I tell him now to get proper test beds. He was probably thinking of Ikea.

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer

Kosumo posted:

Please repost link to vid, it was :five:

Considering the thread direction, I think it's best we all sing a song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSMIAHZEAU4

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Bootcha posted:

Considering the thread direction, I think it's best we all sing a song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSMIAHZEAU4

Holy poo poo this was made a year and a half ago.

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Bootcha posted:

Considering the thread direction, I think it's best we all sing a song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSMIAHZEAU4

You're the best.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Peter.Quint posted:

My dream has always been to be Derek's Ben Lesnick.

Have you seen my Battlecruiser memorabilia?


Mods change his name to Buttercruiser 3000

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Foo Diddley posted:

Whoa, Line of Defense is $10 now?

Line Of Defensive

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
https://i.imgur.com/5QfkS8e.gifv

TheGodofIris
Oct 12, 2016

None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free
Has anyone said, Beets, Bears, Battlecrusier 3000ad?

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Bootcha posted:

Considering the thread direction, I think it's best we all sing a song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSMIAHZEAU4

When all is said and done, the crying, the wailing, the lols, the jokes, the parps...my contribution to this will remain and will always be in my heart. <3

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Thoatse posted:

Mods change his name to Buttercruiser 3000

More like Buttcruiser 3000 :grin:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

line of the fence

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Pictured below is Ben Lesnicks's car when Chris was a used car salesman. Not a joke!

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

peter gabriel posted:

line of the fence

I'm just going to take a moment here to really appreciate this.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Matoi Ryuko posted:

Cool avatar.

Thank you, I made it myself. I call it a "Pocket Monster" and I use it to teach children about animal cruelty laws.

Foo Diddley posted:

I have a confession to make, too: if I ever had a beet, I don't remember it. I have no idea what they taste like

e: turnips, too

You should go eat both of those things. The Nipples Man is right, pickled beets are delicious and they're also a very pretty color

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

peter gabriel posted:

line of the fence

https://i.imgur.com/pvQ4nXm.gifv

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


:lol:

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Se5g6AjrQ

bears repeating

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

Peter.Quint posted:

Or maybe just not given quite so much poo poo. I think a lot of the stuff on here written about the warlord is disproportionately rude, cruel at times as well. I don't see anyone else using their real names and putting themselves and their careers up for public judgement.

This whole thing has a more personal aspect for him than it does for a nobody on the internet like me who's just in it for the lols.

I've seen some laughable stuff already about not being "a real goon", or something, as well an attitude that you're only really cool if you mock Star Citizen and say you hate Derek Smart. Like that's something you imagine would blow the mind of an average citizen, the ultimate in untouchable. I'm a strong, independent goon, don't need no warlord.

I've read a lot of stuff and I just can't see the dislike of Derek as having anything other than some pretty shallow reasons.

Gently caress it, can't we remember happier times, like Gamescon 2017. FoIP, the cringe acting, the crash, the ramps, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIEGbOK0cAE

Would you say that Dr. Smart has balls ?

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

trucutru posted:

*Ahem* you loving uneducated cultural chauvinist. Besides me there are also other people who use their real names, like The Titanic (actually RMS Titanic), Peter Gabriel, and Mr. Big Nipples Big Life, who has the raddest name.

Ahem. Am also bear.

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

I'am also a perfectly transparent ghost.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

:vince: :grin:

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Bootcha posted:

Considering the thread direction, I think it's best we all sing a song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSMIAHZEAU4

Hell, its about time.

:five:

Lack of Gravitas
Oct 11, 2012

Grimey Drawer

Hav posted:

Ahem. Am also bear.

i thought you were a golden retriever?

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development




:ohdear:




Overworked CIG dev: "Boss! BOSS! The database schmeg is building up to critical levels, Persistence 2.0 is collapsing, and Customer Support can't keep up account-fix requests... what should we do?"
Crobbears: "Just reset the database"
Overworked CIG dev: "But won't the backers worry? We had the same problems with 3.0 and 3.0.1, we can't keep brushing aside the issue, right?"
Crobbears: "Hah, those marks are too blinkered to care. We'll distract them with "free" subscriber JPEGs, and they'll be dumb enough to pay us instead. Win-win!"
Overworked CIG dev: "Wow, you're right as always, thanks boss!" (I must believe in His vision... I must believe in His vision...)

:tif:

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.

Renegret posted:

can we just permaban derek

He's worth hundreds per year in avatar changes. He's Lowtax's golden goose.

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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

I love that they can't keep a relatively simple database from exploding everytime they have a new patch

I'm sure with their hundreds of thousands of players the game will be happy and content to keep track of all your cosmetic items

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