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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

a trash heap of a newspaper:

HOW DO YOU gently caress THAT UP

https://twitter.com/hardballtalk/status/982263570162368518

:downs:

will_colorado fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Apr 6, 2018

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Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.



loving :lol:

It even says "Phillies" clear as day in it.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

the popes toes posted:

"It’s not just that Brewers left fielder and sanctimonious, lying performance-enhancing-drug user Ryan Braun looked like a fool when throwing-challenged Jon Lester threw him out at third in the first inning Thursday night, it’s that Braun looked like an idiot while also playing dumb baseball because he already was in scoring position and didn’t give Milwaukee’s cleanup hitter an at-bat. The Cubs have always depended on the stupidity of strangers."

If more newspapers wrote like they just got through posting in SA, the world would be a better place.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/rosenblog/ct-spt-chicago-cubs-ryan-braun-rosenbloom-20180406-story.html

The article doesn't even mention how the very next half-inning, Braun stupidly threw to 3rd to try to get the runner out on a single, allowing the hitter to get to second. Two runs scored on a single the very next AB.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

will_colorado posted:

a trash heap of a newspaper:

HOW DO YOU gently caress THAT UP

https://twitter.com/hardballtalk/status/982263570162368518

:downs:

I wish they had somehow run a picture of Pepsi Center

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

will_colorado posted:

a trash heap of a newspaper:

HOW DO YOU gently caress THAT UP

https://twitter.com/hardballtalk/status/982263570162368518

:downs:

Jesse Spector here with the context:

https://twitter.com/jessespector/status/982256440948670464

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=


Reminds me of how The Chicago Sun Times fired their staff photographers in 2013 and it's extremely noticeable after the Cubs won the World Series.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
There was also the paper that described Pat Venditte as an amphibious pitcher.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

I have that Chicago Tribune newspaper framed and hanging on my wall, it's really great :)

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Salvor_Hardin posted:

There was also the paper that described Pat Venditte as an amphibious pitcher.

I want to see this IRL now


will_colorado posted:

a trash heap of a newspaper:

HOW DO YOU gently caress THAT UP

https://twitter.com/hardballtalk/status/982263570162368518

:downs:

I'm the Phillies sign

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
https://twitter.com/Deers1/status/982267613731471362

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I want to see this IRL now

Erainor
Dec 30, 2017

THUNDERDOME LOSER
This has been a painful couple of days for the Brewers offense :derp:

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Kurt Suzuki back in the lineup today, sparing the Rockies the wrath of Chris Stewart's mighty bat.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Jeter needs to trade for the guy ASAP, he'd be a perfect fit given how underwater the Marlins are.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Gabe Kapler is already on the hot seat lol

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
https://twitter.com/cubs/status/982054554387861506?s=21
https://twitter.com/cubs/status/982056468928172033?s=21

It’s great when the Brewers get clowned. When it’s Braun, that’s just icing on the cake.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Popete posted:

I have that Chicago Tribune newspaper framed and hanging on my wall, it's really great :)

I do too. It's one of my favorite possessions.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

seiferguy posted:

Gabe Kapler is already on the hot seat lol

MacPhail isn't known to be particularly patient so I wouldn't be stunned if Kapler was gone by early May. He's always been the type to admit a mistake and cut his losses early as opposed to riding out a storm.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Go Yankees

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





I mean, I want an actual amphibious pitcher

Give me underwater baseball

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Miz Kriss posted:

https://twitter.com/cubs/status/982056468928172033?s=21

It’s great when the Brewers get clowned. When it’s Braun, that’s just icing on the cake.
"...Safe? Safe? Okay! v:shobon:v"

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Fifty Three posted:

"...Safe? Safe? Okay! v:shobon:v"

Javy Baez, gif wizard.

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

Inspector_666 posted:

Javy Baez, gif wizard.

There’s a reason why his nickname is “El Mago” :sparkles:

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Kurt Suzuki back in the lineup today, sparing the Rockies the wrath of Chris Stewart's mighty bat.

I think they went ahead and sent him down, since the role he was signed for is basically on-field coach for the prospect pitchers.

Looking forward to the dinger train rolling on, but the Braves haven’t seen the Rockies pitcher before which is usually bad.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Timby posted:

MacPhail isn't known to be particularly patient so I wouldn't be stunned if Kapler was gone by early May. He's always been the type to admit a mistake and cut his losses early as opposed to riding out a storm.

I don't think MacPhail is the kind of guy who would like the kind of attention this is bringing to the Phillies. He's not directly calling the shots, but he's an elder statesman of MLB at this point and doesn't strike me as someone who likes his clubhouses in disarray.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

https://twitter.com/hickorycrawdads/status/982333625344692224

:colbert:
should clearly belong to the Trenton Thunder

Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

La! La! La! Laaaa!



College Slice

Will they be distributing barf bags to fans who have to look at those things?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Please tell me there's some enormously fat guy on the team whose belly will be jiggling as he runs somewhere, creating the illusion that the boat is being rowed on actual waves

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


that conjures memories of some of those purposely hideous boots for that Doc Martens design contest that got goonrushed about a decade ago.

Erainor
Dec 30, 2017

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Knebel out 4-6 weeks is a tough blow.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lol Braves with the most runs and highest avg with RISP? Get ur get together MLB lmao

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Disappointed the guys in the boat weren't replaced with actual crawdads. Would have completely 180'd that jersey to super rad.

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

This belongs in a Walmart

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Erainor posted:

Knebel out 4-6 weeks is a tough blow.

"Exploded crotch" is a tough way to go down.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

N: 27 degrees

V: gently caress the goddamn Braves

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

I was told the Pirates were going to be a garbage fire this season and now I don't know who to believe.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


you need not believe anything. all you need do is take a glance at your calendar, and realize it's april 6

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

the popes toes posted:

I was told the Pirates were going to be a garbage fire this season and now I don't know who to believe.
To be fair they have played the Reds and Tigers

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/flippingbats/status/982452228719038464

Shoheiiiiii

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