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b0ner of doom
Mar 17, 2006

saviro posted:

ghost is bad

devin townsend is bad

gently caress you

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il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

tote up a bags posted:

I know posting Devin in this thread causes half of you to meltdown

lol this poster was spot on

oh no a band I don't like, in the metal thread!!! Must make posts saying nothing but "I don't like this" for pages in case someone doesn't know, instead of just posting about something I do like

here talk about this instead. If you don't like it, at least say why instead of just "is bad"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O4pqNYlQkPY

il_cornuto fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Apr 14, 2018

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

il_cornuto posted:

oh no a list of best metal albums, in the metal thread!!! Must make posts saying nothing but "I don't like this" for pages in case someone doesn't know, instead of just posting about something I do like

pot, kettle, black, metal

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

Dyna Soar posted:

pot, kettle, black, metal

When people post stuff I don't like I either give an actual specific criticism or, more often, ignore is

Even list chat was more interesting, I'm sorry I ever doubted you

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


As people post more and more black metal in a thread that I note is not the very active black metal thread, I do wish they would stop doing that.

Also, some posters should stop defending Nazi bands, ironically or not.

That is all.

In the spirit of cooperation and unity, here is some power/folk metal I enjoyed recently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB1NYnHlkyg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Vjaktu5NE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ayPgEe5u44

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE99vXM2-lE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agdc48fK_-4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8BZVRoGMeU

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
meta talk of posting behaviour is whats the most boring thing to read i could think of, especially if it's not in any way funny.

i've started compiling a summer metal playlist, i want like uhh light metal, uplifting poo poo, montage stuff etc. but without resorting to straight up AOR. i'm gonna blast that poo poo when i drive around the countryside in the summer

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

Clutch is the best summer driving rock/metal. Their self titled, blast tyrant and pure rock fury are all amazing.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

il_cornuto posted:

Clutch is the best summer driving rock/metal. Their self titled, blast tyrant and pure rock fury are all amazing.

for sure!

i'm also gonna put some xysma's yeah! -era stuff, it's pure summer death metal, like a death metal proto-torche with sewer vox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xva7EWXFPE

then a bunch of cheeseball 80s power and prog metal, some techno-thrash and so on.

Dyna Soar fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Apr 14, 2018

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

dont even fink about it posted:

As people post more and more black metal in a thread that I note is not the very active black metal thread, I do wish they would stop doing that.

Also, some posters should stop defending Nazi bands, ironically or not.

That is all.

In the spirit of cooperation and unity, here is some power/folk metal I enjoyed recently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB1NYnHlkyg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Vjaktu5NE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ayPgEe5u44

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE99vXM2-lE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agdc48fK_-4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8BZVRoGMeU

The black metal thread is barely used and there's plenty of bands that aren't pure black metal anyway, its bizarre to complain about black metal being posted in here

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Metal Thread #19862016 - [band you like] is bad. gently caress you

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

I tend to forget the black metal thread exists half the time tbh, I know not everyone likes black metal but that's true of every subgenre. I don't really like much power metal myself, the vocals aren't my cup of tea.

A band I do like is Horrendous, I was just listening to them.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pUMT38YMFcA

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
80s power & prog metal is really fun, but i guess i'm rarely in the mood for cheeseball poo poo like that.

like, can you hate on this poo poo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWM2MZ9ar7I

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

I’m perpetually in the mood for Blind Guardian.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Kilometers Davis posted:

I’m perpetually in the mood for Blind Guardian.

i'm more of a voivod / watchtower / mekong delta / fates warning kind of guy myself

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

Kilometers Davis posted:

I’m perpetually in the mood for Blind Guardian.

same, but for symphony x

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

I'm always in the 'mood' for grand belial's key

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

Dyna Soar posted:

80s power & prog metal is really fun, but i guess i'm rarely in the mood for cheeseball poo poo like that.

like, can you hate on this poo poo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWM2MZ9ar7I

It's amazing, apart from the vocals which are physically uncomfortable for me to listen to, so that ruins it sadly.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
Heh, i’ve liked worse vocals! Its part of the bands charm i guess

i mean when it comes to weird rear end vocals, confessor is something else: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EseW9DYGLTE

one of my favourite bands of all time

Dyna Soar fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Apr 14, 2018

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Dyna Soar posted:

i've started compiling a summer metal playlist, i want like uhh light metal, uplifting poo poo, montage stuff etc. but without resorting to straight up AOR. i'm gonna blast that poo poo when i drive around the countryside in the summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5TAHf9Mh1s


Kilometers Davis posted:

I’m perpetually in the mood for Blind Guardian.

:same:

and also Gamma Ray

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9H9JMVoF80

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
Heads up eurogoons, earache has a sale going and i just spent over 200 euros on records and t-shirts

Dyna Soar fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Apr 14, 2018

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dyna Soar posted:

80s power & prog metal is really fun, but i guess i'm rarely in the mood for cheeseball poo poo like that.

like, can you hate on this poo poo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWM2MZ9ar7I

On a tangent away from metal, at some point during their career, Sieges Even went from great tech/prog trash to great prog rock/metal-ish. I highly recommend The Art of Navigating By the Stars if you haven't checked it out and are into prog at all. I'm not and I still like it quite a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt3zybpDfZ8

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

Dyna Soar posted:

Heads up eurogoons, earache has a sale going and i just spent over 200 euros on records and t-shirts

How many pairs of Nocturnus sweatpants did you buy?

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
New Nekrogoblikon album is out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaUN3IJhSao

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

il_cornuto posted:

lol this poster was spot on

oh no a band I don't like, in the metal thread!!! Must make posts saying nothing but "I don't like this" for pages in case someone doesn't know, instead of just posting about something I do like

i think the problem is that this is the metal thread, not the dad-rock thread where he belongs

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

Zodijackylite posted:

Please share some killer slow/groovy black metal like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQduGayYnco

I posted some of this already but then i remembered that Argentum's first album is also in a similar style and very underrated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bQ-gdizgQw

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

I have a feeling it might be a tad divisive among the populace in this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfWUp5fjnZQ

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

A human heart posted:

I posted some of this already but then i remembered that Argentum's first album is also in a similar style and very underrated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bQ-gdizgQw

Good stuff. I missed this one, amongst all the stuff FMP put out later on.

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



Do you guys ever talk about Slam Death Metal like Analepsy and Abominable Putridity here or should I just stay my narrow-minded rear end in the -Core thread?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

ShoogaSlim posted:

Do you guys ever talk about Slam Death Metal like Analepsy and Abominable Putridity here or should I just stay my narrow-minded rear end in the -Core thread?

There's a time and place for slam. It's hard to put up with for more than half an hour (which is probably why the albums are usually around that length). Katalepsy are probably the best band doing it right now (or Defeated Sanity, but they're a bit more left field).

ultraviolence123
Jul 3, 2002


ShoogaSlim posted:

Do you guys ever talk about Slam Death Metal like Analepsy and Abominable Putridity here or should I just stay my narrow-minded rear end in the -Core thread?

Pretty much all I listen to is brutal / slam death metal. One of the better recent releases is Organectomy - Domain of the Wretched. So good. Happy to see a physical release for this coming out in a couple of weeks. Obviously the new Within Destruction is in heavy rotation ("you guys ain't slam!"). Necrosadist also has an excellent disc out. Vocals on that one are nasty. Others I've been playing a lot: Fatuous Rump's new disc, Gutter Meat Clitter, Inseminate Degeneracy, Gutrectomy's new one, Gastrorrexis and Signs of the Swarm. It's pretty much the only genre I don't get bored with after a couple of months. Give me some grunting Jabba-the-Hutt toilet vocals, minute long horror / sci-fi samples, caveman guitar slams and snares that sound like an empty Pringles can and I'm happy.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



I love slam. It's unapologetically ridiculous and I actually love the sound of it too. I could listen to Molesting the Decapitated by Devourement all day. Trash can snare for life!

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

Kvlt! posted:

I love slam. It's unapologetically ridiculous and I actually love the sound of it too. I could listen to Molesting the Decapitated by Devourement all day. Trash can snare for life!

Seeing Devourment just after Ruben Rojas took over vocal duties again in a tiny basement Chicago club is one of the best and most sick sets I've ever witnessed.

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



ultraviolence123 posted:

Give me some grunting Jabba-the-Hutt toilet vocals, minute long horror / sci-fi samples, caveman guitar slams and snares that sound like an empty Pringles can and I'm happy.

I already knew that the tough-guy hardcore I grew up listening to wasn't "good music" and didn't care, but only since getting more into slam have I been able to evaluate it as similar to enjoying horror films. They both only really seem to exist to fulfill a singular purpose and are extremely niche, but something about the aesthetic of it all appeals to me greatly.

Kinda bummed a lot of these albums don't have vinyl releases. Buying compact discs feels so passé. Stoked for vinyl to arrive from the bands I mentioned originally. It's super fun knowing you have music on physical media coming overseas from Russia and Portugal.

Malaria
Oct 21, 2017



I don't know what slam is. Please post examples kthx. It sounds like poo poo I would be into

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

The only vaguely slam thing I like is Mortician but even though they're incredibly stupid caveman nonsense they're not quite the same as an actual slam band

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.
This is such unabashed poo poo in so many simultaneous ways that I'm kind of enjoying it

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



A human heart posted:

The only vaguely slam thing I like is Mortician but even though they're incredibly stupid caveman nonsense they're not quite the same as an actual slam band

Mortician loving rule and I will not have their good name slandered in this thread!

Though it's kind of strange to assosciate them with slam because they don't use any slams in their music. I mean I'm not one of those subgenre nerds but they're definitely not even close.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
I have now given the Nekrogoblikon album a couple spins on Spotify, and my preliminary verdict is that it is dumb as poo poo and I enjoy it quite a bit.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Malaria posted:

I don't know what slam is. Please post examples kthx. It sounds like poo poo I would be into

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbXhNgVBgco

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A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

Kvlt! posted:

Mortician loving rule and I will not have their good name slandered in this thread!

I didn't say they were bad. They're both good and very stupid.

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