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goon answer: do you have access to horses? real answer: daily lecithin supplements and water
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Also begin a masturbation training regimine of 2-3 times a day to train your body to produce more sperm.
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Origami Dali posted:goon answer: do you have access to horses? Goon response: poor Freckles, thought of bukkake and died.
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Just remind her that she can't have her bukkake and eat it.
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Been reading Jordan Peterson and have noticed that my stamina/t levels have been increasing. Anyone else experience this?
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I love this thread because I have a fetish for low effort trolling
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Same.
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Turtlicious posted:Same. We all know your sex life is low effort, no need to tell us again.
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Jedit posted:We all know your sex life is low effort, no need to tell us again. lmao if your sex life requires effort.
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Just gonna leave this here: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/808kcb/not_sure_if_i_f23_can_go_through_with_boyfriends/quote:My boyfriend (John…not his real name) and I like a bit of light kink mixed in with role play. Nothing too unusual, some boss/secretary stuff, some teacher/student stuff, that kind of thing. It’s fun, maybe something we do once a week or so? Last night my boyfriend started a professor thing…that was cool with me, although he seemed a little more nervous than usual. Once we got into it, he asked me to call him Professor Peterson. A couple of days before we’d been watching some of Jordan Peterson’s videos. I hadn’t really thought much about him, but my boyfriend was excited to show me…he says Dr. Peterson has been helping him figure some stuff out in his life.
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Hi goons, can someone recommend me a good softcore porn site? My girlfriend wants to watch some. Her criteria are decent production values, maybe a bit of story and passionate looking sex (lots of kissing, foreplay etc) Girl on guy or girl.
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Painful Dart Bomb posted:Hi goons, can someone recommend me a good softcore porn site? My girlfriend wants to watch some. Her criteria are decent production values, maybe a bit of story and passionate looking sex (lots of kissing, foreplay etc) Girl on guy or girl. I was going to say FemJoy but they switched to requiring a membership since I last visited their site.
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Pornhub has a female friendly section also there is Bellesa.co as well.
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Zil posted:Pornhub has a female friendly section also there is Bellesa.co as well. XHamster also has a female friendly section. Can't speak for specifically softcore though.
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Painful Dart Bomb posted:Hi goons, can someone recommend me a good softcore porn site? My girlfriend wants to watch some. Her criteria are decent production values, maybe a bit of story and passionate looking sex (lots of kissing, foreplay etc) Girl on guy or girl. Generally in the porn world "softcore" denotes content that features a model/models in varying states of undress, but typically without any sexual contact or penetration. Sounds like your girlfriend wants what is considered "hardcore" but produced and intended for a female audience. My wife got interested in porn about this time last year and found this feminist porn blog that you and your girlfriend may find useful.
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Specifically the XConfessions one mentioned on there, that series is pretty good.
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Great recommendations, thanks goons!
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Ok this a bit of a weird one. Whenever I masturbate (over the past few months anyway) there’s these weird little blue specks of stuff that end up on my palms. I thought it could have been dried skin/oil but there’s also a possibility it might be fuzz from my clothing. Has anyone ever had this issue? I mean I bathe regularly and when I was last in a relationship my girlfriend never complained about it. I’m mainly concerned about it being an embrassment next time I end up sexually active.
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May 22, 2018 19:47
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Could be lint from clothing or something. You wear a lot of blue underwear?
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Not really. A lot of the time I wear those underarmor briefs that aren’t even cotton. I mean could it be from fabric softener sheets?? It’s a very bizarre problem.
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I mean, you rinse off before sex right? Like, that's just polite. e: It's 100% a hygeine issue, but it's not a large one, and no-one besides you will notice. It's probably just smeg and lint. e2: clean your dick before sex though. No-one wants a UTI.
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I mean sometimes I notice it to a degree even right after I clean my wang in the shower. Is there a better cleanser I could be using other than regular soap? I don’t want to use anything that’ll be irritating if it gets in my pee-hole. And yes, I do a pretty thorough job cleaning the area.
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ServoMST3K posted:I mean sometimes I notice it to a degree even right after I clean my wang in the shower. Is there a better cleanser I could be using other than regular soap? I don’t want to use anything that’ll be irritating if it gets in my pee-hole. And yes, I do a pretty thorough job cleaning the area. It could be blue balls.
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Jedit posted:It could be blue balls. 
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As much as I appreciate the comedy answers this matter is very distressing to me. Well, moderately distressing.
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ServoMST3K posted:As much as I appreciate the comedy answers this matter is very distressing to me. Well, moderately distressing. If you rub your hands together vigorously for a bit, do you see the same things on your palms? If so it is just bunched up skin cell debris from friction on your hands that you are seeing after masturbating. If that is the case, than getting a pumice stone to use on your hands to get off the excess dead skin and using hand lotion should help stop this from happening.
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I'm voting lint, from clothes, sheets, towels, you name it. I know you said you're washing the area, but -- not just the dick and balls, also get all up in the taint and the butt. I don't think most people will be horrified by some clean lint, though.
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What is the thread consensus for best position of sex?
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spb posted:What is the thread consensus for best position of sex? Whatever feels best for you and your partner, what kind of question is that?
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spb posted:What is the thread consensus for best position of sex? If you're applying for jobs to get laid, you're doing it wrong.
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according to most popular it's something like girl on top, doggy and missionary
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Thanks for the suggestions folks!
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bowmore posted:according to most popular it's something like girl on top, doggy and missionary yeah I deliberately did not assume "best" and "popular" to be equivalent. 
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KillHour posted:If you're applying for jobs to get laid, you're doing it wrong. Why else do we do anything?
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silvergoose posted:yeah I deliberately did not assume "best" and "popular" to be equivalent. nothing wrong with those three though
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silvergoose posted:yeah I deliberately did not assume "best" and "popular" to be equivalent. Yeah but there isn't a best position, it's all individual preference. All there is IS popularity to judge what's best, and yeah, the classic three are classics for a reason. Alternatively, reverse pile-driver.
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spb posted:What is the thread consensus for best position of sex? Amazon.
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bowmore posted:according to most popular it's something like girl on top, doggy and missionary As I understand it, women prefer doggy because
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Jedit posted:As I understand it, women prefer doggy because
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I feel like this is all very obvious stuff, but hey, maybe not everyone knows it
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