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He got better. "He'd be devoured if he found out his father turns into a MONSTER!"
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"If the world new I turned into a mindless monster that was responsible for millions of dollars in property damage and numerous crimes including assault it might bring in some money."
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Jonah's face. "drat, he has a kid", or "Sucks for you, not my problem"? I can't decide.
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Apr 18, 2018 02:09
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He's just gonna settle on a story about Spidey being a menace in cahoots with the green fellas who break poo poo. Status quo reaffirmed.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Jonah's face. "drat, he has a kid", or "Sucks for you, not my problem"? I can't decide. I mean, Jonah's kid also turns into a dangerous mindless monster so maybe they can swap kids?
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Push El Burrito posted:I mean, Jonah's kid also turns into a dangerous mindless monster so maybe they can swap kids? Oh great, now we get a Lizard Venom!
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Jonah's face. "drat, he has a kid", or "Sucks for you, not my problem"? I can't decide. "drat, he has a kid... well sucks for him, not my problem"
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Apr 18, 2018 02:27
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Now he's a were-lizard!
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Apr 18, 2018 02:35
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... in spaaaaace!
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Manatee Cannon posted:"drat, he has a kid... well sucks for him, not my problem" That's our Jonah! *laugh track*
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Jonah: As a father whose son turns into a monster, allow me to stress that..... I don't give a gently caress, I got papers to sell. This is going to press unless somebody can get me pictures. Pictures of Spider-Man!
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Well if you can’t unmask The Lizard, there’s another notorious character you can expose... Headline: FLORIDA MAN UNMASKED! Beneath headline: FLORIDA MAN PICKS FIGHT WITH HULK, LOSES ARM Turn to page B2 for the shocking reveal!
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JJJ: "Oh, he has a son...that I can interview to make the story even better!"
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His son's an adult, meaning it's perfectly time for him to learn the family's horrible secrets.
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But he didn't go "pictures, pictures of The Lizard!", so no one took any and that means there's no proof and thus no story.
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Saoshyant posted:But he didn't go "pictures, pictures of The Lizard!", so no one took any and that means there's no proof and thus no story. he could photoshop a picture of a gator's head on top of connors' and it would probably look more realistic than what actually happened
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Well yeah we were actually there and it was Connor's head on top of the Lizard's.
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Is the Daily Bugle known for publishing cool infographics? Wanna see them do a breakdown of the blood transfusion shenanigans.
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Holy poo poo this is actually it, isn't it? This entire storyline built up to and resolved with Peter basically going,"Hey! HEY! Stop it. STOP IT! < >" until the toddlers stopped scuffling.I love it 
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Jerusalem posted:Holy poo poo this is actually it, isn't it? This entire storyline built up to and resolved with Peter basically going,"Hey! HEY! Stop it. STOP IT! < It was either that, or kill them with radioactive cum. And after Hagar The Horrible tried that plot in 1997, it's not likely the syndicates would go for it again.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
someone Photoshop Peter and Rocket shoving JJJ into the space capsule
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peter has just remembered that hes in the swamp with two other people capable of feats of monstrous strength, and jonah is just a man
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I know we're all focused on Spidey's murder threat, but what the hell does Connors mean that he'll make sure the Lizard is never seen again? Is he planning to return the Hulk blood?
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Zeeman posted:I know we're all focused on Spidey's murder threat, but what the hell does Connors mean that he'll make sure the Lizard is never seen again? Is he planning to return the Hulk blood? The solution is obviously a transfusion from the Chameleon.
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quite stretched out posted:peter has just remembered that hes in the swamp with two other people capable of feats of monstrous strength, and jonah is just a man So this is finally going to turn into Deliverance
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Zeeman posted:I know we're all focused on Spidey's murder threat, but what the hell does Connors mean that he'll make sure the Lizard is never seen again? Is he planning to return the Hulk blood?
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“I found this weird black goo in the swamp, it replaces my missing arm just fine!” NEXT: LIZARD-VENOM
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mind the walrus posted:Connors is a junkie in heavy denial. He's in the "Boy I'll never do that again" phase. I feel like the writers are in that stage too by the end of any Lizard story, and they only bring him back when they have cycled through everyone else who in the least bit interesting.
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1) Jonah looks so petulant in the first panel. 2) I can't stop imagining all the guys in the background of the third panel making the Scooby Doo 'what?' sound.
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Psychedelicatessen posted:The Gang kills JJJ
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Apr 19, 2018 14:13
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Who's ready for another exciting round of musical blood chairs.
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Apr 19, 2018 15:05
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Cakefarts Carol posted:can't wait for a dramatic six-paneler where they argue the merits of journalistic integrity #Lizardgate
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Cakefarts Carol posted:can't wait for a dramatic six-paneler where they argue the merits of journalistic integrity Actually, it's about ethics in The Lizard journalism.
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mind the walrus posted:Connors is a junkie in heavy denial. He's in the "Boy I'll never do that again" phase. "And this time, I mean it."
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Synthbuttrange posted:WORLD FAMOUS EDITOR LEFT FOR DEAD BY SPIDER-MENACE He's going to fetch the 2 serial killers he left in the boat with his wife.
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